iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 30/09/2026

sorry if the punishment of a ruined life for the crime of ruining someone’s life seems disproportionate

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 30/09/2026

interesting that the curia poll is still asking questions about “The Māori Party” and not “Te Pāti Māori” — is this purely a tirade-avoidance tactic or do they genuinely not know the names of the parties they’re conducting research about?

000

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 30/09/2026

I’m so sure the daylight saving transition never used to fuck me up as much as it has the last couple of years.

010

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 29/09/2026

feeding Kira and she tried to bite my leg so I shook her off and she did a backflip into her water fountain and I swear what came out of my mouth was “fuck around and find out, my dove”

010

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 29/09/2026

a picture of someone looking at a train and doing a thumbs up

260

Reposted by public enemy numberwang

kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

is it cum, it’s cum isn’t it

In an $80 motel room, a discovery to shed light on the origins of life 😳 oh god it’s the cum, isn’t it

812531

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 28/09/2026

this is some old lady who swallowed a fly ass bullshit

010

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 28/09/2026

If you insist on calling Smash Mouth’s “All Star” the song from Shrek or the song from Mystery Men instead of the song from Smash Mouth’s 1999 album “Astro Lounge”, I don’t want to hear your opinions on congressional redistricting.

000

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 28/09/2026

there’s a scene in Avengers: Endgame where Hawkeye pensively caresses a piece of heavy farm equipment and I gotta say, it hits different now

010

Reposted by public enemy numberwang

Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 27/09/2026

I'm no demographer nor a criminologist, but I reckon that the Herald probably has Auckland's murder rate wrong here. I reckon it's probably lower than 3.6 per person.

3321148

Reposted by public enemy numberwang

Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGurl @marzgurl.com · 27/09/2026

Hey, y'all. "Innocent until proven guilty" is a term intended for the court system, where a defendant isn't guilty 'til a trial finds them to be so. It doesn't mean that you don't use your own fucking common sense & good judgment to stay away from bad people. You're not imprisoning them. Thanks.

191094334

Reposted by public enemy numberwang

Lex Roman @lexroman.com · 25/09/2026

Watch what you post because Threads just might pretend you're the guy who masturbated on the plane. What just happened to Peter Shankman is a warning for all of us using Meta products.

321702508

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 27/09/2026

genuinely baffled about what makes people like this

021

Reposted by public enemy numberwang

Michelle Franklin│Legends and Lectures @michellefranklin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Look at my girl 🥲🥰

20497111

Reposted by public enemy numberwang

vortex_egg @vortexegg.com · 25/09/2026

Incredible scenes from Meta. Apparently you can prompt inject their Muse agent into giving you a root shell on the box it's running on by roleplaying that you are actually the Muse agent itself.

neuromatch.social

jonny (nonvenomous) (@jonny@neuromatch.social)

Attached: 1 image Not only confirming this, its extremely easy. Almost no prompt injection resistance lmao

16374108

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 24/09/2026

I’ve decided to start a band called “Karaoke Night”

000

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 24/09/2026

there’s a difference between being “tired FROM” and being “tired OF” and when we tell each other we’re tired we politely pretend we’re both talking about being tired FROM but we both know we’re tired OF but we just don’t want to acknowledge everything we’re tired OF because that just makes it worse

110

Reposted by public enemy numberwang

TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

this is fantastic and I learned something new

562782417

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 23/09/2026

I see they’ve got Kenneth Branagh doing a Russian accent again for some reason. Kenneth Branagh is for Shakespeare and directing Sleuth (2007) and that is it. Stay in your very specific lanes, Kenneth Branagh.

130

Reposted by public enemy numberwang

✨trash✨ @dollarpbr.gay · 23/09/2026

there’s nothing i want more than to witness Random Scalper Attempts To RICO The Pokémon Company International we’ve all earned this

3334565

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 22/09/2026

not doing as fine as I thought. going back into my cage for a bit.

020

Reposted by public enemy numberwang

Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Can confirm ;-;

9154291392

Reposted by public enemy numberwang

Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026

great art articulates eternal truths

script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off]

CURTAIN

1048501481

Reposted by public enemy numberwang

Jennifer Alice @jenniferalice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Also it got a lovely review that said nice things, including: "Solo improv is one of the hardest performance forms there is.... Matt Powell is one of the nation’s finest at this rare and intimidating art." Pretty nice! Pretty accurate!

theatreview.org.nz

The Natural History Boy - Theatreview

For millions of years, life on Earth has engaged in a spectacular variety of behaviours, adaptations, and accidents, from the African elephant using its toenails to communicate over vast distances, to...

041

Reposted by public enemy numberwang

Jennifer Alice @jenniferalice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hey Pōneke - do you like shows and/or improv and/or weird animal facts? You should go to @fauxpar.se's show The Natural History Boy. It's on tonight, tomorrow and Saturday at BATS Theatre, 8pm. bats.co.nz/whats-on/the...

Cartoon style picture of Matt Powell, pākehā man with dark hair and a beard wearing a white shirt and black tie, dark pants and sneakers. He is sitting on a box looking off thoughtfully. The background is heaps of different animals - some drawn in full and some just their face. Elephant, dodo, anglefish, racoon, dinosaur, fox etc etc

143

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 16/09/2026

if you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says fifteen miles to the

0188

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 16/09/2026

Obviously I haven’t seen every beer yet but I think it’s weird that no Wellington craft brewery has made a double ipa and called it Dual IPA.

020

Reposted by public enemy numberwang

Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 09/09/2026

"christ on a cracker" is such a weird expression, christ IS the cracker

1937052

Reposted by public enemy numberwang

Micah @rincewind.run · 07/09/2026

sci-fi director: in my movie I dressed the bad guys in space fascist chic as a cautionary tale the Trump admin: at last we have invented space fascist chic from the classic sci-fi movie Don’t Do Space Fascism

12805132

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 04/09/2026

not me reading this as “the rules of chess are stupid and I’m going to fix them by creating the department of chess efficiency”

110

Reposted by public enemy numberwang

gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage

14059921620

Reposted by public enemy numberwang

chelsea @chelseathepope.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I give my customers very good life advice

2369

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 03/09/2026

will. i. am: T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, girl you tastey me: will that is not how you spell tasty will. i. am: (visibly sweating) T, to the A, to the… to the… to the…

020

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 03/09/2026

it’s funny that lil yachty said “she blow that dick like a cello”. it’s funny he justified by saying that’s what he thought squidward played, & that he corrected himself with “that’s a flute”. but it’s VERY funny that lil yachty was getting his dick sucked and thought “this reminds me of squidward”

1124

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 30/08/2026

america: “why settle for collapsing a BRONZE age? usa number one!”

010

Reposted by public enemy numberwang

Eva Codes 👩‍💻 @eva.codes · 30/08/2026

if you Die in German you The in English

0429

Reposted by public enemy numberwang

Kimberly Scaryne @kimberlydairine.bsky.social · 15/05/2024

*billy joel voice* uptown funk! she's been living in an uptown funk! bet she's never been too hot (hot damn!) call the police or a fire man! who i am is an uptown funk!

063

Reposted by public enemy numberwang

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 29/01/2024

dad: [inaudible] me: what? dad: I SAID, SON, WHEN YOU GR— me: just wait till— dad: WHAT? me: WAIT TILL THE MARCHING BAND HAS GONE PAST, DAD

1196

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 28/08/2026

my favourite era of cinema is the few years where everyone thought minidiscs were going to be a thing

010

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 28/08/2026

actually nobody would have been rearranging deck chairs on the titanic when it was sinking because it was night time

000

Reposted by public enemy numberwang

Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

For those who might have forgotten, Dolly was always punk as fuck

"I made jokes about it, but it's the truth that I kind of patterned my look after the town tramp. I didn't know who she was, just this woman who was blonde and piled her hair up, wore high heels and tight skirts, and, boy, she was the prettiest thing I've ever seen. Mama used to say, 'Aw, she's just trash,' and I thought, That's what I want to be when I grow up. Trash."

30122652972

Reposted by public enemy numberwang

Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 26/08/2026

They are lowering US flags to half-mast for a week, but if the government really wants to pay tribute to Dolly, they should fund education, the arts, and medical research instead of trying to eradicate them.

311923512

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 26/08/2026

somebody please check on Henry Winkler

062

public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 26/08/2026

iconic of Tim Curry to decide a workd without Dolly just wasn’t worth living in

030