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Tom Jamieson @tomjam.bsky.social · 19h
How soon can the plague get here?
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Fleamongo @fleamongo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That smug little smirk when he says that’s not the project of journalism! Their arrogance makes them allergic to learning anything!
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 05/10/2026
the lesson of the Civil War is that aesthetic warrior-cult societies get their shit rocked by schoolteachers and store clerks who'd much rather be doing anything else
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
kid’s doing passive resistance lmao
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

A pack of witches dance around a fire circle summoning a massive demon in the flames. One of our witches is down though, reader. She lets her sisters know that she won’t be continuing the circle. “Gotta sit this one out, sisters,” she says. “Rolled my ankle.” 
 
I played around with adding a lot of detail to this scene (more shadows, trees in the background, etc.) I think the simpler version works but I’m not sure how I feel about the fire demon drawing. I think I like it. Was having trouble getting the composition of the scene set up with a text bubble in the bottom right. I do like the purple against the black dresses and little boots.
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This morning I imagined a late night TV commercial for a compilation CD called "Wife Sounds"
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Monday: The Workman's Curse Tuesday: The Day of Bastards Wednesday: Heavy is the Burden of Sisyphus Thursday: The Second Day of Bastards Friday: Business in the Front, Party in the Back Saturday: Me Old Ham, My Good Time Charlie Sunday: Fairweather Friend
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Matthew Dowd @matthewjdowd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Latest WSJ poll: "63% want to pause AI development 61% want a billionaire wealth tax 59% want Medicare for All 57% want a $20 minimum wage 58% want to end U.S. military aid to Israel" This is the center of the country politically. it is time all adjust to this political spectrum, esp. media.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's deeply unfair to live with the consequences of your actions, I agree www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
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John Roberts Retreated to His Island. Supreme Court Critics Found Him.
After decades of potlucks and paddle-boarding on Maine’s midcoast, rising anger and protests have left the Supreme Court’s chief justice more isolated than ever.
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Fleamongo @fleamongo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Your kid watches Sound of Music and you realize that every generation of children invents the flying nun from first principles
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Fleamongo @fleamongo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Saw this happen when I was launching NFTs + crypto products” is sending me.
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Javelina Habba @7000moonpies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026
great news! | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A TECH BRO running through the street, holding a laptop over his head.
TECH BRO: GREAT NEWS! I THINK I WROTE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT'S GOING TO KILL EVERYONE.

PANEL 2: MATTIE peers at the laptop, which just says KILL ALL HUMANS on it, with a blinking cursor. Another WOMAN runs away.
MATTIE: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST TYPED A SENTENCE HERE ON THE LATPOP.
WOMAN: AHHH! DON'T LET IT NEAR THE NUKES!

PANEL 3: The TECH BRO shakes his head.
TECH BRO: NO. YOU CRETIN, YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND ITS CAPABILITIES.
TECH BRO: PLUS, IT'S SCRAPED FROM SOMEONE *ELSE* TYPING IT. IDIOT.

PANEL 4: A BUSINESSMAN hands the SCIENTIST a big bag of money. The space behind him is also filled with bags.
BUSINESSMAN: HERE IT IS! EVERY PIECE OF CURRENCY EVER MINTED INCLUDING COINS FROM THE ANCIENT WORLD
TECH BRO: THANK YOU.
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Fleamongo @fleamongo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We will not Return to Normal. We will not Win Over The Good Republicans Jed Bartlett is dead and the world has changed forever.
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Fleamongo @fleamongo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Who is all this for? Other unprincipled Democratic politicians trying to build careers in the Washington. And a few well meaning but not terribly bright VBNMW voters who are hanging on for dear life to the promise of a Time Machine to 1996.
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Fleamongo @fleamongo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At this point it’s hard to tell where True Believerism ends and Doubling Down On Betraying Moral Principles So I Don’t Have to Say I Was Wrong, Again begins. Either way, DNC has to fix its heart or die.
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
all of us are the evil gay in someone else’s story
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Fleamongo @fleamongo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The cherry on top of all of this tough talk “pragmatism” from the valiant defenders of the DNC is that this strategy doesn’t even appear to work. It would be immoral either way. But it’s not even expedient. What kid Kamala hedging on trans rights, or promising to build the wall get her in 2024?
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Guy who is obviously on drugs: I built a supercomputer that is God and now I need subsidies
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Batman Day
A comic book panel (very real) that has been slightly edited (let's see if you can figure out how). It's dark and the rain is coming down in sheets, the water sliding off Batman's suit. The dark knight is staring at something in the distance, his expression grim. "This is where I watched my parents die, Raphael." Behind him is Raphael. The teenage mutant ninja turtle. (This is not the part of the panel that has been edited.) "Cowabummer," Raphael replies.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They should put a little piece of candy under the plastic push-up part that falls off when you're out of deodorant
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We built some new cyber weapons Ones that, like many cyber weapons, we can’t really control once deployed, though even more so Then we deployed them The cyber weapons did some things we didn’t totally intend This means you’re all going to die and we’re prophets, give us all the money and power
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Asheesh Kapur Siddique @asheeshks.org · 16/09/2026
AI has exposed the austerity con game in higher ed. For years, we have been told there is no money for students, faculty, staff, capital improvements, libraries. But somehow universities have suddenly come up with the money to pay for AI services??
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rip annie dillard
One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.
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Fleamongo @fleamongo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The patchy beard of a ninth grader, and what I can only describe as Evangelical Christian Face, something about the mouth and eyes.
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Fleamongo @fleamongo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sorry to go low or whatever but seeing so many Ed Sheeran photos in such a short span of time has me confused again about his on stage success.
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram:
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026
I want to apologize for remarks I made a few years ago suggesting I believe every human is entitled to respect and dignity in addition to basic human rights. I had no way of knowing at the time this sentiment could be interpreted as applying to people of a gendered persuasion
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dad and daughter at this pizza place. Serious faces. Dad sighs. Daughter sighs. Dad says, So your mom wants me to talk to you about that joke on your phone. Daughter nods. Dad takes a deep breath and says, Twenty-five years ago, terrorists flew two planes into a building in New York City,
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 04/08/2026
thrilled as i am to see the 9/11 high school gymnastic routine do the rounds again, it doesn’t hold a candle to the 9/11 middle school interpretive dance set to the music of lmfao
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
my 2 cents on material conditions and right wing politics for @hammerandhope.bsky.social "The portrayal of economic anxiety as a standalone rather than complementary explanation to the machinations of plutocratic bigots also flies in the face of what we know..." hammerandhope.org/article/econ...
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The False Narrative of Economic Anxiety
People are insecure, but that is not the only reason they voted for Donald Trump in 2024.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/10/2025
First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great
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Mayor Katie B. Wilson @mayor.seattle.gov · 09/09/2026
Today, Seattle's kindergartners took their very first steps into Seattle Public Schools, joining their fellow scholars for a brand new year! This year, every single one of them - from kindergarten through 12th grade - starts the year with something new: free breakfast and lunch for each student.
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
it’s crazy that Sam Altman didn’t go to turbo prison for 10,000 years the first time someone killed themselves because of ChatGPT
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Kerry Reid (she/her) @kerryreid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Almost let the day pass without posting this one!
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Rev. A. l'Uecipher @revaluecipher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
at least make it jesuit batman all assigning the joker a stack of reading as tall as he is "look if you're gonna talk about how one bad day excuses our violence and sin at least know what theodicy means"
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Antebellum politics is fascinating, the South kept getting policy concessions and whipped themselves up into a paranoid rage anyway, essentially because they couldn't stand being culturally judged for having slaves
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
As someone who has gone through the process of naturalisation can I say that ‘citizenship’ is one of the dumbest made up concepts ever. You should be able to become a citizen by filling out a form at the post office.
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marc liam @vellichoro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I can’t believe Paul Schrader turned out to be a weird crank whose increasingly extreme views are isolating him from society
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/09/2026
New Company Aims To Explore Intersection Of Technology, Other Thing theonion.com/new-company-aims-to-ex…
New Company Aims To Explore Intersection Of Technology, Other Thing
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Cardinals, in response to home-plate umpire Doug Eddings telling rookie Hancel Rincon to fix his hat last night, all wore tipped caps in their dugout tonight. The Rockies did, as well, after Eddings claimed Hunter Goodman asked for Rincon to fix his hat, something Goodman strongly denied.
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Fleamongo @fleamongo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ladybirds mom voice: “That’s something that rich people do. We’re not rich people.”
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Fleamongo @fleamongo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Destination weddings should go the way of the Dodo. I’m happy for my friends but why am always taking vacation days and paying vacation money for the Saturday afternoon wedding of someone who lives 20 minutes from me.
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