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density's child @foxdog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why is Robert Pattinson even mentioned in this title? The article is about the director of their film’s statement, not Pattinson’s. What is happening??
An screenshot of an article with the following title “Robert Pattinson's
'Primetime' Director Has a Challenge for Chris Hansen” under a photo of Mr Pattinson
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
to learn more, search bluesky for "load bearing furries"
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density's child @foxdog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this reads “Edie”
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density's child @foxdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
finally realized who vegetable mitch mcconnell reminded of
Mr Burns as a glowing alien saying “I bring you love” in S08E10 of The Simpsons
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why? Why must they ruin our Great Nation?
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every now and then a piece of advertising copy wedges in my mind like a splinter in a gumline. Most recently it’s “convenient wound protection” on a bus stop ad. When my battery runs low I walk around the house repeating it in a reverie. I must protect my convenient wound
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lyndsay @magpie.tips · 11/09/2026
I can't believe I have to hear that there's a dragon washing game only to be told the dragons are horny. You can't do that to me. I want to wash dragons but not like that. I'm happy for the dragon fuckers but I am sad for me I just want to wash them
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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh, TAPPER, that's a *T*, oh okay that makes more sense ebay.com/itm/307160739107 - Tapper Atari 2600 VCS Video Game 1984 Bally Midway Sega Cartridge Only
ebay photo of an atari cartridge for bally midway's 1983 game tapper. the image shows a frantic man at some kind of bar with a bunch of empty glasses and a pile of money. the title of the game is in an old timey font that unfortunately has a little flourish off the a that makes the t look like an f. it looks like it says fapper. it looks like this italian pseudo mario was just caught jacking off in public. very different game. still probably fun tho.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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density's child @foxdog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
please welcome to the stage, Annie Biotic
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 08/09/2026
i feel like if you created the singularity it would be pretty obvious to everyone, like you'd point at it and we'd all go yep, that's the singularity
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density's child @foxdog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
cross c*nty parkway
Screenshot of driving directions that read “Cross Cnty Pkwy”
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Leslie Molson @ladymolson.com · 08/09/2026
Patty Hogg
Amy Sedaris as Patty Hogg, saying her catchphrase "I've said too much"
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Historical satire or prescient 2026-set sci fi, who can say
Still from Clue with Tim Curry saying “she had friends who were…”Now he’s looking sadly up to the left, [clicks tongue]Now he’s looking down saying “socialists”Some of the rest of the cast sitting in the study
-Oh my god.
-[Peacock gasps]
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density's child @foxdog.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
there's only one Milo I care about
Movie poster of The Adventures of Milo and Otis (1989)
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がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
パトカーの音に驚いて鼻が曲がりました。がんぼるぞい。 translation: I was startled by the sound of a police car, and my nose got bent out of shape.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 25/08/2026
joining the war on whatever on the side of whatever
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Andrew Burke @ajlburke.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Black Bloc is so yesterday. Activists who want to get it on should now all dress up as Spider Man. (Bonus: when the inevitable leftist infighting happens, it'll be a real-life replay of that pointing meme)
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density's child @foxdog.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Name 3 albums you can listen to with no skips. Pink Moon - Nick Drake Here in the Pitch - Jessica Pratt Renaissance - Beyoncé
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density's child @foxdog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
my face when i’m mogging a biscuit and a Chinese cup
Closeup of contended expression of the dog of “Dog with a Biscuit and a Chinese Cup”by Giovanna Garzoni, 1640s
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
if a man looks this much like a boy he is for sure evil
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Can you OD on ketamine and if so what’s the holdup
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
HIGHLY recommend the display of Christopher Payne's oversized photographs of industrial/manufacturing processes at the Cooper Hewitt. Really fascinating and beautiful work.
A photograph of a man in the center of some sort of turbine
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 14/08/2026
I was at the grocery store and was struck with the stupidest inspiration ever
fake retro-looking ad for tomantoes...the tomato for him
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/08/2025
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m not going to defend the dumbest online cancellations of 2016-2024. Even if you think they were injustices, though, we are talking about maybe 100 people, mostly public figures, losing their jobs. That’s around a quarter of the number of firings after Charlie Kirk was killed.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
unfortunately, this line is in perfect iambic tetrameter and will now live in my head rent-free
Reddit user bananaphone16: Honestly I'm one Taylor farms lettuce bag away from my goal weight.

Reddit user short bus genius: I'm one lettuce diarrhea away from fitting into my slutty Andrew Tate Capris.Behind him lay the gray Azores,
Behind the Gates of Hercules;
Before him not the ghost of shores,
my slutty Andrew Tate Capris.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
AI DATACENTER?
I'D RATHER BE AT THE GAY GUY
DATING CENTER
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Brian Lyman @brianlyman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Now is the winter of our discontent in Now that’s  what I call music font
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density's child @foxdog.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
that “liked by” feature is going to cause so much drama. bluesky is playing us like an unscripted tv producer.
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I am hearing that on her deathbed Haley Stevens received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/08/2026
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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density's child @foxdog.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Given *everything* I wouldn’t be surprised if that button promoted the post
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density's child @foxdog.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’ve taken to calling Oligarchs “Garchs” as a quick, harsh-sounding slang. Trying to make it a thing.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
“I made a 2 eyed cyclops, TOP THAT NOLAN!”
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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 22/07/2026
FIFA is short for Final Fantasy
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Arrested Development: Bees? Beads!
Alt: Arrested Development: Bees? Beads!
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Natasha Lennard @natashalennard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
wish i'd had this stunning essay as a reference when writing my new book; i have a chapter analyzing Zionist certainties through Charles Mills' concept of "white ignorance", to account for the limits of witnessing... would have loved to cite this too! www.equator.org/articles/mor...
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Gaza and the Problem of Moral Stupidity • EQUATOR
Forty years after Edward Said demanded ‘permission to narrate’, the truth from Palestine has never been more widely known. And yet the annihilation continues.
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Brainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
tfw mom left like 2 minutes ago
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
NEW in @porchparty.bsky.social: The Civic Standard is a strange, compelling nonprofit in Vermont's Northeast Kingdom that combines food, theater, and "giving people a ride." Cofounder Rose Friedman talked to me about what she's learned about building community www.porchpartynews.com/p/civic-stan...
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'Pay attention.' How an unusual Vermont nonprofit builds community
The Civic Standard offers everything from participatory theater to killer mac and cheese. Cofounder Rose Friedman has some advice on bringing neighbors together.
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ℭ𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔰 ☽|☾ 𝔓𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔰 @chaospriestess.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.
Screencap of Sam Neil in Event Horizon, his flight suit features an Australian flag with the union jack replaced by a yellow circle on black and red, the Australian aboriginal flag
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.
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Mat “Wilto” Marquis @wil.to · 09/07/2026
I don’t know what’s ahead for web development, and I couldn’t change it if I did. What I do know is that I want more than this for us. I want more than this for you. I may not know what happens next, but I know that I can help you be ready for it. So I’m not done. wil.to/js4e/newslet...
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New Game+
My name is Mat Marquis, and I believe in the web.
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Graham Splatner
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density's child @foxdog.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Photo of drag queen Joey Jay with speech bubble encompassing the quoted post
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density's child @foxdog.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Live • Laugh • Love That
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density's child @foxdog.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Anniversary to this video
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 02/07/2026
"Ha ha, all these bluesky communists are so stupid! Any centralized system will ALWAYS attract the worst of the worst" How is that different from what we have here right now you soup fork
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TheBlindboyPodcast @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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