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@famicom.bsky.social
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stock standard elder millennial, prepackaged with a cat and a chronic illness. no longer empty and frantic. ✨ glamorize the chaos ✨

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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Olive Garden doesn’t get enough credit for teaching people about safe words.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I didn’t know what a Biscoff was, I would think Speculoos was the name of Santa’s most cursed reindeer.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m disappointed in this change. I want it to look like I buy Thursday’s food at Borders.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Met a new PCP today. The notes say my judgement is normal, so maybe I should buy a 3x5 foot flag advertising the Official Mayonnaise of NASCAR.
“Psych: Normal judgement”
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The two flavors of coffee: Gun and Snowflake.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love that the battle bus sings happy birthday to me all week long.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you message me at 6am you’re going to see this guy
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh god I’m one of those people who can’t sleep without a fan
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Now that I’ve been promoted to customer, I can openly admit that Erin Esurance is the only hot insurance mascot. I mean, look at her.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I accidentally ate an entire jar of pickled asparagus for dinner and now every liquid tastes like sidewalk.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Don’t ask why I have this picture of it from 2016, but instead ask me how many of these boxes still exist intact. (One. We got nicer bankers boxes 3 moves ago.)
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
He is!
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This place is putting back pieces of my soul I didn’t know I was missing. I can’t really explain it. But I’m home.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Their version of Thirty Three made me cry. I need to listen to more Olivia Rodrigo.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Things that made it to the new apartment: some factory sealed game and watches, two boxes labeled Godzilla. Things that did not make it into the new apartment: a pillow, a blanket, or literally any clothing other than what I have on my body right now
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It me
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Things are a little crazy right now. We’re moving, maybe getting a new job, maybe getting a whole new life. That means it’s time to reread the Realm of the Elderlings. This series has been my liferaft for twenty years now. No matter what’s going on out here, I can always turn to my old friends.
Title page for Assassins Apprentice by Robin Hobb
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I don’t think he’s gonna reply
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This pizza is fantastic if I don’t put my glasses on
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Topanga wants to talk to me about my hormones. I am one thousand years old.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Introduce yourself with four video games
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts taste like Starterlogg.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I asked Google if there are mountains in Denmark and it told me about a mound named Yding Skovhøj and I can’t stop laughing.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This product has perfectly replicated the “warm piss” notes of shitty beer. I don’t know who asked for this. I ate six of these and my lips taste like 2am on white plastic patio furniture. @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social should bookmark this crime.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
He’s got the spirit!
Some BTS guy holding a purple Oreo cookie to his mouth as though he’s never encountered a cookie before.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Describe yourself in four pictures found on your phone.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Whoever made this gif is a gift to society
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Katseye is one wheelchair away from being the Burger King Kids Club.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
True or false: Mana rhymes with banana.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Peas? No, italian boba
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Hello, fellow former resident of 2002. I’d like to share a funny picture with you. They call them “cat macros” and I think they might catch on.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
These ads on the Morning Call website are sending me
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Here’s my definitive ranking of popes who look popely
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This is one of the best albums ever made and that’s a hill I’ll die on
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I’ve been trying to stay off social media while I’m in bed, trying to do the Sleep Hygiene thing, and it’s been helping me sleep better! So yay!! But today, I wander into Reels to see what’s popping and.. maybe I made a mistake.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
It is 2:19am and I am up to some shit
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Current weather in Allentown
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
It’s my Sunday night and everyone is asleep so let’s have a PARTY. I can’t imagine a single instance where I would prefer broccoli rabe over a different leaf, but at least today I learned what it is
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
This is what it looks like to have roid rage in one hand
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It me.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Submitted without comment
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I got a heating pad taped to my shirt, my ankle is wrapped in dog bandages, and my spaghetti sauce is runny. BUT IT IS FRIDAY AND IM GOING TO ENJOY IT.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Who up hormblin they chormbles
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Accidentally tore one of my fingernails too short yesterday. I may perish.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This is a cat checkpoint, post the most recent cat picture on your phone.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
IT’S TIME! Happy Fastnacht Day!
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Sounds like a companion I know who has starved to death three times this week
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Current status: Unironically texting the We Need To Talk bitmoji to my BFF at 6:30am
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Chappel Roan coming to Fortnite and a beet delivery to my house? Time to break out one of the best images I’ve ever made in my life.
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