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Kevin L @eusoukevin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

How did I not know about this documentary? Now I have purchased it.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 28/05/2026

“No more than five minutes” = 1 hour “End of day” = 2 hours after the delivery guy brings dinner “Quick meeting” = 3 hours “Deep dive” = in the time it takes to eat half a bag of baby carrots “Exploratory” = only the intern knows for sure

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Corporate Time Equivalents

“Just a sec” = 5 minutes “Just a minute” = 10 minutes “Pick your brain” = 17 minutes or, in rare cases, 90 seconds October 5 2021 5/26/23 5/28/26

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…

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victor @windienine.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

underpinning the fable of american prosperity is the reality that every supply chain is its own war with its own exploitations and crimes and a massive body count across oceans and borders

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Rev. A. l'Uecipher @revaluecipher.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

suggestion for terminology: by analogy with 'daemon' and wordplay with the initialism LLM, using the term 'lilim' for large language models bonus: gets us away from using the term 'ai', accurately describes them as inhuman entities that can be dangerous if improperly handled

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Kevin L @eusoukevin.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

One player (Alice), the others are GMs/Wonderlanders inflicting one thing after another on her. 😉 Or a one-on-one game, of course.

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Kevin L @eusoukevin.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

I saw it described as being about zombies that can gaslight you. 😄

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Andrew Facini @andrewfacini.com · 01/01/2026

BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

d&d releases lately are a bit like the world is threatened by Balthamor, an undead wizard who is not defined by his career choices, you need to kill him because he wants to birth the Necrobaby, but please be aware his politics are a product of his circumstances, his circumstances are that he is evil

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Hey sorry I’m late I was (drumming on my dog’s tummy and improvising songs about which of her parts are cutest and therefore would be worth the most on the black market if I were to sell them and lost track of time) in traffic

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

New Year's resolution: Gonna mix it up, try something new, stunt on the skyline a little less dipshit, more cumclown

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Kevin L @eusoukevin.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Hey, I started reading The Bell Jar as well! My copy has one extra word in the opening.

It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn’t know what I was doing in New York.

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Kraken @korpspropaganda.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

soon may the wellerman come your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb so much to do, so much to see to bring us sugar and rum and tea we'll take our leave and go you'll never shine if you don't glow

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Kevin L @eusoukevin.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Just followed on Instagram, but I don’t use TikTok.

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Kevin L @eusoukevin.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Maybe the coyotes have strong opinions about redistricting?

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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

A Brief History of Men are Becoming Less Manly 🧵

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 01/10/2025

Somewhere along the way, I took a lurch into the weeds of fringe beliefs. I selectively reject science, and then liken the pushback I get for this to the persecution of Jews in Nazi Germany. I actually say this, in writing, on a widely read forum, without a trace of shame or irony.

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Hello, We Used to Know Each Other and Now I’m a Toxic Presence on Your Social Media Feeds

Hello, I’m someone you used to know. Pretty well, in fact. We had some good conversations. We saw eye to eye on all the important things. We laughe...

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Kevin L @eusoukevin.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

I like Wanderhome so much, I pitched in a little for the author’s bottom surgery. Maybe you want to too? (Also check out her games.)

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Erika Chappell 🏳️‍⚧️ Stop Asking For STLs @opensketchbook.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Okay, instructions: For each subchart, roll 1d6. Then, roll once on each chart with a d66 (1d6 for the tens place, 1d6 for the ones place) to get your bonus nonsense PLEASE post your results. bonus if you come up with the associated light novel title

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

damn dude that sucks for you unfortunately this is fucking hilarious

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How bad is this on a scale of 1 to 100
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Just now
95 out of 100.
This is catastrophic. Here's why it's a 95:
Data Loss Impact (40 points):
• 1,206 executives = months of

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Kevin L @eusoukevin.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

Thanks for the promotion! I have now borrowed it through Kindle Unlimited.

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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Well alrighty then

A job application with the following sections.
1) Do you agree to take part in an Al-driven interview process? (Next step: a call with our Al assistant Sara)
Yes or no.

2)You are forbidden from using third-party software for résumé generation or optimization-including Al, machine learning, and any other writing support.
Your résumé must be written solely by you.
To proceed, please type exactly the following statement, including your legal first and last name:
I AGREE UNDER THE LAW TO THIS STATEMENT - [YOUR FIRST AND LAST NAME]
This input is required.

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no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

applying for jobs again

screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.

it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

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Kevin L @eusoukevin.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Adoro a frase “look at our esquerda bruh”. Eu gosto da mistura das idiomas. (Por favor, perdoa o meu mal português. Eu sigo vc em parte para praticar.)

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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

But that illusion has found an audience that doesn't merely want to be tricked, they have seen a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat and are now dedicating their lives to speculating on the complex ecology that must exist inside the hat to support the rabbits inside, the magician be damned.

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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

if a mysterious woman in a trench coat told me to come with her to The Sanctuary because there in her Garden of Lust she could unlock the secrets of my body I would go with her which is why I always go to the bar with a friend because that's something I'd probably want a second opinion on

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/05/2025

"It just really comes as a shock that such accomplished intellectuals, who’ve spent their entire careers pushing the upper bounds of human achievement, could be judgy about a machine that runs the entirety of human imagination through a shredder and glues together what comes out."

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A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine

Hey team. It’s your CEO. I know your time is valuable, so I’ll cut right to the chase: It’s come to my attention that some of you have been bad-mou...

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Kevin L @eusoukevin.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I love the phrase “verbally bullying linear algebra into a corner of high-dimensional space.”

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

has anyone else noticed the economy line has a Z-axis now?

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

you can destroy your life in a few years by getting way too into jogging or weed or a person. just depends on who you are. the key is letting yourself get hooked on the right things and avoiding the wrong ones

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Being able to accept that something is fucked up *before* it happens to you personally, is basically the whole litmus test of not being an absolute asshole. The closer the fucked up thing needs to get to affecting you, personally, before you believe it, the bigger an asshole you are.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/03/2025

1. Would you rather have a career or a family? 2. Would you rather be perceived as likable or competent? 3. Would you rather be told to smile or to calm down?

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17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself

1. Would you rather have a career or a family? 2. Would you rather be perceived as likable or competent? 3. Would you rather be told to...

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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 05/02/2025

sorry if you're finding out that chocolatey filling isn't chocolate in this way, but better late than never www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

T-Rex: The Goose That Laid The Golden Eggs: a famous fairy tale! Dude famously gets a goose that lays gold eggs!

T-Rex: Or DOES he?!

T-Rex: Because I'm a savvy customer, and I've been ripped off too many times before not to know the VERY important difference between "chocolate filling" and "chocolatEY filling."
T-Rex: The first is chocolate, and the second is cheap artificial crap that's just there to fool you!

Utahraptor: My God. The goose always laid goldEN eggs, not gold eggs!
T-Rex: EGG-sactly.

T-Rex: They weren't gold! Plus, folks'll be like "oh, why'd you paint this otherwise normal goose egg to make it golden? I'm making an omelette and so I only care about the egg's contents, so I won't pay extra for this." They're worth one eggsworth, and that is IT!

Off panel: So dude selling her eggs as if they're solid gold is the TRUE villain of the story!
T-Rex: ...Though he kills the goose out of greed at the end of it, so I guess he always was.
Off panel: Still!
T-Rex: Still!!

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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Men: Ugh I struggle to even finish a book anymore my attention span is so cooked Women: It's called A Field of Fury & Roses and it's the prequel to A Palace of Thorns which I enjoyed almost as much as its sequel, A Maze of Mist & Fire. Each book is 800 pages of inter-species elven smut

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Kevin L @eusoukevin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Theatre people, is the correct response to “Evac order lifted”: “Thank you, evac.” “Thank you, order.” “Thank you, evac order.” “Thank you, lifted.” Or something else? I assume there is a rule for which is the key part to repeat.

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Kevin L @eusoukevin.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

The version that cuts away from Musk’s “Roman salute” shows audience members doing it back, BTW.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

*sees a massive series of fires that get worse every year* Me: huh I wonder if this is because of cli- Internet demon: the Clitoris yes, women in charge of fire response Me: I also think its because of cap- Internet demon: capital hill sex tunnels yes, that is where the dry timber is

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Kevin L @eusoukevin.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

My first guess is that showing up wandless is just a big faux pas, like showing up to court in flip-flops and short shorts.

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Kevin L @eusoukevin.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Is the wand an offering, or is it just expected that everyone of importance had a wand as part of their outfit?

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Someone brought their baby to see Nosferatu Every now and then he’d yell or squeal, and for a second, I’d be like, “Man, Robert Eggers has gone really weird with the sound design for this one”

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