Sign in

firebeatsplague.bsky.social

@firebeatsplague.bsky.social
61 followers 41 following 63 posts

CVO Chief Vibes Officer. Here for a good time, not a long time.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
Ben Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
2136791121
firebeatsplague.bsky.social @firebeatsplague.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mom and Dad want toys that match their millennial grey floors and decor
100
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So the GOP is celebrating a guy who created a darknet marketplace for heroin and meth, and put out multiple muder-for-hire contacts to conceal his crimes.
14639411374
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is the "Charlie Brown had hoes" of the center now. You didn't experience this. It didn't happen. This wasn't real.
694024541
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
👍
1122917
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/09/2026
garfield 'wonder who that's about' meme
251228137
firebeatsplague.bsky.social @firebeatsplague.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Someone keeps trying to login into Microsoft account. Every time it happens I set a new random password and a couple of months later it happens again.
100
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My “We Operate Under U.S. Law” ad is raising a lot of questions already answered by the ad.
DC metro car ad: 
KALSHI RULE #4
WE
OPERATE UNDER
U.S. LAW
73389522
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
Nathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ben Gvir posted this video on twitter today which shows fat and happy Palestinians on a conveyer built going through the Israeli "prison" (torture camp) system and coming out emaciated and maudlin. This is textbook genocidal content.
25733061054
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Aug 11, @prospect.org: Mamdani is fighting Amazon, and Amazon's campaign is being led by Chuck Schumer's daughter. Aug 25, @wsj.com: Mamdani is fighting Amazon, and Amazon's campaign is being led by Chuck Schumer's daughter. Read @prospect.org, get the news first.
American Prospect headline, Aug 11Amazon’s chief lobbyist fighting a delivery worker protection bill in New York City recently endorsed by Mayor Zohran Mamdani is Jessica Schumer, the daughter of Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY), according to public lobbying records and three sources with knowledge of the situation.

The bill, the Delivery Protection Act, would establish safety, training, and labor standards for delivery drivers in New York. All delivery facilities and service providers would need to be licensed with the city’s Department of Consumer and Worker Protection, and companies that operate warehouses could not contract out deliveries to third parties.Wall St Journal headline, Aug 25
In the battle over the Delivery Protection Act, Amazon has contributed around $5 million to the Five Borough Jobs Campaign, an organization fighting the legislation, according to public records. Helping to lead the charge is Jessica Schumer, who has worked for Amazon for years and is the daughter of Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer. Amazon said she does not work on federal policy.
411028
firebeatsplague.bsky.social @firebeatsplague.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I mean at under $50K probably the least corrupt thing Trump has done.
000
firebeatsplague.bsky.social @firebeatsplague.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Louder for the people in the back. I want it a law that if you kill someone with your car it’s a minimum manslaughter charge.
000
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
austin @bainard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The saddest and most accurate statement I can make about literally anywhere in this country, from the reddest rural area to the bluest city, is that, if you have to kill a person and feel the fewest consequences possible, you need to hit that person with a car, speeding doesn't matter.
1104
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 22/06/2026
"Jackets should have buttons and shirts should have zippers."
The famous Freedom of Speech painting by Normal Rockwell of the dude standing up to speak at the town hall. If you look closely, his jacket has buttons and his shirt has a zipper.
1236642
firebeatsplague.bsky.social @firebeatsplague.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If you are going to buy a “gaming chair” this the best bang for buck deal right now
021
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
Adam H Johnson @ahjohnson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Centrists in Congress (anonymously) threatening to leave this Democratic Party. James Carville calling for a schism. Top Dems refusing to endorse Dem primary winners. Pouty (also anonymous) pro-Israel donors in MI calling for a donor strike—I wrote about the emerging centrist Uncommitted Movement.
therealnews.com
A new, centrist Uncommitted Movement has emerged
Except this time it’s in support of genocide, rather than trying to stop one.
1421163247
firebeatsplague.bsky.social @firebeatsplague.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Never seen the ratchet effect in graph form
070
firebeatsplague.bsky.social @firebeatsplague.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
LMAO I’m sure they’ll get to right after they ticket all the transplants without out of state plates and no city sticker.
010
firebeatsplague.bsky.social @firebeatsplague.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Wrong! I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
ALT: Wrong! I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson
000
firebeatsplague.bsky.social @firebeatsplague.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Blame DODGE
000
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Kirsten Gillibrand's son, right out of college, getting a $300 million valuation on his "trade stocks as derivatives" company is a particularly ugly payoff for the Senator's stalwart crypto support, writes our friends at @revolvingdoordc.bsky.social. prospect.org/2026/07/08/n...
prospect.org
Not All Nepo Babies Are Trumps - The American Prospect
DSCC chair’s 22-year-old son strikes it big in pursuit of further gamifying finance.
19823288
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When down 20 points the most middle of the road Dem there is decides she has to veer left. The ideas, regardless of the personalities, are winning.
320530
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
In the well-over 100,000 documents written by founders included in the Founders Online database from the National Archives, no one uses the phrase "God's noble experiment." No one.
Chuck Schumer: "The founding fathers called America God's noble experiment. I believe in all three words to this day: we are one nation under God, we have clung to noble ideals for longer than any other nation, and we are an experiment always changing, trying to make ourselves better.
35384892046
firebeatsplague.bsky.social @firebeatsplague.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Diabolical line up
010
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
44 years ago today Dead Kennedys at the Whiskey A Go Go, July 4, 1982. T.S.O.L. was also on the bill, and the Butthole Surfers were added at the last minute based on Jello Biafra's recommendation. 📸 Edward Colver #punk #punks #punkrock #deadkennedys #history #otd #punkrockhistory
622926
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
45 years ago today Famous flip shot of skater Chuck Burke taken during Stiff Little Fingers / Adolescents / D.O.A. show at Perkins Palace in Pasadena, California, July 4, 1981. Photo by Edward Colver #punk #punks #punkrock #punklegends #skatepunk #history #otd #punkrockhistory
817428
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
ceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
114114672105
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
yeah don’t worry Password. i’m also insecure
04113
firebeatsplague.bsky.social @firebeatsplague.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I think the bull technically is the therapy or that’s what his wife tell him at least
070
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning
Matthew McConaughey in dazed and confused looking out the window of his car saying be a lot cooler if you did
525078623
firebeatsplague.bsky.social @firebeatsplague.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Dang I was just going switch to Ubiquiti from Netgear after the router I bought during COVID started to suck.
000
firebeatsplague.bsky.social @firebeatsplague.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
They learned from the best in the business, the democrats.
010
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
During Labour's now-exposed paper-tiger election win in 2024, leaders were passing around "The Death of Deliverism," a attempt to claim that material progress no longer matters in politics. Anyway. www.politico.eu/article/nato...
“It’s a time when the center and center-left is threatened by a resurgent populist right in many countries,” they said. “[Starmer] is well aware, I think, that this is potentially an era-defining challenge.”

Starmer’s biographer Tom Baldwin, who is plugged into the new Labour government’s top tier, wrote in the Observer that Morgan McSweeney, the mastermind behind Labour’s election win, is handing out a paper titled “The Death of Deliverism” to party officials as they already look toward the 2029 election.
76519
firebeatsplague.bsky.social @firebeatsplague.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
What the fuck does that mean?
010
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
@vanoreo.bsky.social
(guy who knows how ai models work) he who posts on
reddit controls the future
3960511708
firebeatsplague.bsky.social @firebeatsplague.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Just in time for a second financial crisis
010
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
Dutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Mike Bloomberg incensed that his 75 year Lou Gehrig streak of not touching or being touched by a person of color streak has ended
Jose Alvarado and Mike Bloomberg during the NBA finals after Alvarado flew into him
483711523
firebeatsplague.bsky.social @firebeatsplague.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I took Zepbound and had great success with minimal side effects. My partner took the Wegovy pill had less success but way more nasty side effects. Just curious if you are not looking for weight loss what other benefits are you expecting?
000
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/05/2026
Perhaps there’s some way that he pulls himself out of the nosedive but people should be very aware that Larry Ellison is exceedingly leveraged and is trying to add a second unprofitable business to his life at a time when he’s destroyed all long term hope for Oracle. We have the setup!
733930
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
Maximilien Jokespierre @hellsite-refugee.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It’s not a coincidence that Democrats have consistently lost the ability to inspire people since Citizens United. They made the decision that they needed to outpace GOP spending and have mostly become a party of bribed losers tip toeing around the wealthy.
2465
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
Andrea Kaston Tange @aktange.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Skills that pay off: actually knowing how plumbing works, how graphic design works, how to read images critically, how marketing messaging works, how to tell if AI slop is making you look like a ding-a-ling. In other words: reading, writing, art, and critical thinking. In addition to plumbing, obvs.
56124
firebeatsplague.bsky.social @firebeatsplague.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It’s been a minute since I watched one of your videos but I will definitely be checking this out.
000
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
the democrats are the washington generals of politics
"The Simpsons": Krusty watching in horror and despair as the Washington Generals purposely lose to the Harlem Globetrotters; he shouts "He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it!"
0968
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Gas prices the highest in years amid a disastrous war and the leader of the opposition party is busy thanking the White House for posting grainy "UFO" pics 👍
912179306
firebeatsplague.bsky.social @firebeatsplague.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
What’s about to go down is somewhere between the Great Recession and the Great Depression. AI might not be the feature but either it or Iran will be the straw that breaks the camels back.
010
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The least shocking thing ever is learning DOGE used chatGPT to identify which grants were “DEI.” It is critical to understand that LLMs are an authoritarian technology meant to win the millennia-long war on critical thinking and art. They are a right wing wet dream.
131674539
firebeatsplague.bsky.social @firebeatsplague.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Just curious, what’s factually incorrect?
000
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/02/2026
seeing news about a "memory shortage." it's not a shortage. billionaires who hate you hoarded it all so they could make everything worse and stupider and more expensive, just like with most shortages
142063593
Reposted by @firebeatsplague.bsky.social
Bennett Tomlin @bft.wtf · 17/02/2026
The fact that we came out of 2008 and decided that the commodities regulator should remain separate from the securities regulator AND the corn people should have all swaps and futures is proof that we wanted to make sure we were the home for the next 2008
191