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Fiona 🏳️‍⚧️

@fionawh.im
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Political tech / vopro software engineering. Squirrel girl in training. Union maid. Cisginger. One of nature’s sergeants. @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social’s wife. (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Named after the famous Gaspode, you know.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 12h
new meme template
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 22h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Fiona 🏳️‍⚧️ @fionawh.im · 12h
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social: “I’ve been on TikTok less than 30 minutes.” I cackled so loud my cats left the room. Nominate the latest @maintenancephase.bsky.social members-only bonus episode for a Pulitzer.
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Fiona 🏳️‍⚧️ @fionawh.im · 13h
Harrow the Ninth
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izzy @inkmothnexus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(tilting your chin up with my blade and continuing past the point that you can even see my face) hey check it out it says bad at swordfighting on the ceiling
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Fiona 🏳️‍⚧️ @fionawh.im · 13h
The “s” is for “super intelligence.”
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Citizen Mask⚡️CHECK PINNED🙏🏽 @citizenmask.bsky.social · 22h
trying to hit at least 50% before the 10th of october, anything helps x
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who's funding Question 8, the ballot question to roll back the legalization of marijuana? An out-of-state dark money group founded by George W. Bush speechwriters, alleged to be bankrolled by the liquor industry and the pharmaceutical industry. Vote NO on 8.
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LoveThruPoke💜 [commissions closed] @lovethrupoke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*Boop Boop* #coyotevsacme #yuri #wlw
An illustration of the Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote touching noses. They are lesbians of course.

They are both more anthropomorphic and wearing clothes.
Wile is wearing a spiked leather jacket, goggles, jeans and sneakers. All looking a bit raggedy. She is reading a book titled „how do I know if she’s hitting on me?“

Roadrunner is in a sporty running outfit.

The composition and pose is referenced from the Looney Tunes short „to beep or not to beep“
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve been saying for a while, someone needs to estimate the net cost of millions of people having to spend a chunk of every day worrying about what the insane president has done or will do.
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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Chris Coleman @chriscoleman.name · 29/09/2026
We demand to be taken seriously
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
big spike in sales today on the Sorry You Biffed It At The Senate Meeting greeting cards
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope the community can focus on the fact that a trans person was murdered, that his identity may very well have contributed to why he was targeted, and that he deserves justice and to have his side of the story fully told, rather than slotting it into the well worn groove of an NYT is bad story.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Patrick Fessenbecker @pfessenbecker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Working on some slides and uh whatever algorithm is running the powerpoint design suggestions has taken a *dark* turn
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl.
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Rail enthusiast wife Daria @dariaphoebe.com · 28/09/2026
You, an AI user: need money for tokens. AI eats them. Need more money for tokens. Me: a transit historian: need money for tokens. Have a local artist make me a custom necklace. Think about what other transit jewelry I might commission. Need more money for tokens. We are not the same.
Daria, a red haired white woman, wears a brown print dress with a necklace made from transit tokens on her neck. There is also a stamped metal collar locked with a heart. A patch covering a biopsy site is visible in her décolletage
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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A person says "whyyyy am I am miserable all the time" 

They go girl mode and say "ok that helped but everything else is still. Fucked"
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Machine Gun Netiquette @nodurians.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
look, this type of communist talk may go over just fine in Kentucky, but good luck trying it in Washington state
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Data centers promise jobs but hire few people That's why I propose a law that every data center must hire 1,000 Priests of Data to worship the computers, pray to the servers, light candles, etc. The priests will boost the local economy and fill the air with the sweet sound of their Gregorian chants
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ashley (ravens 2-1) 🌹 @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Andy Beshear forever, man
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tante @tante.cc · 27/09/2026
Slapping an LLM In front of specialized machine learning systems that actually can solve specific tasks does not mean that the "stochastic parrot" metaphor has failed.
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Lia @liasae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am now keeping this on speed-dial
Edited old IBM printout in black caps on off-white paper.
'A computer can never be held accountable
Therefore a computer must always do the hacking haha what are they gonna do, put a computer in jail? Haha "oops it's alive" lmao'
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 27/09/2026
*extremely Lance Reddick voice* Aloy you cannot enter that Eclipse base. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. You're too bad a bitch. They *will* kill you, Aloy.
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People are going to lose it
The cover of the Ryan North/Erica Henderson graphic novel 'The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Beats Up the Marvel Universe' featuring the titular Squirrel Girl standing on top of a huge pile of defeated Marvel characters
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heather champ @hchamp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Have you checked to see if you are registered to vote in the upcoming midterm elections? If you’re eligible to vote and not registered, there’s still time. www.vote.org/voter-regist...
Hands holding square Stainglass piece that has the word VOTE in pink glass
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 26/09/2026
ME SEEING A CLOWN ON THE STREET: haha oh shit you’re not Pagliacci, are you? PAGLIACCI: yes, i am the great clown Pagliacci ME: been to the doctor yet? PAGLIACCI: no, appointment is tomorrow ME: oh… uh, well. good luck, i guess
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This serves as advertisement for Alex Gibney’s documentary, Musk, opening October 9. Pass it on.
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Fiona 🏳️‍⚧️ @fionawh.im · 25/09/2026
This is why you must never hire someone without seeing them drink iced coffee as a way of proving their humanity.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Fiona 🏳️‍⚧️ @fionawh.im · 25/09/2026
Penalizing for iced coffee is racist against Bostonians.
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Deth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HAPPY DOLLY PARTON DAY, ERRBODY!
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TJ McIntyre @tjmcintyre.com · 24/09/2026
Muse has just dumped its entire filesystem, and the instructions include "keep a page for every person in the user's life" with "the nature of the user's relationship with this person: how close they are, what it is built on, how they act with each other, and what it seems to need right now."
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jonny (nonvenomous) (@jonny@neuromatch.social)
Attached: 4 images muse's "self improvement" prompt's second point after basic memory maintenance is an instruction to, every hour, maintain a page per person that you know, and a group page for ever...
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes i google Ally McBeal — that 90s legal drama where all the bathrooms were unisex and nobody cared except to think it was so cosmopolitan and cool — just to make sure i didn’t make all that up.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Western Massachusetts is none of our business" was Lovecraft's only insight that aged well
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Ann Leckie @annleckie.com · 24/09/2026
When you go into a writer's mentions to tell them all about how terrible they are for having written a book, you are only showing your own inability to imagine that anyone else in the world exists.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the only dyke drama i want to read about in the Boston Globe is about Maura Healey cozying up to AI companies while throwing trans kids under the bus
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Fiona 🏳️‍⚧️ @fionawh.im · 24/09/2026
The children yearn for the tote.
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women shaped like malamar @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
card is realistic because you take your whole turn to get your money up and then don't have any energy to do cool hacker shit
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dolemite ptolemy @bazluken.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
i think everyone knows that only the bears fly planes
static.klipy.com
TaleSpin Cartoon Intro
Alt: TaleSpin Cartoon Intro
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
vote for me and my platform of chilly rainy days being only for cozy reading and napping
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Fiona 🏳️‍⚧️ @fionawh.im · 23/09/2026
I dream of a world where the #1 problem facing trans people is the hour-long merch line at the Undertale concert.
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Fiona 🏳️‍⚧️ @fionawh.im · 23/09/2026
cc: @literalcatpod.bsky.social
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Fiona 🏳️‍⚧️ @fionawh.im · 23/09/2026
I’m realizing now that he probably thinks that the theater is currently named after Gerald Ford.
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another OCPF filing, and the same pattern: More than 95% of the money raised by the Yes on 3 campaign in the first half of September came from just six corporate executives in private equity, venture capital, and investment banking. Don't let them buy our elections.
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My three friends, God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit, are just out of frame.
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I understand from the outside it seems simple to just be good and right all the time but it's actually harder than you might think!
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