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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections
My jeep with a gas pump in her fuel filler $94.59 at 5.999/gal
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
me talking to magically resurrected founding father: and so sir you can see how the supreme court has become a deeply illegitimate institution that threatens the very republic you created founding father: there are *how many* papists on it???
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602,
headline that says “why is trump hosting a cage fight at the White House” with photo of same
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Americans might not understand it, but in many cultures it’s considered bad or even immoral to be a child rapist
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.
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Oliver Kornetzke @kornetzke.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
The language of war turned inward—rhetoric of a thug in office. A head of state bragging about “deportations in the morning” isn’t a leader—he’s a domestic terrorist in a suit, the festering carcass of American rot, animated by cruelty and parading the stench of collapse as if it were providence.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Crime is happening somewhere! I scrolled by a carjacking snuff film that looked eerily like Russian dashcam footage but was labeled as "Deep Baltimore." But where I am? Lol no. No crime happening here. Anyway we must stop the crime that is constantly, vaguely happening in any and all elsewheres.
83% of people say violent crime is a big problem in the country today.67% of people say crime is not a problem in their neighborhood.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
i need everyone to focus because when it happens we need to immediately end the vance presidency in the crib by starting a rumor he and peter thiel did it
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pcrritesgood.bsky.social @pcrritesgood.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Racism and sexism are when the black lady tells you exactly what the white guy psycho is going to do and the white guy psycho ALSO tells you exactly what he is going to do and you decide the woman is lying and the man is just joking.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
sorry for such a partisan take but i think slavery was bad
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
pretend my vote is as important as a 48 year old white woman who thinks theyre putting kitty litter boxes in classrooms and will never vote for you anyway
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
A fascist will do whatever it takes in order to remain dissociated. They will change the subject, they will talk over you, they will kill you, they will erase evidence of you. All this to avoid knowing where they are, what they're doing, what time it is, where their neighbors went.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
the right is not interested in reducing crime. they've been presented with the empirical evidence over and over on effective ways to reduce crime and they don't want to do it. they actively fight against these measures. they want a crackdown that makes them feel good.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
when the right say 'crime' they mean 'the presence of groups of people we're bigoted against,' they don't care about the actual stats
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
if only god could see what his christians are doing
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Need a name for the specifically misogynist moral injury of the open secret: the humiliation and assault on women's dignity that results when everyone knows that a man commits sexual violence, but social consensus or propriety (or the threat of defamation suits) prevent you from saying so.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
well we all remember the apocryphal saying, when fascism comes to america it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross and also in the guise of the stupidest most vile child raping piece of shit who ever lived
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James Poniewozik @poniewozik.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Guys is it biased to favor a shared sense of objective reality
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Endymion @lionendymion.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
The antisemitic state of Israel has successfully turned “fighting antisemitism” into a tool of actual antisemites. You can be a Nazi and claim to be fighting antisemitism so long as you support the Israeli government no matter what.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I asked ChatGPT what will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what it said to me: Que sera, sera Whatever will be, will be The future's not ours to see Que sera, sera STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement
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BasilHuffer ❌👑 @basilhuffer.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
The ‘women need to suffer because it’s Natural’ assholes need to start experiencing their impotence again, because it’s Natural. No blue dick pills for you. Men telling women what is right and natural for them is the most arrogant, ignorant and self-centered bullshit.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
He's gonna pardon Ghislaine and she's gonna say under oath Michelle Obama did January 6th.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
With both the Epstein birthday card and the Access Hollywood tape, you really see in Trump the homo-social uses of sexual abuse for straight men: it’s something he does to get other men to like him and think he’s cool.
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Abortion bans poll at 30% approval and the GOP still does it. Universal Background Checks poll at like 90% and the GOP says fuck off and kills supporting legislation. Vague questions about “too much illegal immigration” get 51% support and the Democrats want to help start the SS
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 22/06/2025
This country really is the Great Satan
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Mr. Antiwar President has us inches away from a Civil War at home and a nuclear war abroad in defense of an ally that is starting random hot regional wars to detract from its ongoing genocide. I’m sure all of this will just naturally cool off.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Whenever someone says they’re afraid of downtown in American cities, I’m always like, brother, that’s where the Fogos de Chão are.
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blues82.bsky.social @blues82.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The American president and the richest man in the world spending their day microblogging insults at each other as the world burns. The future is so much dumber than we ever could have imagined.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Convincing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the blue fluid from bus toilets is a wave-disrupting proton immunity elixir. He signs up for a $1200 monthly subscription for a two-ounce vial. "You have to rub it on your gums," I tell him. "Of course," he answers. It sounds like sneakers in a running dryer.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
“Male loneliness” is kind of the perfect antifeminist complaint, because it articulates the moral logic of patriarchal entitlement very neatly: that men deserve women’s attention, company, devotion, sex, and care, and women should provide these to men even at the cost of their own wellbeing.
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vortex_egg @vortexegg.com · 04/05/2025
The crisis of masculinity is that the unspoken norm of male supremacism got the slightest amount of criticism and now there is an incredibly lucrative media enterprise around selling identity-belonging to young men through increasingly extremist male supremacism
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
ICE WAS ESTABLISHED IN 2003 I'VE BEEN SMOKING WEED LONGER THAN ICE HAS BEEN AROUND WE DO NOT NEED IT IN ANY CAPACITY ABOLISH ICE IMMEDIATELY
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
A useful way to think about his tanking poll numbers is that they would be far worse if more people knew what he is doing
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merritt @merrittk.com · 23/04/2025
conservatism basically seems to be the idea that the chosen few shouldn’t ever have to feel uncomfortable. a smooth-brained politics that desires nothing less than a frictionless existence of homogeneity
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
still calling him "ms-13" despite knowing its a flat out lie really reminds me of "theyre eating the dogs" and its just so freaking depressing and gross and infuriating
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Just so we’re clear, everybody calling Kilmar Abrego Garcia a “terrorist” or a “gang member” are lying, and they know they’re lying, and they repeat it for purposes of confusing people who don’t follow this stuff closely into accepting what was done to him.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
“Concerned about falling birth rates” = “white supremacist.” No need to complicate it further! Take the rest of the day off.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 05/04/2025
“I hate communists” you say on your communist weekend instead of being in the capitalist workplace
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
A person with really low self esteem hearing love thy neighbor as thyself and being an asshole to everyone
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
If our democracy dies, this is its epitaph
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Hill @alexwilson321.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
The fascism and sex crimes I was okay with but Mario kart and chicken nuggies got expensive so I had to riot
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Madeleine Baker @madeleineebaker.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars
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