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Danny🌒🌕🌘

@cuidadollamas.bsky.social
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 18h
i am totally feral over on the alt today. thank you to my friends who support my exhibitionism.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you're still active on X, you're at least okay with fascists. You might not be explicitly right wing, but putting money in Elon Musk's pockets and rubbing elbows with Nazis isn't a dealbreaker for you. That says loads about your character.
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
four score and seven three dog nights, with a two bird stone at a one stop shop.
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No one can be faulted for hating men.
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can't believe it's been 9 years today since my Dad passed. it feels like maybe two or three. I miss that old goofball.
Chicken Joe on tuba.Sgt Joseph Hanchrow, USMC on sousaphone before the capitol. from national geographic.The Chicken and his sons on a steam locomotive The Majestic Chicken on tuba.
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
Smack his ass and say, “Brother wanna thank your mother for a butt like that,” so he knows you wanna shoop.
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman Beyond Thunderdome
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Forceful Borscht Forks
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i saw one in the wild and from behind it looks even more like poop from a butt
Jalopnik headline by Daniel Golson "This looks like poop from a butt" - a gold tesla, i don't know what model.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Post something stupid from your phone
dunkin' donuts font, reading "chunkin' gonads - merkin rubs on chunkin'
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm at NECANN and while i have made great connections, saw cool equipment, and actually got stuff done, i have been so stoned all day.
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
that creepy sensation you just felt was my tongue dragging across your timeline as I licked the yogurt off my phone screen
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i have created an alt so those who don't want to see my ass won't have to anymore. (and maybe more) if you're interested, follow me at @mrmissy.bsky.social
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
good morning friends, sitting on @bettygoose.bsky.social 's balcony while she sleeps and taking some spicy selfies for her to wake up to...
view from a tenth floor balcony, with the sun rising on the left, and reflected on the buildings of downtown Philly on the right.
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
have you ever seen two skeletons more obviously in love?
Gregory (seated) and Shmegory (standing) cuddle intimately, beautifully backlit by natural sunlight coming through the patio door.
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i got my ass kicked because i didn't understand the difference between beatboxing and kickboxing
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tempted by the fruit of another (country, wherein which I will not get violent diarrhea and die from eating it.)
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Gregory told Miriam the one about the Englishman, the Frenchman, and the New Yorker.
Shmegory and Miriam laugh uproariously on the couch with a joint; Gregory sits in an accent chair facing them.
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tramp Stamp: 100% US GRADE A BEEF
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The maga asshat that lives in my apartment complex is wearing a shirt that says "Cardio is Gay" 😑
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I didn't tell you when it was my birthday but I assure it was pretty great.
Snickers logo generator font reading "Pegging Satisfies""Now that's what I call Getting Fucked"
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Egyptian daddy has the rest of it in his heyoooooooo 👻
Egyptian mummy has part of the ‘Iliad’ in its abdomen, archaeologists discover 
                 😳👻😳
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
who does what?
a board game called "Fingers Harry"
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
if you couldn't tell, i have big feelings for this lady. she's the cutest sweetest love and i'm awful lucky.
Danny and Betty Goose kiss under the watchful eyes of Moose. (copper sculpture)Betty Goose kisses Danny's cheek in front of Unity Pond Betty Goose scratches Dot the Yak's lovely head.Betty Goose is beautiful.
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Two extremely different pieces of art you’ve made
Wood Triptych, with steel hinges.Trombone carrot juicer powers a rainbow dog who produces effervescence from their head-tree, which a violet saberwing hummingbird sips upon.
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Rabbit Rabbit 🐇 🐇
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
it me
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
nothing hotter than someone making it extremely obvious they’re happy you exist
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
ME: vomits over side of boat SHARKS: *appear and begin eating vomit* ME: vomits more SHARKS: *nom nom*
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Black black black black number one coffee in bed
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ruin the name of a book or movie by replacing a word with 'cloaca'. Cloacablanca
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Had the absolute best karaoke night in a room full of the most wonderful people. The vibe was impeccable.
Fit check: Danny in a red and white hawaiian button down and hoochie daddy shorts, Bettygoose in gray skirt, tank top and fishnetsBettygoose having a blast at the bar!Loves!Danny and Cheryl gettin down to Technologic
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chefs kiss
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Loot that drops after defeating me: •Weed •Platform Heel Mary Janes •Dildos •Edibles •A Kitten
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
sexual position #36: The Good Monkey
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Name five albums that helped shape you: Paul's Boutique - Beastie Boys Our Beloved Revolutionary Sweetheart - Camper Van Beethoven The Pod - Ween Bleach - Nirvana Frizzle Fry - Primus
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
make a band bigger Grateful Mass Casualty
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i totally understand those of you who have muted me
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
how much Up would an upchuck chuck if an upchuck could chuck Up?
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Those godfucked mothershitters can go fart a ratcock.
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
BEANS!
Stella the cat extends her paw to the camera to expose her super cute little toe beans
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Side-Eye Cyd @objectivecyd.blacksky.app · 16/08/2026
Are people on Bluesky aware that a Black man was found hanging from a tree in Raleigh NC yesterday afternoon, near the CaribMask Carnival. Making this the sixth or seventh Black person found hung this year. Also? Black. People. Do. Not. Hang. Themselves. From. Trees.
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
good morning from the 10th floor!
an orange sun rises above trees and in the foreground an empty pool area
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
thars a lotta smoke in this joint.
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
They replaced Gordon Ramsay, and now if they think your cooking sucks they just erase your memory of being able to cook.
a photo of a tv screen with "top 15 today" and underneath a large rectangle containing 10 MasterChef (tv14 • family, reality• 2026) but the photograph used is Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith  in Men In Black. Tommy holds up the neuralyzer (memory erasing tool)
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
me getting ready to be in charge of manufacturing this week:
instructional cartoon on how to gird your loins
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Post you from a different era in your life
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
wanna kiss in the weed field?
Betty Goose kisses Danny under a yellow parasol in front of a giant field of cannabis
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Danny🌒🌕🌘 @cuidadollamas.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i posted this pic with some others yesterday but i have to repost because my love @bettygoose.bsky.social is so beautiful i could cry.
the beautiful Betty Goose.
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