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Wombletom

@wombletom.bsky.social
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Road user, occasional swimmer, likes waking Passionate Wimbledon fan 💛💙. Pagan. Makes a bit of money dabbling with timber.

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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hypocritical franchise fan says what……
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when I was a much younger man I had a habit of trying to convince conspiracy theorists I met of even crazier theories. if they denied the moon landing, I'd try to convince them the moon itself was a hoax, etc. Starting to worry that might have done lasting harm.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Enigmatic and often misunderstood creature. The BMW, seen here in a submissive pose, displaying its soft delicate underbelly, indicating that it is no longer a threat to other road users.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Motorist is fed up getting stuck in traffic so decides to use public transport. Best to leave the car at home next time.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@williamnb.eurosky.social came up on my Facebook memories.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Postman ain’t gonna take that. You’ve forgotten to put a stamp on it.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Volvo introduce a new ‘non pavement’ parking idea ...... BMW are said to have some concerns.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The things people throw out. Not sure the dustmen will take that, it’s not in a bin bag.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Meanwhile, over on the book of faces.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Go home traffic light… you’re drunk.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Spotted in one of my local facebook groups. 🤦‍♂️😂😂
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. That’s 5 I’ve tipped over today.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Not the first time a Boleyn has lost her head.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I can do culture….. I’m down wiv da livies.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Farewell sad lonely mince pie.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Considering that this complete and utter shitehouse company LOST the last 3 parcels they were supposed to deliver….. this email fills me with complete dread.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
It’s panto time.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
@williamnb.bsky.social good pizza here when we cycled through Bath a few years back.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Just the driver is at fault. The car that turned into the road prior to this incident, managed it perfectly.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
@williamnb.bsky.social Pinch punch. 😛
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Here, in its natural environment we have the failed mating attempt of the magnificent beast, the Jaguar.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
@williamnb.bsky.social nah… not sharing. 😂
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Bored of painting roundabouts and shouting at hotels, and with poppy rage being so last week, the permanently outraged are now shouting at trees.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Grrr. The neighbours cat is on my car again.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Still think the same? I too had been a bit perplexed by him.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Sound advice from my buddy Will that will definitely have an effect on your enjoyment/survival when wild camping in not so perfect weather.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
NEVER press this button in your car.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Enigmatic and often misunderstood creature. The BMW, seen here in a submissive pose, displaying its soft delicate underbelly, indicating that it is no longer a threat to other road users.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
You can see Kent over there. I said KENT….. Farage is a bit further round the coast to the east. #SouthendOnSea
Southend on Sea seafront.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Buses aren’t very good at playing hide and seek.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
@williamnb.bsky.social pinch punch… blah blah blah.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Wembley stadium 2025. It’s owned by South London. @afcwimbledon1889.bsky.social @officialcpfc.bsky.social @charltonathletic.bsky.social
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Chuckled way to much at this. 🤣🤣
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Enid Blyton has gone a bit dark.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The human race.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
07.27 train in my day off can only mean one thing….. off to football and a trip to Grimsby in the hope we get a point to secure a play off place. A season that held so much promise could end up in bitter disappointment. It’s the hope that kills you.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
@hackneyhaz.bsky.social. What’s the name of the pub. You lot use in Gillingham?
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
@WilliamNB.toot.bike.ap.brid.gy did Jo (J2onyabike) make it over here? Sure I’ve seen her, but can’t find her. ?
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
4 years ago Scott woke up and chose ignorance.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Anybody remember this absolute walloper from nazi Twitter?
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
@lorenzollama.bsky.social
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Looks like Andy got his PHD with a happy meal.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Dear customer. This is your Evri driver, we’ve left your parcel….. in a ditch.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Valiant attempt at staying within the lines, bet they’re shite at colouring in as well.
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Wombletom @wombletom.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Tesco new home delivery policy....... Not at home for your delivery? No worries, we’ll leave it in your front room for you.
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