Reposted by Dawson FearnowThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-… 251301047140 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowJacob Kramer-Duffield @jaykaydee.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it. 11582231687 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowMatt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Last month the NYT said AOC "struggled" to give an answer on Taiwan and quoted her with "uhs" and "ums" to make her look stupid Yesterday talking about Hormuz Trump claimed he's heard from "numerous countries" and said "uh" four times. The NYT deleted the "uhs" and paraphrased him to look smarter: 180101423368 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowMichael Pina @michaelvpina.bsky.social · 17/03/2026clint capela is outplaying deandre ayton. this is the only thing that matters tonight. 1644 0
Dawson Fearnow @fearnow.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Cardinaling? Bidwilling? St Louis sloppy seconds by way of South Chicago-ing 000 0
Dawson Fearnow @fearnow.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Had to port this over from the hell site. You're welcome @edsbs.bsky.social Zilllow: www.zillow.com/homedetails/... 010 0
Dawson Fearnow @fearnow.bsky.social · 12/02/2026It’s Abraham Lincoln’s birthday so I think it’s only appropriate to remember this solemn quote he gave when the civil war broke out 011 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowTeeBo @texastob-24.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Happy Birthday Abraham Lincoln, born OTD in Kentucky in 1809. This quote, made at the Young Men's Lyceum of Springfield, Illinois on January 27, 1738, has been on my mind a lot lately. 49938 0
Dawson Fearnow @fearnow.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Recruited to fight in the Revolutionary War, against the Colonialists, as a 14-year-old drummer boy in the Hessian army 130 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 01/02/2026ever wanted to go to jail on a civil case? 262729304 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowJeet Heer @jeetheer.bsky.social · 31/01/20261. The new batch of Epstein documents helps illuminate one contemporary controversy: What is Bari Weiss up to at CBS? I think the answer is she is trying to rehabilate the Epstein network as a bulwark of reactionary centrism. Let me explain. 3936461062 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 30/01/2026STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely 184157617 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowPatrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 25/01/2026The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden 473681558 0
Dawson Fearnow @fearnow.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Cool! Now hurry the fuck up and order so the rest of us can use this Filiberto’s drive thru 030 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowJeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son." 1962468712664 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowWintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 24/01/2026starting to feel like it will never be the right day to stop sniffing glue 1015363 0
Dawson Fearnow @fearnow.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Spent another $35M marketing this turd. Must be nice for these billionaires to have a president they can bribe so blatantly and relatively cheaply www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/...comingsoon.netMelania Trump Movie Has Wild Marketing Budget Despite Losing TheatersA new report suggests that Amazon MGM Studios' marketing budget for the film has reached shocking levels for a documentary. 051 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowDFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I double dog dare you to read this: www.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com/features/fea...arizonafoothillsmagazine.comAn Ideal Day According to Erika FrantzveAn Ideal Day According to Erika Frantzve 171115 0
Dawson Fearnow @fearnow.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Look, we're all trying to find out who did this. But seriously, I left a good decade before whatever this is. Lest's just say, there's a reason Scottsdale has always been a goldmine for reality TV casting 020 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowScott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 22/01/2026The House Ethics Committee found that Matt Gaetz did all of the horrible things previously claimed—sex trafficking minors, prostitution (including of minors), drugs, drunk driving, obstruction, the works. The Florida Bulldog has secured and published the House report this evening. 25975503079 0
Reposted by Dawson Fearnowturbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 22/01/2026heard the weather man say the snow will be “easily plowable” … just like your mom, buddy 17019 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowPhoenix Suns @sunsphx.bsky.social · 20/01/2026OFFICIAL: Jalen Green is available for tonight’s game. 1352 0
Dawson Fearnow @fearnow.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Fuck Dick Jones forever. Bob was the true visionary of OCP 000 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 16/01/2026if i were someone regularly appearing on ESPN from a home setup, i would: 1) commission good fakes of the art stolen from the Gardner museum in 1990 2) exclusively decorate my backdrop with those fakes 3) wait until the internet noticed this 4) never offer public comment 34976103 0
Dawson Fearnow @fearnow.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Somewhere in NYC a mullet just magically appeared on @davidjroth.bsky.social’s noggin 000 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/01/2026There's a local chain here called El Diablo Burritos and I just really like their branding 1636729 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowMichael Pina @michaelvpina.bsky.social · 15/01/2026haven't you heard? they're good! 011 0
Dawson Fearnow @fearnow.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Cool. Any update on the Suns being the worse D in the league 100 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowSuns After Dark @sunsafterdark.bsky.social · 11/01/2026🚨NEW POD!🚨 ESPN's Brian Windhorst joins @geraldbourguet.bsky.social to discuss expectations for the Suns' trade deadline, Jordan Ott's COY case, Devin Booker's All-Star case, KD's scapegoat comments and more! LISTEN: bit.ly/3LnAEwU WATCH: bit.ly/4qykiRvbit.lyEpisode 4: KD scapegoated? Jordan Ott for COY? Is Devin Booker an All-Star? (feat. Brian Windhorst) | Suns After Dark: A Phoenix Suns Pod SiteGet more from Suns After Dark: A Phoenix Suns Pod Site on Patreon 1133 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowJosh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 12/12/2025Today in “Dudes Rock”: A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder. 11135491022 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/01/2026trump did january 6th. republicans did january 6th. violent traitors did january 6th. they stormed the capitol, destroyed the building and threatened to kill members of congress. ashli babbitt was a violent insurrectionist. the capitol police protected people. these are truths we need to repeat. 4948801436 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowCaptain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that. 18463790611575 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowDet Beal @gdbeal.bsky.social · 04/01/2026octaviabooks.com/book/9781250...octaviabooks.comThe Fish That Ate the Whale: The Life and Times of America's Banana KingNamed a Best Book of the Year by the San Francisco Chronicle and The Times-Picayune The fascinating untold tale of Samuel Zemurray, the self-made banana mogul who went from penniless roadside banana p... 132 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowChatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Compare this to Biden leaving Afghanistan & think about what the incentives are for every American politician 323653758 0
Dawson Fearnow @fearnow.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Was just catching up on Bob's Burger. He needs to go full Coach Blevens 010 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Border czar Tom Homan didn't receive a normal background check for his role while his bribery probe was still ongoing: Justice officials felt sure Homan would not be able to obtain a security clearance based on the evidence gathered. It remains unclear how Homan was eventually granted clearance.ms.nowBorder czar Tom Homan didn’t receive normal background check during bribery probePresident-elect Trump initially balked at submitting names of likely nominees to the FBI for background checks, a basic step intended to flag possible financial conflicts or ethical problems. 1301846737 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowAndrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 30/12/2025One time I was in a Burger King at LAX at like 10 pm and Jim Gaffigan was also there and he tweeted something about why does everyone at the Burger King at LAX look like they want to kill themselves 3769 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 27/12/2025The Washpost edit board calls Trump’s bombing in Nigeria “a welcome change in a part of the world that has always been little more than an afterthought for the president” — and has zero mention of the thousands in Africa facing starvation because of USAID cuts www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...washingtonpost.comOpinion | Why West Africa is worth worrying aboutStrikes on ISIS targets in Nigeria are welcome but insufficient. 38661249 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowHipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Oh now this is fun! Go back far enough, and English is a foreign language. www.youtube.com/watch?v=842O...youtube.comFrom Old English to Modern American English in One MonologueYouTube video by Simon Roper 163 0
Reposted by Dawson FearnowKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Oh, so, suddenly it's a CRIME to fly on a PRIVATE JET with the world's most famous PEDOPHILE and a bunch of UNDERAGE GIRLS who were SEX TRAFFICKED and then FIRE everyone at the FBI who INVESTIGATED YOU and replace them with LACKEYS whose only job is to COVER FOR YOU while you STEAL MONEY from TAX PA 171519239 0
