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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i feel like cookie monster is obsessed with cookies. hell, that’s probably how he got his name
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 22/06/2026
can i get a coke zero? “we only have the worst possible alternative that no one likes, is that ok?” sure, diet pepsi is fine. on the side could you also bring a revolver loaded with only 1 bullet?
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David Pierce @davidpierce.xyz · 20/01/2026
This is the most Twitter Bluesky has ever been and I mean that in the best possible way
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 12/10/2025
Thinking about the condiment sow again.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 06/10/2025
“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb
How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to
ALISON BOSHOFF
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I am not OK. I was aspirational Zillow searching, as one does from time to time, and I found the most cursed thing ever. I think this is worse than the $10M estate main bathroom with two toilets facing each other. It's a bathroom with a loft. And what? I mean WHAT? Who did this and why?
A bathroom, attached to a bedroom, with a flight of stairs leaning up to a lofted space, open to the bathroom below, directly over the toilet.
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Dane will return at NYCC H-05 @monkeyminion.com · 01/09/2025
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
An empty booth with a sign that says “vendor removed for selling AI art #ArtBYHumans”
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I loved the movie OPPENHEIMER about the race to build that world-changing negotiation.
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fish @fjshie.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
All I will mention on the matter. I’m too pissed to say anything else.
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David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Welp, I guess it wasn’t a lie.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
would i have ten gallons of cheese puffs if it wasn't a real id? let me on the plane.
WSFA news headline: TSA urges people to stop trying to use a Costco card as a sufficient REAL ID
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John Morales @johnmoralestv.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺
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fish @fjshie.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
100% Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 last night. Absolutely worth it, and very likely my GOTY!
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
GOOD NEWS! Moderna’s combination COVID/influenza vaccine candidate mRNA-1083 has OUTPERFORMED the current standalone vaccines for BOTH viruses in a large (8000+) Phase III trial. A combination vaccine would make it easier for people to get vaccinated against COVID and influenza at the same time. 🧪🧵⬇️
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Thinking this over, - LEO XIV: Probably knows who Goku is - FRANCIS: Probably did not know who Goku is - BENEDICT XVI: Did not know who Goku is - JOHN PAUL II: Unlikely but not impossible he knew who Goku is Everyone else was pre-Goku
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/05/2025
CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Dear god let this man cook.
Pritzker: It’s time for us to be done with optimism about their motives. Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research… Autistic kids and adults who are loving contributors to our society don’t deserve to be stigmatized by a weird nepo baby who once stashed a dead bear in his car. Our military service members don’t deserve to be told by a washed-up Fox TV commentator, who drank too much before being appointed Secretary of Defense, that they can’t serve their country simply because they are Black, gay, or a woman.
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Thew Adams @toygrind.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
stolen valor is everywhere stay woke
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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
This just got bumped back into my feed and I feel like we all needed to see it again today.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Vintage book cover featuring an illustration of a man considering his painting which sits on an easel, a woman rests her head on the man’s shoulder as she too considers the painting. Copy and title read:

It's always been his dream to paint

Goblins with Huge Asses

a novel about goblins with huge asses by
Emily Sackenball

The cops try to stop him, but he'll never stop painting those huge, green assesBack cover synopsis reads:

When Chris finished art school his professor warned him that no industry would view the giant, glistening goblin asses that he loves to paint as art, and that he would be better off painting trees or a clown. But Chris knew that he lived in America, the land where dreams are to be chased down and abducted, so he ignored the advice and painted obscene goblins with curvaceous, oiled asses to great success. And you know what? His dream came true. He opened his first gallery of goblins with huge asses, but the cops didn't like it.
It's not porn, officer,
it's called hentai and it's an art.
The cops raided the gallery, but when they drew their guns and pointed them at the paintings of goblins with huge asses they were struck dumb. They weren't ready for goblins with menacingly large asses holding basketballs at their side as if to say, 'yeah, it's bigger than a basketball. And they certainly weren't prepared for seven huge goblin asses stacked on top of one another with 'assfest' written underneath it all crooked like a goblin wrote it. The cops were so intensely turned on that they forgot how to masturbate and their horny energy became trapped inside of them, driving them insane. Now cops are speeding around the city and smashing into other cop cars and exploding and dying.
Cops are beating themselves to death with their nightsticks because horny for goblin ass is incurable by modern medicine. Some cops tried to jerk off their entire bodies and accidentally hanged themselves.
This book is mostly cops dying in vivid detail. The characters at the beginning of the book quickly disappear and it becomes cops fantasizing about goblins with huge asses, and then dying over and over again until the book seems to run out of pages.
Wallace Redder, Transnational Book Reader
PUBLISHED BY PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOKS IN HELL
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Mom @milph.mom · 01/04/2025
NISSIN put out a new Cup Noodle commercial and you're not going to guess what franchise they're using to promote it in 2025. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qecp...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
theonion.com/conservative...
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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
FLOWER MOUND, TX—Condemning the “woke left” for what he called the “modern evisceration of masculinity,” local conservative man Hank Daniels confirmed Monday that he was never going to stop being prou...
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Ben Stiller @benstiller.redhour.com · 20/02/2025
Missed this #seal #severance
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fish @fjshie.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Extremely important website. owlsintowels.org
owlsintowels.org
Owls in Towels
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
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K | Science Nature & Art (and weirdness) @ksciencearts.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Take care of yourselves yall 💜 Have a good read, turn off the screen, feed the birds, call your friends, have a laugh. Imma try to follow my own advice. It’s hard sometimes but needed.
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
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fish @fjshie.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The last few days have been stressful. Gah.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
alt text is good on this one
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Government workers when DOGE shows up.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
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fish @fjshie.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I am so bad at going to sleep at a good time. Revenge bedtime procrastination is real.
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🍔 Izzi8bit 🍔 @izzi8bit.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
21 Bowsers in different game styles! Which is your favorite? #BowserPosting / #PIxelArt
11 pixelated Bowser sprites from different eras of Pixel-based gaming. The games include The Legend of Zelda, Meta Slug, Kirby's Adventure, Punch Out!!, Donkey Kong Country, Earthbound, Metroid, Shovel Knight, Mega Man, Final Fantasy VI, and Cave Story.10 pixelated Bowser sprites from different eras of Pixel-based gaming. The games include The Simpsons Arcade Game, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mother 3, Pizza Tower, Chrono Trigger, Super Mario Bros 2 (USA), Pokemon Yellow, Kirby Super Star, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time.
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fish @fjshie.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Sleepy kitty.
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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Massive away win for the little fella.
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OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
With all due respect, NC State just did the stupidest play I have ever seen in my life
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
i encourage you all to be more like my son. take in the beauty of your everyday surroundings. smile. take a nap without worrying about how it might disrupt your day. and every two or three hours, shit your pants as hard as you possibly can
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fish @fjshie.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I bought so many stickers in Japan and now I don't know what to do with them! No regrets though. Any suggestions? My iPad and MacBook are already covered...
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The Fishpants @thefishpants.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business
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fish @fjshie.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
I keep forgetting I have an account here. But today I’m in the office and so outrageously bored, that I turned to my phone for entertainment and found this app and remembered. So, hi.
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fish @fjshie.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
I cannot wait to skip this day next year.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
if you've gotten this far in life and you still don't know what an umlaut is, that's on u
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
This is the most important picture in american history
a man holding a donut and sign that says "size of the donut hole down through the years
in 1927 it was an inch and 1/2 in 1937 it was 7/8ths of an inch in 1948 3/8ths of an inch
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fish @fjshie.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
I have so many D&D characters waiting in the wings that I cannot wait to play. I wish I had more time for D&D 😅
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fish @fjshie.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Hopelessly addicted to Baldur's Gate 3.
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