public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 30/09/2026okay I know neither of these is appropriate but I’ve had time on my hands 110
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 30/09/2026sorry if the punishment of a ruined life for the crime of ruining someone’s life seems disproportionate 062
Reposted by public enemy numberwangbillkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026 459105772884
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 30/09/2026interesting that the curia poll is still asking questions about “The Māori Party” and not “Te Pāti Māori” — is this purely a tirade-avoidance tactic or do they genuinely not know the names of the parties they’re conducting research about? 000
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 30/09/2026I’m so sure the daylight saving transition never used to fuck me up as much as it has the last couple of years. 010
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 29/09/2026feeding Kira and she tried to bite my leg so I shook her off and she did a backflip into her water fountain and I swear what came out of my mouth was “fuck around and find out, my dove” 010
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 29/09/2026oh I didn’t know! that’s exciting and if you think it would be okay I’d love to have a go at designing one with their ideas x 000
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 29/09/2026you’ll find this in the official mental health stock photo kit alongside the photo of someone sitting in a dark room with no furniture, fingers splayed on temples and elbows on knees 020
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 29/09/2026a picture of someone looking at a train and doing a thumbs up 260
Reposted by public enemy numberwangkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026is it cum, it’s cum isn’t it 812531
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 28/09/2026this is some old lady who swallowed a fly ass bullshit 010
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 28/09/2026If you insist on calling Smash Mouth’s “All Star” the song from Shrek or the song from Mystery Men instead of the song from Smash Mouth’s 1999 album “Astro Lounge”, I don’t want to hear your opinions on congressional redistricting. 000
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 28/09/2026there’s a scene in Avengers: Endgame where Hawkeye pensively caresses a piece of heavy farm equipment and I gotta say, it hits different now 010
Reposted by public enemy numberwangMax Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 27/09/2026I'm no demographer nor a criminologist, but I reckon that the Herald probably has Auckland's murder rate wrong here. I reckon it's probably lower than 3.6 per person. 3321148
Reposted by public enemy numberwangKaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 27/09/2026Hey, y'all. "Innocent until proven guilty" is a term intended for the court system, where a defendant isn't guilty 'til a trial finds them to be so. It doesn't mean that you don't use your own fucking common sense & good judgment to stay away from bad people. You're not imprisoning them. Thanks. 201186362
Reposted by public enemy numberwangLex Roman @lexroman.com · 25/09/2026Watch what you post because Threads just might pretend you're the guy who masturbated on the plane. What just happened to Peter Shankman is a warning for all of us using Meta products. 321702508
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 27/09/2026genuinely baffled about what makes people like this 021
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 27/09/2026such a weird angle to play. he accomplished nothing in three years, why expect three more? 040
Reposted by public enemy numberwangMichelle Franklin│Legends and Lectures @michellefranklin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Look at my girl 🥲🥰 20497112
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 25/09/2026oh you think Survivor: Thailand (2002) is better than Hannibal and Mr Robot? curious 010
Reposted by public enemy numberwangve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 25/09/2026Incredible scenes from Meta. Apparently you can prompt inject their Muse agent into giving you a root shell on the box it's running on by roleplaying that you are actually the Muse agent itself.neuromatch.socialjonny (nonvenomous) (@jonny@neuromatch.social)Attached: 1 image Not only confirming this, its extremely easy. Almost no prompt injection resistance lmao 16376108
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 25/09/2026also the inclusion of Louie and Chapelle borders on dog whistling 010
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 25/09/2026It’s also extremely funny how they’ve restricted some shows (eg True Detective) to specific individual seasons, presumably to justify a particular spot. This has the corollary that they think every single season of survivor (over 400 worldwide) merits inclusion. 211
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 24/09/2026I’ve decided to start a band called “Karaoke Night” 000
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 24/09/2026there’s a difference between being “tired FROM” and being “tired OF” and when we tell each other we’re tired we politely pretend we’re both talking about being tired FROM but we both know we’re tired OF but we just don’t want to acknowledge everything we’re tired OF because that just makes it worse 110
Reposted by public enemy numberwangTW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is fantastic and I learned something new 562822426
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 23/09/2026I see they’ve got Kenneth Branagh doing a Russian accent again for some reason. Kenneth Branagh is for Shakespeare and directing Sleuth (2007) and that is it. Stay in your very specific lanes, Kenneth Branagh. 130
Reposted by public enemy numberwang✨trash✨ @dollarpbr.gay · 23/09/2026there’s nothing i want more than to witness Random Scalper Attempts To RICO The Pokémon Company International we’ve all earned this 3334565
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 23/09/2026this is the second time this week I’ve heard of a piece of media being made using AI because no actors of the minority it depicts would touch it with a long stick 110
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 22/09/2026not doing as fine as I thought. going back into my cage for a bit. 020
Reposted by public enemy numberwangRayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Can confirm ;-; 9154321395
Reposted by public enemy numberwangGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026great art articulates eternal truths 1048471481
Reposted by public enemy numberwangJennifer Alice @jenniferalice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Also it got a lovely review that said nice things, including: "Solo improv is one of the hardest performance forms there is.... Matt Powell is one of the nation’s finest at this rare and intimidating art." Pretty nice! Pretty accurate!theatreview.org.nzThe Natural History Boy - TheatreviewFor millions of years, life on Earth has engaged in a spectacular variety of behaviours, adaptations, and accidents, from the African elephant using its toenails to communicate over vast distances, to... 041
Reposted by public enemy numberwangJennifer Alice @jenniferalice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hey Pōneke - do you like shows and/or improv and/or weird animal facts? You should go to @fauxpar.se's show The Natural History Boy. It's on tonight, tomorrow and Saturday at BATS Theatre, 8pm. bats.co.nz/whats-on/the... 143
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 16/09/2026if you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says fifteen miles to the 0188
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 16/09/2026Obviously I haven’t seen every beer yet but I think it’s weird that no Wellington craft brewery has made a double ipa and called it Dual IPA. 020
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 13/09/2026The question remains: apart from adding an extra tunnel, where do they propose adding the extra two lanes? Wellington Road is hillside on both sides and only one lane each way. 200
public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 13/09/2026It’s interesting to say “four lanes TO the planes”, implying that the most important thing we can do is make it easier to leave in a hurry. 360
![script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read
ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off]
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