Reposted by A Fistful of Double DownsThe Onion @theonion.com · 13hThis Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight 22269182083
Reposted by A Fistful of Double DownsPale Horsie @palehorsie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Well fuck 😐; futurism.com/future-socie...futurism.comAlternative Health Influencer Boasts That He's Been Drinking From a Radioactive Jug for 250 Days StraightHolistic influencer Matt Roeske recently bragged that he's been drinking from an irradiated jug for the better part of a year. 9252067
Reposted by A Fistful of Double DownsPSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 03/10/2026this was the most Normal crowd we ever played for. Kels went 'are they any dads in the crowd' and a buncha guys were like 'woo!' and then we played a really loud song about dads having hot gay sex and they all left except for 1 dad who sat there smiling the whole time haha. 311792182
A Fistful of Double Downs @fistocrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if I was an author my characters would be shouting "trans rights", vote", and "black lives matter" because I'm a good fucking person 000
Reposted by A Fistful of Double DownsGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 204189795411
Reposted by A Fistful of Double DownsIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Shout out to everybody out there now pretending that they didn’t eat this shit right up and beg for seconds. 4726130
A Fistful of Double Downs @fistocrat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Do all videogame storylines need sexual content? Of course not, and nobody's demanding that! But by the end of this essay you will hopefully agree that this would dramatically improve Factorio, both as a game and as a work of art. (1/47) 000
A Fistful of Double Downs @fistocrat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026the cops have reached the "hysterical mom on Tiktok explaining how gangs will decide whether to kidnap you based on your bumper stickers" stage of extremely real and useful crime prevention advice 061
A Fistful of Double Downs @fistocrat.bsky.social · 23/11/2025playing the seablock mod for Factorio and it's gloriously terrible in the best possible way. What do you mean I need all of this bullshit just to run three science labs? 050
A Fistful of Double Downs @fistocrat.bsky.social · 21/11/2025it's all happening on X, the everything app! 042
Reposted by A Fistful of Double DownsIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Anyway. Don't ever let some fucking dork tell you a setting featuring bright blue soldiers called "Ultramarines" and catgirls and canon characters named Lion El' Jonson and *Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau* is something you have to take seriously. 122831
Reposted by A Fistful of Double DownsBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Day 34 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo 1249925
Reposted by A Fistful of Double DownsBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Day 6 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo 32143898
Reposted by A Fistful of Double DownsBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Day 5 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo 2083145
Reposted by A Fistful of Double Downstuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 22/08/2025my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :) 17248521176
Reposted by A Fistful of Double Downsmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 15/08/2025It's very telling that the far left refuses to support huge pieces of shit who everyone hates 8869181181
Reposted by A Fistful of Double DownsWolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 14/07/2025*Rob Zombie voice* more Moomin than Moomin 111036
A Fistful of Double Downs @fistocrat.bsky.social · 09/05/2025everyone's talking about millennials getting old and uncool and now I'm wondering if there's a millennial Xeni Jardin yet 020
Reposted by A Fistful of Double Downspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/05/2025I’ve known Robert Prevost for years as one of the main figures in online TMNT fandom, where no one has a bad word to say about him. He probably won’t have as much time to contribute to Turtles wikis with his new gig but I though his choice of “Pope Leo” was a lovely nod to the community 464496482
Reposted by A Fistful of Double Downspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 03/05/2025LIVE: PETER DUTTON SPEAKS AT LIBERAL HQ, BRISBANE 3088996
Reposted by A Fistful of Double DownsAnil Dash @anildash.com · 22/03/2025I was just looking and I have, like, ~150 interview requests from major media around the world from back when the NFT hype was at its peak 3 years ago, wanting to interview me to go be yelled at for saying it was all a scam, all of which I ignored. What if I just start replying to them now? 3696068
Reposted by A Fistful of Double DownsCatherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social · 17/02/2025look, it’s really simple: owns several car dealerships, can’t spell bourgeois: blue collar working class adjunct professor surviving on black coffee and tofu, can spell bourgeois: bourgeois 251261120
A Fistful of Double Downs @fistocrat.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Also there are not bigger problems than this. Whatever bullshit you're worried about is less important than my opinions about incredibly tasteless Japanese splatterpunk movies 010
Reposted by A Fistful of Double DownsScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I take back everything I said about NYT 472399199
Reposted by A Fistful of Double Downspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Share if you’re Gen X and you grew up: - Licking lead paint off the walls - Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump - Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored And you turned out fine!!!! 4366806569
A Fistful of Double Downs @fistocrat.bsky.social · 16/01/2025only one thing to do when a #NoDemUnder1000 weirdo follows you 020
Reposted by A Fistful of Double DownsGuardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 14/01/2025Almost 10,000 images of tennis balls plunge up to 90% in value as Australian Open appears to ditch NFTstheguardian.comAlmost 10,000 images of tennis balls plunge up to 90% in value as Australian Open appears to ditch NFTsBall artworks were worth about $278 in 2022, falling steeply to as low as $25 on NFT exchange OpenSea * Follow our Australia news live blog for latest updates * Get our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcast Nearly 10,000 images of… 7119929
Reposted by A Fistful of Double Downs Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 09/01/2025If your bio looks like this #RESIST 🚫DMs #BlueCrew 🚫Porn 🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙 #FBR #FBRParty progressive mom 💙💙💙💙💙💙 #NoDemsUnder1K liberal grandma #TrueBlue #BlueResisters 🔵 #BlueDot in a 🔴State #FollowBack etc. Please don't follow me. If you followed me - please unfollow me. Or you'll be disappointed. 801347178
Reposted by A Fistful of Double Downsceej @ceej.online · 08/01/2025the two things I believe most strongly in this world are that public services should be wholly replaced by the private sector and that the government should intervene instantly the second I personally feel a little bit scared 190106671229
A Fistful of Double Downs @fistocrat.bsky.social · 08/01/2025explaining a balcony scene to Americans: Imagine a Bergerac... 100
Reposted by A Fistful of Double DownsReconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 06/01/2025none of you are prepared for what this house is likezillow.com2908 Kennedy Ave, Grand Junction, CO 81504 | MLS #185808 | ZillowThis 2040 square feet Single Family home has 2 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. It is located at 2908 Kennedy Ave, Grand Junction, CO. 5302766590
Reposted by A Fistful of Double DownsBits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Artist: www.instagram.com/lumin_artz/ 616329
Reposted by A Fistful of Double Downsmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 31/12/2024In new edition D&D an orc can now have a child with a human, resulting in a “half-orc.” An orc and human can go to town on each other and have a child. I found pictures of this on line. Hasbro put them there and made me look at them to sap the vital energy of the white race 2487271
Reposted by A Fistful of Double Downswint @dril.bsky.social · 29/12/2024if you follow like 5000 people on here youre fucking stupid and your feed looks like a hoarder house 10590511134
Reposted by A Fistful of Double Downspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Mr Beast has rented out all three Egyptian pyramids and 2 million litres of human piss for an upcoming video 40122277
A Fistful of Double Downs @fistocrat.bsky.social · 18/12/2024this is the first time since I started using this app that I've seen someone become the main character of the day 010
A Fistful of Double Downs @fistocrat.bsky.social · 13/12/2024the worst blue wave #Resistance guys you can think of are doing their best to turn this place into Facebook 020
Reposted by A Fistful of Double DownsEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 11/12/2024This rollout, by the way, was the easiest way to tell if OpenAI was in trouble. If they had let everybody use Sora as much as they liked, then I'd believe they had a shot. They're washed. Sora is too expensive to scale and not good enough to make them money. This is a pale horse. 281244208
Reposted by A Fistful of Double DownsBela Lugoatse @theilluminati.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Leaving a bag of monopoly money near your murder scene and watching the cops fail to find it for three whole days while following an unrelated bike is what being a D&D DM is like 48113812736
Reposted by A Fistful of Double DownsAlice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 08/12/2024My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com 1242220058488
Reposted by A Fistful of Double DownsJohn Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 06/12/2024 226203712625
Reposted by A Fistful of Double Downsslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 05/12/2024quentin tarantino became a director because he loves footage 1817896687
Reposted by A Fistful of Double DownsLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Actually kind of shocked that so many on the so-called "left" on here would celebrate the death of the CEO of the Shorten People's Lives Factory. 2348096921
