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@famicom.bsky.social
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stock standard elder millennial, prepackaged with a cat and a chronic illness. no longer empty and frantic. ✨ glamorize the chaos ✨

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 20h
all the small things crisp tots, hot wings starting with some lighter fare got some apps for us to share
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Olive Garden doesn’t get enough credit for teaching people about safe words.
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 07/10/2026
God saves his crullest battles for his krispiest kremes
a hand removing a krispy kreme OG glazed mini cruller from the sack
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That looks like the Pure Moods section of Wegmans
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I didn’t know what a Biscoff was, I would think Speculoos was the name of Santa’s most cursed reindeer.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m disappointed in this change. I want it to look like I buy Thursday’s food at Borders.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s so raven
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IRL Loading Screens @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Met a new PCP today. The notes say my judgement is normal, so maybe I should buy a 3x5 foot flag advertising the Official Mayonnaise of NASCAR.
“Psych: Normal judgement”
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Aluminium is cuter though.
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Josh Spiegel @mousterpiece.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“He needs to be eating worms” is maybe the funniest quote the Times has ever published.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t know why but your response made me straight up guffaw
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What would it sound like if Taylor Swift tried to write Born to Run?
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One remains at large
static.klipy.com
Daniii
ALT: Daniii
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The two flavors of coffee: Gun and Snowflake.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@deallium - self harming by always having at least a little bit of hope
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love that the battle bus sings happy birthday to me all week long.
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season of the bitch @m01r4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
at a point we should probably talk about how stardew valley was successful because it packaged and sold a girl game to boys
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
gamera obscura 
@ohrobin.bsky.social
benadryl at morning, third hr warning

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews • 8h
benadryl at night, hat man's delight

2:09 AM • Aug 31, 2026
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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026
“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear
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I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM!!!! LIFE IS NEITHER INDIFFERENT NOR CARING!!!! SHE IS ONLY MOTION!!!! BROTHER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! OR SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m caught up on my car payment for the first time since Moses was in short pants and I’m about to shit myself with glee. Happy Friday, bitches!
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spectral seasonings for a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
far. some are calling it "a long, long way to run."
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh god here he is again
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you message me at 6am you’re going to see this guy
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Girl same
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Anyone named Reta is predestined to be a hoot.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don’t think Dudewipes makes wipes with extra protein and this feels like a missed opportunity
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spectral seasonings for a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
is this a wonder woman for ants?
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh god I’m one of those people who can’t sleep without a fan
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Kat baseballfan @urfavebandsux.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
reading this sentence felt like solving a riddle
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
She’s so good at eyeliner
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Now that I’ve been promoted to customer, I can openly admit that Erin Esurance is the only hot insurance mascot. I mean, look at her.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There is an Owl City fandom, and they call themselves Hoot Owls. Every part of this is shocking to me.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 02/09/2026
Sometimes I see posts saying “people are discoursing” when what they mean is that people are talking. So I put together this guide for you to determine the difference: If I like the topic and/or participants, that’s a discussion If the topic or participants are annoying to me, that’s discourse
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ew
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
All these things needed was to wait five years and find a skateboarding dog and they would’ve been a hit
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You must have a really big heart. Bigger than Tsongas Arena in Lowell, Massachusetts.
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
lauren
@NotABigJerk
sometimes it feels like buying just one little gadget will cure all your problems. this is not true. unless it is made by the oxo corporation
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
repost this if trans people should have invincibility on all startup frames and unreasonably disjointed hitboxes
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/08/2026
Top Songs August 2026 theonion.com/top-songs-august-2025
Top Songs August 2026
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a millennial woman in need of a bathroom will end up at Target.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I accidentally ate an entire jar of pickled asparagus for dinner and now every liquid tastes like sidewalk.
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m literally paying Nestle for water sourced like five miles from where I grew up. Isn’t it delightful??
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sometimes I feel bad that I consume so much bottled water but the water here is so bad I would rather eat the plastic water bottle than drink city water. It would be a healthier choice.
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Guess what? 1) You can 3D print a crow and squirrel feeder that looks like a Flock camera 2) Crows are extremely good at pattern recognition 3) People are fucking hilarious and creative and I hope every Flock camera gets its own personal murder (of crows) www.printables.com/model/180491...
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Flock Camera with chamber; squirrel and bird feeder V2 by David | Download free STL model | Printables.com
Designed to look like a Flock camera, hollow with chambers and a removeable hatch for putting treats for your friends | Download free 3D printable STL models
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famicom @famicom.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Having to check VPN every 15 minutes to see if it’s working has me feeling like I’m in the hatch with Desmond.
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Lukas Neville @lukasneville.com · 26/08/2026
came here to chew bubblegum and deliver end-to-end client-centric solutions and well
stock image: all out of gum
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