Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Top Tip: Pretend you drink in moderation by joining a wine tasting club so that you can disguise your alcoholism as a hobby. 000
Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In the my local hairdressers & they’ve got an offer of 50% off leg waxing. That’s just the one leg then. 010
Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thank God thats over! Way too much Tom Jones on a Friday night for my liking. #TOTP 010
Reposted by GlennDan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The most disappointing video you’ll see today. 1042263652
Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Great speech by Andy Burnham but not one single mention of bringing back Jaffa Fingers, so for that reason I'm out. 010
Reposted by GlennDisappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I recently pitched (over beers, and to definitely the wrong people) the idea that UK should have its own digital platform/social media. I literally don’t understand why this isn’t a thing. Today billions of pounds goes straight out of UK economy to overseas firms because of this 4155
Reposted by Glenn👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026See what you've all done by holding Ed Sheeran accountable for his actions? This is worse than if his entire family was blown the fuck up while they slept! THIS IS WORSE! I hope you're all happy now. 3486
Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026youtu.be/uufEBooS6Us?...youtu.beRed Dwarf - Tongue Tied (Uncut)YouTube video by Ace Rimmer (Holly Hop Drive 7) 021
Reposted by Glennchristian @speederaserhead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026RIP Gerrit Graham - who was, among many things, star of one of the lowkey scariest stunts I’ve ever seen in my life 361844420
Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I've alway wandered what happened to Bruce Forsythe's stash of luxury stirrups after he died, nice to see they've been returned to their natural hunting grounds. 010
Reposted by GlennToby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026he picked him because he’ll never produce a cross 1114226
Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026🎵It's a job that just suits me, A dictator you would be, If you can see what I can see, When I'm cleansing gulags🎵 010
Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026He looks like something AI would come up with if you asked it to make a Guess Who? character & make them a pervert. 012
Reposted by GlennNick Young @nickofnz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Adapting to climate change without ending the fossil fuel industry. 5034251423
Reposted by GlennDave Bagpuss Forsey 🍻 @bagpuss.org · 28/08/2026I didn't like the ominous music in this video but I found that the theme to Steptoe & Son worked much better 910545
Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry hasn't gone, he's simply hopped on that space shuttle to paradise ahead of us. 021
Reposted by GlennM a r c u s 🏳️🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 25/07/2026My beef with Morrissey runs all the way back to 1986 when he said this about Black artists. Nineteen Eighty Six, while the Smiths were still active. It’s not a “later phenomenon” don’t try and lie to me www.standard.co.uk/culture/musi... 1502995765
Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Hamilton's pitwall should have warned him that Piastri was approaching. But it wouldn't be an F1 weekend without Ferrari doing something completely Ferrari. 060
Reposted by GlennHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 23/07/2026If Scrooge is his surname then he was a Scrooge before his parents named him Ebenezer, so I'm out. 2415610
Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I’ve never been a contestant on the Crystal Maze but I’ve just tried to scan a Creme Egg at a self-service checkout. Same thing. 110
Reposted by GlennFarrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Sam Neill, "One of the secrets of life is to take what you do seriously. But never, never, take yourself seriously, and I never have" May you step into the next life with the same excitement and wonder that we all experienced when you first saw dinosaurs in Jurassic Park. RIP 🙏 445579
Reposted by GlennHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 09/07/2026Newsnight trying to unmask Count Binface is disgraceful, they wouldn't have done that with Kendo Nagasaki. I blame the masked singer. 1621818
Reposted by Glenn🎃🍁Evie Lyn Devers🍁🎃 @sinebadger.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Every pitch I’ve heard for how AI can make my job more efficient starts like this 61699586
Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I don't remember half of these songs. Thank fuck I spent the late 90s getting smashed because they're bloody terrible. #TOTP 020
Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I'm not saying it's hot but I've got a vienetta in the freezer & I'm thinking of using it as a pillow. 000
Reposted by GlennFourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 15/05/2026“She gets too hungry for dinner at eight She likes the theatre and never comes late She never bothers with people she hates, that’s why…” 49625
Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Wes Streeting is not the answer. Wes Streeting is never the answer, unless the question is ‘Who is not the answer?’ Then the answer would be Wes Streeting, for he is not the answer. 000
Reposted by GlennMic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Keir Starmer’s sister must be delighted to be used as a prop whenever he wants to talk about someone he knows with a rough life. 79411
Reposted by GlennRick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Misunderstood my invitation to the Met Gala 39015
Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 30/04/2026🎵& it opened up my eyes, I saw the Seine, Driving is demanding without understanding🎵 000
Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I wish the grifting Tudor looking twit would piss off & get back to what she does best... haunting Hampton Court & Tower Green. 010
Reposted by Glenn👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 28/04/2026"In the UK we called it 'Boss Cat' because we had a cat food brand called 'Top Cat' which, of course, was problematic for a publicly-funded BBC. However, it was lost on nobody that, whatever it was called, it was basically just Sergeant Bilko with cats, and that is what unites our countries today." 5759204
