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I write stuff and ship Reylo and I'm probably old enough to be your mom.

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sobbing
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a deeply weird small whore for cannibalism @flowerofcarrots.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I didn't have "Olivia Colman brings monsterfucking to the masses" on my bingo card but I sure ain't complaining.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I will reiterate: Christians in the West evangelize in public for the same reason men catcall. Neither is trying to persuade you; both are reminding you that the public sphere belongs to them and you exist in it at their sufferance.
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Every so often I teach someone how to spin yarn on a spindle. And I always tell them that the first yarn you make will not be good yarn, and it's not meant to be, because right now you are not making wool into yarn, you're making yourself into a spinner.
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a deeply weird small whore for cannibalism @flowerofcarrots.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Philip J Fry's Shocked Reaction
ALT: Philip J Fry's Shocked Reaction
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Josh Luke Davis 🏳️‍🌈 @joshlukedavis.com · 28/07/2026
this summer's cultural cross over we've all been waiting for jimothy x bayeux
A picture of a piece is hand embroidery of jimothy the raccoon in the style of the bayeux tapestry.
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🔜 NYCC - Drs. Smite & Evil, Inc. 🧬🦋🧪 @porgs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
my mom just got the cuntiest bonsai tree with a jucy bbl that looks like a curvy woman with her hip cocked and arms raised had to do a super rough trace/sketch for fun
a picture of a bonsai tree with a trunk that looks like a very round defined butta rough sketch of the curvy bonsai
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glenn close's reylo burner @soyauntie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
2015 reylos
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Why didn't the eagles just fly Odysseus straight to Ithaca
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Matthew Dow Smith @matthewdowsmith.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Never forget that they had to spend trillions of dollars, build massive data centers, consume millions of galloons of water and insane amounts of electricity, just to kind of do what you can do better with your imagination and a cup of coffee. That's how envious they are of what you can do.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 17/07/2026
a few good Jessica’s
A digital illustration of 6 versions of doodles of Jessica Rabbit: short, fat, flat-chested, black, asian, and masc.
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Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.co.uk · 09/07/2026
GNARLY (From Graveyards: A History of Living with the Dead by @theprofrog.bsky.social)
A photo from Graveyards: A History of Living with the Dead by Roger Luckhurst. 

Enon Chapel was located in the same street. A Baptist dissenting chapel, opened in 1823 as a speculative venture, it had begun to offer cheap burial in its basement (thers was no crypt as such.) Soon enough, the congregation was contending with an "abominable" stench and saprophagous corpse flies crawling sluggidhly from the cracks in the wooden floor. Some fainted from the smell; many left services with insidious, miasmatic headaches. When another reformist venture - the building of drains - required entry to the basement of Enon Chapel, it was discovered that 12,000 corpses had been stuffed into a space measuring 50 x 30 feet (15.2 x 9.1m).
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Tater Magoo @tatermagoo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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a deeply weird small whore for cannibalism @flowerofcarrots.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Time to rewatch Ready or Not 2 bsky.app/profile/apne...
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 07/07/2026
don’t be embarrassed about making art are you kidding me ????? there’s people proud to say they “made art” by using ai and you’re embarrassed to make art with your human brain ???? come on now
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BlindManBaldwin @blindmanbaldwin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
republicans can run rapists because their voters, in aggregate, support rape. the democrats cannot run rapists because their voters, in aggregate, do not support rape.
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⚖️ 💋 @moonluna34.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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a deeply weird small whore for cannibalism @flowerofcarrots.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This is an important post making a good point but ngl I read this and was like "he he he yesssss give me all the sex scenes"
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It's possible to derive joy from other people's joy.
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Cello is fundraising for The Trevor Project🦋 @altocello.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
set up my carrd site today. link is in my bio. now to go delete my linktree altocello.carrd.co
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altocello carrd account
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Genel Jumalon 🍉 @geneljumalon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
People like Kane and many many others that do care about human art and the creative process have been a beacon of hope while trying to navigate making art in this current climate.
CBS MORNINGS ON YOUTUBE (JUNE 4, 2026)

Interviewer: I read that you do not want to embrace Al.

Kane: Absolutely not.

For me the whole point of doing what I'm doing-art is a way of processing life. I don't see the value in outsourcing any element of that.

When I'm looking at someone else's project, if I see an element of the environment [where] they use generative fill or whatever to change something about the scene, it just shuts off the part of my brain that wants to know more about that world. Because I would assume if they're willing to make an arbitrary choice there, they could make an arbitrary choice with literally anything.
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a deeply weird small whore for cannibalism @flowerofcarrots.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
LET PEOPLE LOVE THINGS Jesus Christ
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The Onion didn't fuck around with this one, wow
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Natalia (娜塔莉) @wrycritic.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Ah, a Star Wars poster I did ages ago ⚪ ⚫ ⚪
A lone storm trooper Finn facing opposite direction to gradient of storm troopers
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
A digital illustration of Gritty, the Philadelphia hockey mascot, who is just a huge shambling humanoid shape covered in orange fur, with especially long and flowing fur on his head and beard.  Except he is in Full Comrade Mode, wearing a deep red hockey jersey with gold stripes and an emblem in place of the Flyers logo that is a gold-edged red star, encircled partially by a gold sickle, and with a gold hammer crossing behind both. He's posed with his normal manic expression with both arms raised at angles outward. The purging flames of revolution rise behind him and in front of him in fat, red slab-serif lettering is the message 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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a deeply weird small whore for cannibalism @flowerofcarrots.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Saw some posts this morning re: the old white guys embracing AI and GUYS GUYS THE KIDS ARE OKAY (also go see Backrooms, it's so good)
Screenshot of an video from CBS Mornings: Kane Parsons talks "Backrooms" success and why he doesn't want to embrace AI"
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a deeply weird small whore for cannibalism @flowerofcarrots.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Frankly this is Star Wars's loss, but man I don't blame him.
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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Good news, we noclipped through the wall in one of our strongrooms and found all this empty space ready for more archive storage! We'll be expanding our shelving capacity as soon as we've found a way back to the front desk.
The uncomfortable liminal space of the 'Backrooms', with yellow carpet, wallpaper, and fluorescent lighting, going off into the distance. It's disconcerting to look at.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/05/2026
Pope Releases Encyclical On Perils Of Disney’s ‘Star Wars’ Strategy theonion.com/pope-releases-encyclic…
Pope Releases Encyclical On Perils Of Disney’s ‘Star Wars’ Strategy
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Die Laughing Magazine @dielaughingmag.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Remember that time when Die Laughing took a foray into academic publishing and absolutely nothing went wrong?
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a deeply weird small whore for cannibalism @flowerofcarrots.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Cheesesteaks are not good. Not just Pat's and Geno's. All cheesesteaks.
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT
Pope Leo standing up in an airplane aisle holding a baseball bat
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a deeply weird small whore for cannibalism @flowerofcarrots.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
spoilers (????) for Kane Pixels The Backrooms: we've been rewatching the original YT videos in preparation for the movie and the place is basically a physical genAI. I have no idea if this will be explored in the movie but yeah. That's it.
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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Fashion designer Jeremy Scott delivers commencement speech to Kansas City Art Institute graduates. Wait for it…
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a deeply weird small whore for cannibalism @flowerofcarrots.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
if it's so easy to replace them with AI, why do we need them at all?
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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Today's Daily Cartoon for @newyorker.com by Kevin Maher and me.
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
“We have made a technology that creates nothing but will ensure you have no future while we get richer and richer wait why are you boooing?”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
There’s a glaring historical inaccuracy in Christopher Nolan’s upcoming film of The Odyssey: they didn’t have cameras back then. Theatres should have a blank screen and an old man reading out the script
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a deeply weird small whore for cannibalism @flowerofcarrots.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Damn tempted to post this on my irl 😩 It's perfect!!!!
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Dot Porter @leoba.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Photo of a white and orange cat, her claw is caught on a pillow and she is just chilling. There is a speech bubble at the bottom of the photo, which points to the quoted skeet.
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Sage Tyrtle 🇨🇦 @sagetyrtle.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
If you have 3 minutes, spend them reading this FABULOUS piece by @eireneeleni.bsky.social. "They kept an old lady in the attic and no one cared except it wasn't an old lady..." www.claudineliterary.com/eirenegentle #WritingCommunity #FlashLit
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Eirene Gentle | The end.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Roe V. Wade
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Dracadancer @dracadancer.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Hux while doing yoga
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yellowstoneten @yellowstoneten.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
lol, they gave Artemis II astronaut (and Philadelphia sports fan) Christina Koch an astronaut Gritty
Christina Koch wearing her blue NASA astronaut jacket over an orange shirt holding a ~2-foot tall stuffed toy Gritty in an astronaut suit, while standing in what appears to be a box suite at the Flyers game
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mel in ballhalla 🏳️‍⚧️🔰♨️ @astruckpersonn.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
evangelicals have finally created. the golden calf. from the classic bible story “don’t create a golden calf”
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𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖑 𝖔𝖋 𝕽𝖎𝖛𝖎𝖆 🐺⚔️ @carlofrivia.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
In a world where hate is rampant, it's important to be kind. It's important to surround yourself with good people. It's important to be in touch with the things you love. Don't let hate consume you. Don't let it take control of the steering wheel. Life should be living with love 💛
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Star Wars: Rey Skywalker's Yellow Lightsaber
Alt: Rey from Star Wars looking at her ignited yellow-bladed lightsaber.
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 04/05/2026
May the 4th be with you. Here's one of my favorite Star Wars memes:
Screen shots of a scene in Star Wars' The Rise of Skywalker with the following text
-Who are you [old lady]
-I am Rey [Rey]
-Rey who? [old lady]
[Image of two ghosts dancing who are The Weather Girls]
-Ningmen [Rey]
-It's Rey Ningmen? [old lady]
-Hallelujah [Rey, w/ images of men falling from sky behind her]
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 08/05/2026
you mess with the bull you get the horns. you mess with the goat you get the woodwinds. the horse has the string section and the rabbit is on percussion
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"hottie with a body" implies the existence of other hotties, hotties beyond our mortal ken. hotties without form or substance
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