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famicom

@famicom.bsky.social
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stock standard elder millennial, prepackaged with a cat and a chronic illness. no longer empty and frantic. ✨ glamorize the chaos ✨

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 13h
all the small things crisp tots, hot wings starting with some lighter fare got some apps for us to share
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Olive Garden doesn’t get enough credit for teaching people about safe words.
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 07/10/2026
God saves his crullest battles for his krispiest kremes
a hand removing a krispy kreme OG glazed mini cruller from the sack
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I didn’t know what a Biscoff was, I would think Speculoos was the name of Santa’s most cursed reindeer.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m disappointed in this change. I want it to look like I buy Thursday’s food at Borders.
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IRL Loading Screens @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Met a new PCP today. The notes say my judgement is normal, so maybe I should buy a 3x5 foot flag advertising the Official Mayonnaise of NASCAR.
“Psych: Normal judgement”
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Josh Spiegel @mousterpiece.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“He needs to be eating worms” is maybe the funniest quote the Times has ever published.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What would it sound like if Taylor Swift tried to write Born to Run?
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The two flavors of coffee: Gun and Snowflake.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@deallium - self harming by always having at least a little bit of hope
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love that the battle bus sings happy birthday to me all week long.
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season of the bitch @m01r4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
at a point we should probably talk about how stardew valley was successful because it packaged and sold a girl game to boys
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
gamera obscura 
@ohrobin.bsky.social
benadryl at morning, third hr warning

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews • 8h
benadryl at night, hat man's delight

2:09 AM • Aug 31, 2026
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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026
“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear
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I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM!!!! LIFE IS NEITHER INDIFFERENT NOR CARING!!!! SHE IS ONLY MOTION!!!! BROTHER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! OR SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m caught up on my car payment for the first time since Moses was in short pants and I’m about to shit myself with glee. Happy Friday, bitches!
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spectral seasonings for a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
far. some are calling it "a long, long way to run."
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you message me at 6am you’re going to see this guy
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don’t think Dudewipes makes wipes with extra protein and this feels like a missed opportunity
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spectral seasonings for a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
is this a wonder woman for ants?
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh god I’m one of those people who can’t sleep without a fan
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Kat baseballfan @urfavebandsux.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
reading this sentence felt like solving a riddle
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Now that I’ve been promoted to customer, I can openly admit that Erin Esurance is the only hot insurance mascot. I mean, look at her.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There is an Owl City fandom, and they call themselves Hoot Owls. Every part of this is shocking to me.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 02/09/2026
Sometimes I see posts saying “people are discoursing” when what they mean is that people are talking. So I put together this guide for you to determine the difference: If I like the topic and/or participants, that’s a discussion If the topic or participants are annoying to me, that’s discourse
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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sometimes it feels like buying just one little gadget will cure all your problems. this is not true. unless it is made by the oxo corporation
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
repost this if trans people should have invincibility on all startup frames and unreasonably disjointed hitboxes
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/08/2026
Top Songs August 2026 theonion.com/top-songs-august-2025
Top Songs August 2026
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a millennial woman in need of a bathroom will end up at Target.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I accidentally ate an entire jar of pickled asparagus for dinner and now every liquid tastes like sidewalk.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sometimes I feel bad that I consume so much bottled water but the water here is so bad I would rather eat the plastic water bottle than drink city water. It would be a healthier choice.
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Guess what? 1) You can 3D print a crow and squirrel feeder that looks like a Flock camera 2) Crows are extremely good at pattern recognition 3) People are fucking hilarious and creative and I hope every Flock camera gets its own personal murder (of crows) www.printables.com/model/180491...
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Flock Camera with chamber; squirrel and bird feeder V2 by David | Download free STL model | Printables.com
Designed to look like a Flock camera, hollow with chambers and a removeable hatch for putting treats for your friends | Download free 3D printable STL models
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Having to check VPN every 15 minutes to see if it’s working has me feeling like I’m in the hatch with Desmond.
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Lukas Neville @lukasneville.com · 26/08/2026
came here to chew bubblegum and deliver end-to-end client-centric solutions and well
stock image: all out of gum
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Nothing says 4am snack like microwaving a bag of corn.
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton wrote Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same day. Is that true? Does that matter? Only in that performing miracles is a qualification for sainthood.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I laughed heartily and I needed it
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
episode 097
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Terranigma | Rebirth Trailer [GOG] - coming 2027 www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOwa... www.gog.com/en/game/terr...
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
say what you will about bluesky, but mastodon users think setting up 2-factor authentication is the most fun part of their telephone
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
August 20
Spirit Halloween
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IRL Loading Screens @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Taylor Swift doesn’t deserve PTO.
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
metal button depicting Big Bird w/ personalized flashlight reminding people to get ready for earthquakes
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I just put on pants and ordered Starbucks and I can’t tell you which of these was more difficult, but they were both excessive. Christ I’m old. Get off my lawn.
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You can't predict the turns this sentence takes. Extreme heat is threatening Italy’s “cheese banks,” where hundreds of thousands of Parmigiano-Reggiano wheels are stored as loan collateral. fortune.com/2026/08/10/i...
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Italy's $4.7 billion cheese economy is feeling the heat as climate change threatens its cheese banks that hold Parmigiano wheels as loan collateral | Fortune
Extreme heat is straining the vaults that hold Parmigiano wheels as loan collateral, and economists say the damage runs wider than the vault
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/08/2026
honey your 6 7 nuggets are ready
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Aug 10th 1988 - Zero Cool was in the New York Times for crashing 1,507 computer systems. 📽️📅 Hackers (1995)
3 Screenshots from the movie "Hackers" (1995): First, a young man in a sleeveless shirt sits in a cluttered room, saying "I've got a record. I was Zero Cool." Second, a group of friends gather around a table, one explaining "Zero Cool crashed 1,507 systems in one day. Biggest crash in history." Third, the same group listens as another person adds, "Front page New York Times, August 10, 1988."
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