courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 2hpeople keep calling with very specific requests and I keep having to say, "ma'am, this is a grocery store." if you need several dozen, individually decorated and cellophane wrapped cupcakes, perhaps you should try a real bakery 110
courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 5hI'm overstimulated as fuck right now and this kid was just literally screaming over his full volume phone at his dad about Myles Garrett and I almost killed us all 010
courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 02/10/2026we have a regular customer whose job is "right wing radio show host" and I cannot STAND her ass. today she was in here again in her "I eat meat but I identify as a vegan" shirt and I just really hope her turtle bites her 010
Reposted by courtneyDustin @hareandthere.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is probably the most terrifying thing I’ve seen in 2026. 116823
courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 01/10/2026nobody is a more enthusiastic communist than a cat that wants your food 130
Reposted by courtneyIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14480271969
Reposted by courtneyClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"with Claude, we will no longer need lightly stoned weirdos who work at record stores because they are neurodivergent as hell and some band you've never heard of but is about to change your life is their special interest" these tech bros really hate anyone who was cooler than them in high school 74180901
Reposted by courtneyjj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026like i say every time this comes up, the term for what awaits survivors who go through the official system (cops, rape kit at the hospital, the hell of a trial where you as the victim get to be cross examined by yr rapist’s defense) is called “the second rape” 11030245
Reposted by courtneym. @wshcaps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026hockey season startingstatic.klipy.comCJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go AgainAlt: CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again from GTA meme 051
courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm going to a show tomorrow that's EDM with strong traditional Irish influences and I just wanna know what the fuck I'm supposed to wear to that 140
courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 28/09/2026just had a customer whose daughter's name was Re(a)gan and I don't know if she's named after The Exorcist or Ronald 000
Reposted by courtneyJesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of 105100042092
Reposted by courtneyRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.theintercept.comDoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam 6574018511816
Reposted by courtneycait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I love this tree that looks like it started growing sideways specifically so it could spy through the crack in these blinds. lmao nosy bitch 941621
courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my mom came out and we took all our recycling and it was $83 worth, which almost completely covers the giant edibles order I just placed ✌️🍃 020
Reposted by courtneyNick @ecosozialismus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is one of the most insane news segments I’ve ever seen. Hey this incredible hero dog died this is terrible day for the police — we’re not going to tell you who shot the dog — also a human was shot and killed but we’re not saying by who but the police say he’s violent. Also cops on admin leaveyoutube.comWanted suspect and K9 shot, killed during attempted arrest by US Marshals in SE PortlandYouTube video by KPTV FOX 12 Oregon 1417727
Reposted by courtneyTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sometimes i google Ally McBeal — that 90s legal drama where all the bathrooms were unisex and nobody cared except to think it was so cosmopolitan and cool — just to make sure i didn’t make all that up. 271310132
Reposted by courtneyPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The nearly decade-long case of Crystal Mason, who was sentenced to 5 yrs in prison over a voting error, will end with an acquittal The wife of the current district attorney, who fought to keep her conviction in place, asked Crystal if she would consider voting for himtheguardian.comTexas woman triumphs as court upholds acquittal in voting error caseCrystal Mason has spent nearly a decade fighting conviction for casting provisional ballot that ultimately wasn’t counted 9533981074
Reposted by courtneyBabs the Autumnal Shark @hockeybabbler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026remember when i broke my partner's guitar while trying to stop my cat from breaking things? it's going to be at *least* $350 to fix, and that's before getting into the optional stuff. i will have a more robust fundraiser stream later but for now, if you're able, i would deeply appreciate the help.ko-fi.comBuy HockeyBabbler a coffeeBecome a supporter of HockeyBabbler today! 11615
courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 24/09/2026every day of my life I watch a grown ass adult try to search for avocados on the self checkout by typing "avacado" and getting mad when nothing pops up 030
Reposted by courtneytctc @toastcrust.bsky.social · 23/09/2026love to witness the mass loss of privacy rights across the world and directly perceive a big part of it turning out to be for reducing legal hurdles to gambling advertising 72430992
Reposted by courtneyCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Should've called a Twins game but MLB has no fucking whimsy on staff 445255
Reposted by courtneys. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 24/09/2026Y'all @nora.zone and I are pleased to tell you that Gavbot, the bot that provides fun Gavin Newsom facts, is live. Follow @heygavin.bsky.social for facts every 48 hours, @ him if you need one RIGHT NOW, and please submit your sourced suggestions. Be nice to him he's a baby and we're still building! 825179
courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 22/09/2026*Afroman if he were a white chick voice* I was gonna go to the farmer's market, but then I got high 120
courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 21/09/2026work this weekend was a nightmare and i might be a lil drunk 000
Reposted by courtneyJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026r/crafts has banned all Harry Potter-related crafts due to JK Rowling’s anti-trans bigotry, after a 53-41 votereddit.comFrom the crafts community on RedditExplore this post and more from the crafts community 3369361070
courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 21/09/2026you know I have opinions about dogs in my store, but look at this beautiful angel I saw today 140
courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 21/09/2026just saw a woman in a hat that said "eat me, I'm vegan," but she was buying dairy ice creamstatic.klipy.comOprah Winfrey: So What Is The Truth?ALT: Oprah Winfrey: So What Is The Truth? 021
Reposted by courtneyRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Not really the point, but I'd suggest that if you own 20 "family farms," they probably aren't "family farms." 703490625
courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 20/09/2026fellow millennials, I'm pleased to report that the new Cartel album fucking slaps 010
courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I helped a customer earlier and she came back to give me a thank you card when I was on my break. open it and there's $100 in there. we're not allowed to accept stuff like that so I immediately went to Eric to ask what to do. he told me to keep it. thanks for paying my electricity bill, Miss Lisa! 010
courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 19/09/2026did anyone else's skin go completely mutinous as they entered perimenopause? I'm kind of vain about my skin and lately it has been angry in a way it's NEVER been, even when I had cystic acne in middle school 😭 000
Reposted by courtneyThe Doom That Came to Aram @rawfishandbeer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My favorite way as an artist to draw a comic: 1. draw the comic 2. take some banana peels and coffee grounds and smear them all over my comic 3. evaluate the results and adjust the banana peels accordingly 37014
courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 18/09/2026had a customer get mad at me today because she wasn't paying attention, hit for cash back, and my checker gave her that cash back 010
courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Google search: how to explain to my geriatric cat that I have to put her down and go back to work 161
courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 16/09/2026we just went to our local farmer's market and shoutout to the guy at Brothers who, as I was paying for my stuff, asked what my favorite fruit was and then threw in a full size tub of strawberry labneh for free. told me to come back next week and tell him what I thought. anything you say, beautiful 010
courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I just had a woman ask for a carryout for her helium-filled balloons because they were, and I quote, "too heavy." 000
Reposted by courtneyterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Saw your man floating ass up in the bog. Undignified 191659582
Reposted by courtneyPuff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Two things it’s hard to convey if you weren’t alive back then: the extremity of hysteria, nationalism and Islamophobia the attack prompted, and how efforts to capture this can inadvertently obscure how Islamophobic things already were. 6903200
courtney @fadeastride.bsky.social · 11/09/2026one of my coworkers just found a pair of panties on the water aisle 120
Reposted by courtneyIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131713351
