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Florian

@florianjedi.bsky.social
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German. Recovering Star Wars fan. Reader of science-fiction and fantasy, among other things. Runs @jedi-bibliothek.de & @swbooks.info. #starwars #startrek He/him

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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aurra!? In a Han and Chewie story? That doesn't track...
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(It used to be the one I couldn't stand watching.)
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Nathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Apparently more than one outlet has been doing the bizarre "interview AI generated actor Tilly Norwood" thing and on Piers Morgan it glitches out and starts speaking Chinese. I promise its much, much funnier than it sounds.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ich zitiere mal ein gewisses Känguru, das einen gewissen Parteitag infiltrierte: "Lieber Wind vom Deich als Öl vom Scheich."
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The truest sign of the apocalypse
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nothing bad has ever happened in Europe from a failed potato crop.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Amazingly, this appears to be real. Oof.
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Justina Ireland @justinaireland.com · 17/09/2026
A few folks have messaged me asking about the Mace Windu graphic novel and as far as I know it’s been cancelled. Sad face. Luckily, friends, I have some upcoming surprises for you from the galaxy far, far away. 🤐 But also:
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Al Pacino: Just When I Thought I Was Out
ALT: Al Pacino: Just When I Thought I Was Out
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A screenshot of an interaction on X (formerly Twitter).

At the top, Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) quote-tweets a post from Pop Base (@PopBase) that reads: "Apple introduces the foldable iPhone Duo. #AppleEvent", accompanied by two images showing a foldable smartphone. Merriam-Webster adds the caption: "Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828."

Below, user hanaa (@hanasaitoo) replies: "umm who are you??? like genuinely?? ppl dont even know yall so how can we know for sure what you are talking aboutt".

At the bottom, Merriam-Webster replies to hanaa with: "Open the schools."
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This has to be the most beautiful song I've heard in a long time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpEv...
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SCHANDMAUL - Zwei Raben (Official Video) | Napalm Records
YouTube video by Napalm Records
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Norm Macdonald at the Weekend Update desk with a superimposed image of DUH magazine behind him.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
28/50 I'll accept it
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Ralph Ruthe @ruthe.de · 06/09/2026
Jetzt erst recht.
DANKE an alle in Sachsen-Anhalt und ganz Deutschland, die sich in den letzten Wochen und Monaten so sehr eingesetzt haben. Die gekämpft haben für Vernunft und Fakten. An alle, die auf den Straßen waren für Vielfalt und Toleranz. An alle, die den Austausch gesucht haben und Menschen geduldig und sachlich über die Ziele der Rechtsextremen aufgeklärt haben. An alle, die ihre Zeit, Empathie und ihren Verstand investiert haben, um das Richtige zu tun.  Nur Liebe für euch! 
Und Herr Bundeskanzler: Schämen Sie sich. Ihre "Politik" hat uns mit an diesen Punkt gebracht.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The metaverse is real
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
👀 Ich geh dann mal bestellen
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Eine Odyssee durch Earthsea von Ursula K. Le Guin - Florians Welten
Nach so viel Science-Fiction in den letzten Monaten dürstete es mich mal wieder nach einem epischen Fantasy-Abenteuer, doch ich wollte auch mehr von der absoluten Ikone Ursula K. Le Guin lesen, deren ...
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is the most Star Trek ass episode structure yet Story A) Jadzia gets a trill initiate and realizes he has nothing in his life beyond wanting to be Joined, forgetting to live his own life Story B) Cardassian voles in da walls
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
TRUMP: "How pathetic do I want to appear to the world today? Hm... the answer is TREMENDOUSLY."
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
How long until he renames the whole fucking planet after his cheap-ass country?
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We're waiting for a different kind of Wikipedia edit, Mr President, sir.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Aside from the generational ones that I won't mention... probably some obscure German stuff, and then definitely my first SW books.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Everyone involved in this project and/or watching it (especially if you pay for watching it) should feel deeply ashamed of themselves.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The guys who thought they bought Dune was such a high water mark of this moment too.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This truly was the best TV scene of the year youtu.be/ty6L40Khy60?... Like, this is peak. No notes.
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Alice with Three Fingers
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It's the best thing you can see right now, so incredibly good
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
French people, come on over to Germany for Comic Con Stuttgart and get your Maître du Mal signed by the author. ;)
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Always the highlight of any big con
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Simply whoa, a lot of big names in this cast. Can't wait to see this.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Now why would Screenrant squander their hard-earned reputation like this?
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
All the tech billionaires of this world ultimately share the soulless fate of this megalomaniac Earthsea wizard.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
One of my funniest memories of 2025. Comic-Con Stuttgart. We had Claudia Gray at our booth, I was her assistant for the weekend. We also had some Andor cast at the show. Claudia, a big Andor fan, told some of the con staff "I want to meet Kyle Soller." However, whoever she talked to misheard. /1
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Collectively, the world needs to get over Harry Potter and the awful person who wrote it. She deserves nothing, no money, no acknowledgement, as she keeps putting hate into the world and actively funds transphobic organisations.
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Seth on the Nihil @lordsoftheseth.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I don't mean to be a romance absolutist but amidst all the zooming spaceships laser swords and solemn intonations if no one's into each other I'm kind of like what are we doing here
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Jordan Maison @jordanmaison.com · 15/08/2026
Oh hey, the late night D23 press release snuck in a quick official synopsis for #StarWars Starfighter! “When a cynical rogue is confronted by his mysterious past, he is hurled into a dangerous adventure across the galaxy that puts him on a crash course with destiny.”
When a cynical rogue is confronted by his mysterious past, he is hurled into a dangerous adventure across the galaxy that puts him on a crash course with destiny.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I have heard so much gushing about the latest Arachno-Human movie, even from people as Marvel-fatigued as I am, that we are going to see it tomorrow. Kind of funny to see Holland, Bernthal and Zendaya together in their second movie this week.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Ahsoka trailer looked decent enough. Dawson was only heard in a few shots but still sounded like an emotionless robot, which was one of my main criticisms of Season One. At least Hayden gets to act. Effects look great, but let's hope that is true for the entire season and not just the beginning.
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Kelly M @kello-ren.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I still think this would have been a million times better as an animated series, though. Dawson is mediocre as Ahsoka and Live-Action Thrawn still looks like Elon Musk in blueface. (Sorry, Lars)
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Say what you will about some of the errant ways #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds has been on, but that Klingon cover version of Total Eclipse of the Heart was 100% perfect.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Somehow, Starfighter: Crossbones returned
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That's a very Star Wars name
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The logo is weird tbh, but the teaser looked awesome. This makes me hopeful.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fucking hell 💀
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#GameOfThrones: The Mad King - my impressions/review of the two preview performances I saw last week (article in German) florianswelten.de/2026/08/13/g...
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Jedi-Bibliothek @jedi-bibliothek.de · 12/08/2026
Erste Infos zum Programm 2027 von Blanvalet und Penhaligon jedi-bibliothek.de/2026/08/erste-in… #StarWars
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I haven't seen the film yet, but my comic store just sent me this. Do I read it?
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Today, The Fall of Kylo Ren #1 (of 5) by Charles Soule is out. Go and get it to show Marvel what kind of stories we really want. I guess that's the only language they understand.
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