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Dawson Fearnow

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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Jacob Kramer-Duffield @jaykaydee.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Last month the NYT said AOC "struggled" to give an answer on Taiwan and quoted her with "uhs" and "ums" to make her look stupid Yesterday talking about Hormuz Trump claimed he's heard from "numerous countries" and said "uh" four times. The NYT deleted the "uhs" and paraphrased him to look smarter:
NYT on Feb. 13, 2026:

The visit also demonstrated the relative foreign policy inexperience of Ms. Ocasio-Cortez, who has made a few overseas trips since taking office but does not sit on any House committees devoted primarily to world affairs. She struggled at times to formulate succinct answers at a nighttime panel session, during which she was asked probing and specific questions about how to respond to international crises.

Questioned about whether the United States should send troops to defend Taiwan if China invaded the island, she stalled for roughly 20 seconds before offering a substantive response.

“I think that, uh, this is such a, a — you know, I think that — this is a, um — this is of course, a, uh, a very longstanding, um, policy of the United States,” Ms. Ocasio-Cortez said, before saying that the country should try to avoid reaching that point with China in the first place.NYT on March 16, 2026:

On Monday, Mr. Trump claimed that “numerous countries have told me they’re on the way,” noting that President Emmanuel Macron of France would most likely help in the Strait of Hormuz and was an eight out of 10. “Not perfect, but it’s France,” he said.

Others are not demonstrating sufficient enthusiasm for his demands, he said.
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Michael Pina @michaelvpina.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
clint capela is outplaying deandre ayton. this is the only thing that matters tonight.
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Dawson Fearnow @fearnow.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Had to port this over from the hell site. You're welcome @edsbs.bsky.social Zilllow: www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
levar burton and kermit the frog in a library and levar has a blank speech bubble below him
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Dawson Fearnow @fearnow.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
It’s Abraham Lincoln’s birthday so I think it’s only appropriate to remember this solemn quote he gave when the civil war broke out
Still from Robocop of the bad guy saying Bitches Leave
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TeeBo @texastob-24.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Happy Birthday Abraham Lincoln, born OTD in Kentucky in 1809. This quote, made at the Young Men's Lyceum of Springfield, Illinois on January 27, 1738, has been on my mind a lot lately.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
ever wanted to go to jail on a civil case?
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Jeet Heer @jeetheer.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
1. The new batch of Epstein documents helps illuminate one contemporary controversy: What is Bari Weiss up to at CBS? I think the answer is she is trying to rehabilate the Epstein network as a bulwark of reactionary centrism. Let me explain.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden
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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."
Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti
Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti

“We are heartbroken but also very angry.

Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact.

I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. 

Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.
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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
starting to feel like it will never be the right day to stop sniffing glue
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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I double dog dare you to read this: www.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com/features/fea...
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An Ideal Day According to Erika Frantzve
An Ideal Day According to Erika Frantzve
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The House Ethics Committee found that Matt Gaetz did all of the horrible things previously claimed—sex trafficking minors, prostitution (including of minors), drugs, drunk driving, obstruction, the works. The Florida Bulldog has secured and published the House report this evening.
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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
heard the weather man say the snow will be “easily plowable” … just like your mom, buddy
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Phoenix Suns @sunsphx.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
OFFICIAL: Jalen Green is available for tonight’s game.
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Staid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
My neck, my back,
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
if i were someone regularly appearing on ESPN from a home setup, i would: 1) commission good fakes of the art stolen from the Gardner museum in 1990 2) exclusively decorate my backdrop with those fakes 3) wait until the internet noticed this 4) never offer public comment
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/01/2026
There's a local chain here called El Diablo Burritos and I just really like their branding
Print of an armless, eggplant shaped demon with a burrito speared on its pitchfork
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Michael Pina @michaelvpina.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
haven't you heard? they're good!
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 11/01/2026
mood
Nancy Friedland - Okay Okay (2025)

painting of a blurry underwater figure extending a thumbs up toward the viewer
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Suns After Dark @sunsafterdark.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
🚨NEW POD!🚨 ESPN's Brian Windhorst joins @geraldbourguet.bsky.social to discuss expectations for the Suns' trade deadline, Jordan Ott's COY case, Devin Booker's All-Star case, KD's scapegoat comments and more! LISTEN: bit.ly/3LnAEwU WATCH: bit.ly/4qykiRv
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Episode 4: KD scapegoated? Jordan Ott for COY? Is Devin Booker an All-Star? (feat. Brian Windhorst) | Suns After Dark: A Phoenix Suns Pod Site
Get more from Suns After Dark: A Phoenix Suns Pod Site on Patreon
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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 12/12/2025
Today in “Dudes Rock”: A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 06/01/2026
Tim Cook on January 6, 2021: "Today marks a sad and shameful chapter in our nation's history. Those responsible for this insurrection should be held to account, and we must complete the transition to President-elect Biden's administration. It's especially when they are challenged that our ideals matter most."Tim Cook genuflecting before Trump in the Oval Office as he hands him the bespoke golden tablet that he crafted for him.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
trump did january 6th. republicans did january 6th. violent traitors did january 6th. they stormed the capitol, destroyed the building and threatened to kill members of congress. ashli babbitt was a violent insurrectionist. the capitol police protected people. these are truths we need to repeat.
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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
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Det Beal @gdbeal.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
octaviabooks.com/book/9781250...
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The Fish That Ate the Whale: The Life and Times of America's Banana King
Named a Best Book of the Year by the San Francisco Chronicle and The Times-Picayune The fascinating untold tale of Samuel Zemurray, the self-made banana mogul who went from penniless roadside banana p...
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Compare this to Biden leaving Afghanistan & think about what the incentives are for every American politician
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Border czar Tom Homan didn't receive a normal background check for his role while his bribery probe was still ongoing: Justice officials felt sure Homan would not be able to obtain a security clearance based on the evidence gathered. It remains unclear how Homan was eventually granted clearance.
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Border czar Tom Homan didn’t receive normal background check during bribery probe
President-elect Trump initially balked at submitting names of likely nominees to the FBI for background checks, a basic step intended to flag possible financial conflicts or ethical problems.
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
One time I was in a Burger King at LAX at like 10 pm and Jim Gaffigan was also there and he tweeted something about why does everyone at the Burger King at LAX look like they want to kill themselves
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
The Washpost edit board calls Trump’s bombing in Nigeria “a welcome change in a part of the world that has always been little more than an afterthought for the president” — and has zero mention of the thousands in Africa facing starvation because of USAID cuts www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
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Opinion | Why West Africa is worth worrying about
Strikes on ISIS targets in Nigeria are welcome but insufficient.
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Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Oh now this is fun! Go back far enough, and English is a foreign language. www.youtube.com/watch?v=842O...
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From Old English to Modern American English in One Monologue
YouTube video by Simon Roper
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Oh, so, suddenly it's a CRIME to fly on a PRIVATE JET with the world's most famous PEDOPHILE and a bunch of UNDERAGE GIRLS who were SEX TRAFFICKED and then FIRE everyone at the FBI who INVESTIGATED YOU and replace them with LACKEYS whose only job is to COVER FOR YOU while you STEAL MONEY from TAX PA
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 14/07/2024
Some news you can use:
Boris Karloff Mad About Méxican Food
Boris Karloff scares people for a living, though how such a gentle, distinguished looking man could trighten anyone seems a puzzle.
A grownup who remembers Frankenstein and his monster
and other slurid
movies might suppose that
Karloff's favorite
тестре
would be compounded of wolfbane and batwings, seasoned with salamander tails. Or at the very least, it would be an exotic mixture from the foggy moors of Transylvania, properly served by a spooky butler. who myster-dously appears out of the wall surrounded by eerie wisps of ectoplasm.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Frost: If you want to protect children, why don't you ban assault weapons instead of health care?
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Susan Merriam @semerriam.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Latest in the Built on Sand series for @miamiherald.com Reporting by @denisehruby.bsky.social and myself Read more at: www.miamiherald.com/news/local/e...
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Florida keeps packing people and buildings on barrier islands. It comes at a high cost
Florida barrier islands host 765,000+ residents as development raises hurricane, erosion and insurance risks while taxpayers fund repeated beach restorations.
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This entire weekend
in the pit
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Jennifer Wright @jenashleywright.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
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Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
When the AI boom began, copywriters were singled out as one of the jobs most vulnerable to AI. Now, three years later, I wanted to hear from workers on the frontlines of the industry, to hear what had actually taken place on the ground. For many, it was even worse than they'd feared.
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"I was forced to use AI until the day I was laid off." Copywriters reveal how AI has decimated their industry
Copywriters were one of the first to have their jobs targeted by AI firms. These are their stories, three years into the AI era.
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Cian McCarthy @arealmofwonder.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The dedication C.S. Lewis placed at the start of 'The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe' is something rather wonderful.
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 10/12/2025
We been "waiting for the old folks to die so we can stop being racist" for every single one of my 53 years. It's almost like, they pass it down generationally or something.
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Coworker of mine made his wife a special dinner to commemorate the 40th anniversary of COMMANDO debuting in theaters
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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
An escape room but it's trying to change a duvet cover when you're high
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I know Americans overly romanticize Europe but I still think moving to a little house on a canal in the Netherlands could solve like 82% of my problems
1.5-story house that backs up to a canal and has a brick street in front
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Where’s the CBS News town hall focused on the Democrats assassinated in Minnesota?
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
These are good moments to remember that the CEOs of all the biggest companies in America are happy to go to White House dinners and slap this guy’s back. They do not care about this. Remember this, years from now, when they want you to forget.
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
"So where'd you get your information from huh? You think that you can front when revelation comes?"
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