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@fadeastride.bsky.social
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37. bipolar. bisexual. angels. giants. ducks. stars. union goon.

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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 1h
just got yelled at because I closed the produce side door at the same time I always do, as most stores with multiple doors close one when it gets dark and staff thins. I don't know what to tell you, ma'am, take that shit up with the people who make a straight shot from liquor out that door
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 3h
she's staying overtime to pick a massive order so EYE don't have to pick a massive order
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 3h
friendship with everyone else cancelled, now Violet is my best friend
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the number of times I've sneezed today is rapidly approaching triple digits
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this is not Samara Weaving erasure, it just doesn't even need to be said how fucking fine she is every day of her life
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
we're finally getting around to watching Ready or Not and Adam Brody is so hot in this movie that I'm physically unwell
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
damn man, if only there was an insurance corporation that handles these sorts of deposits, maybe on a federal level, that could keep people from losing everything on this bullshit bsky.app/profile/wyat...
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just saw, hand to God, kids buying candy out of an unmarked, windowless white van. the door was slid open and there were, like, hanging racks of candy inside
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
oh hell yes
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Psychopomp @psychopomp.com · 09/10/2026
hello, I am doing some research and would like to tap into the collective brains of BSKY: 1. can you share some genre or literary fiction magazines that have closed and the archive is NO LONGER ONLINE 2. the same but the archives remain online FOR NOW i would also appreciate RTs for awareness 💀
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franz @franzanth.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hello, @animalphotorefs.bsky.social lost their job midway through the trip that's supposed to pay for the trip and is now stranded so far away. If you could benefit from animal photos for art references, please consider supporting.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
do I need to see a doctor or are so many packages that say "peel here" actually so fucking hard to peel?
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call me Easy @ezebones.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
just looked this guy up and his literal wikipedia calls him "master of breasts"
en.wikipedia.org
Satoshi Urushihara - Wikipedia
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Craig Ferguson has a whole bit about how he got one during covid and he's so sorry about ever downplaying them because he legit thought he was gonna die
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
oh it was posted October 1, 2011. it's 15 years old. luv the passage of time actualite.livejournal.com/130997.html
actualite.livejournal.com
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have no real opinions on him, but I read a fic about him and Kelly Johnson on LJ a thousand years ago and it was incredible. I still think about it lmfao
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 08/10/2026
Mav saluting at Ice’s funeral
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
oh that's fuckin iconic
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LeeAnn Wombat @jonnyauping.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i dont like when cowboys fans complain. it’s not your job to make fun of yourselves or your team. that’s our job
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mike Trout watching Jo Adell thinking, “I can’t even have a good Eagles season.”
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
do any of y'all play Monopoly Go?
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
he didn't rotate his product, but he was still the nicest vendor we had
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
holy shit, our Pepsi vendor, Anthony, died? he was so nice, that sucks
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Skeet Child O' Mine @furiosity.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jon is well aware that his only path to victory goes through the black community.
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 09/10/2026
LOL if Drew Magary is too fucking radical for you
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love how many older people I see using handheld magnifying glasses to read things. do they think this makes them look less old than reading glasses? because it absolutely does not
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it's always wild when I'm already speeding a lil bit and then somebody goes flying pay me. like buddy, I'm an asshole, but you're the taint, dick, AND balls
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Damiana Swan @damianaswan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Under the current political conditions, the survey isn't testing whether teens identify as LGBTQ+. It's testing whether they are safe telling the government about it. (They're not)
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 08/10/2026
Young teenagers are less likely to identify as lesbian, gay or bisexual than a few years ago, according to a new analysis. “It really does look like a free fall,” Jean Twenge, a professor of psychology, said. “But what’s causing it is unclear.”
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Number of teens who identify themselves as gay or bisexual is in ‘free fall’
Conservatives have trumpeted the data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, but researchers say the reasons for the decline are unclear.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WASHINGTON (AP) - Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed in December.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 08/10/2026
these motherfuckers say both "AI is people" and "trans folks aren't people" in the same fucking breath
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
in today's episode of "white men age like milk," this dude came through my line earlier with beer and I didn't card him because he looked at least late 40s, maybe early 50s. he handed his ID over anyways and he was born in 1992.
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the problem with mainlining sugar free cough drops is that I am fully blasting ass
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 29/07/2026
The Mary Tyler Moore Show would send both their preconceived notions & their libidos into a tailspin. The name Dick Van Dyke alone would put them into a coma.
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aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
looked up mine and this is killing me lmao
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
John Urschel has his CV on his MIT professor page and if you scroll past 7 pages of his mathematics achievements and awards and theorems and theses it says, briefly, "former NFL (American) football player" math.mit.edu/~urschel/job...
math.mit.edu
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Ed Overbeek @edoverbeek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would point out that there’s only one of them on that stage who helped overturn Roe v Wade, and that’s her
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
tickets acquired
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gonna fight for my life for John Mayer Sphere tickets in 7 minutes, pray 4 me
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I did NOT know we played that here
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
not me minding my business at work and then suddenly My Moon My Man by Feist comes on and I instantly get 50% gayer
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Huxley @huxleymorgan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's almost as though there is no humane way to kill someone who doesn't want to die, no matter what we might like to tell ourselves for our own comfort.
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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Crip Dyke @cripdyke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1980 GOP: "The 9 most terrifying words in the English language are 'I'm from the government & I'm here to help.'" 2026 GOP: "Of course as governor I'll outlaw freedom of association."
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courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what a woman
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wow
a (very real) screenshot of the all-time postseason home run leaders. Kiké Hernández is no. 1, with 347. Jose Altuve is no. 2 with 28.
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