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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 9h
no more rectangle
four panel comic of a person laying on a bed playing switch. in panel 1, the cat is peeking over the bed. in panel 2, the cat squeezes under the switch. in panel 3, she sticks her head out and says "no more rectangle." in panel 4, she says "only rosemary"
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 21h
what the fuck
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Kate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've been wondering what's actually up here for a while + you're not going to believe this but the answer is, once again, private equity. www.avclub.com/shout-factor...
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Shout! Factory put old "lost" TV directly into fans' hands—until one day it didn't
Shout! Factory put old "lost" TV directly into fans' hands—until one day it didn't
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Esser-Z @esser-z.bsky.social · 13h
A man walks into the doctor's office and tells the receptionist he's been so depressed lately. The receptionist says "sorry, the doctor can't see you." "Man, not again" says John Cena
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Esser-Z @esser-z.bsky.social · 13h
A dog goes into the doctor and says "doc, you gotta help, I've been so depressed lately." The doctor says "I know what will cheer you up. The good boy Pagliacci is in town. He always makes me feel better." The dog says "you're right, doc, I AM a good boy!"
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SirTidehunter115 (comms open) @tide115.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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JBR @jetblackraider.itch.io · 04/10/2026
Commorragh working as a real city is so important 2 my heart
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why does he look like he’s in Star Trek TNG here
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BG3 talk: Halsin is actually an indispensable companion because you need one body you don't care about that you can use as an Orrin sacrifice to buy you time to do all the awesome side content in Act 3 at your leisure instead of racing to do a rescue like you would if it was anyone else
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/10/2026
look if the Red Sox are going to be out of the postseason there’s nothing quite like Yankees schadenfreude to sustain us
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CTHUEL HURAMCHEK 🎃 @greaterrealityarea.net · 25/09/2026
DYLAN: "Zoe. I'm at the field hospital. It's... not looking good." ZOE: "Shit. Is there anyone alive?" DYLAN: "There's someone here, at the front desk." ZOE: "And the staff?" DYLAN: "One doctor. He's okay. Just distressed." ZOE: "And the civilians?" DYLAN: "Only one. A woman on a bed. She's crying."
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 04/10/2026
My wife and @shoshabosh.bsky.social are making me watch Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and I had to rewind because what is the woman TALKING about. Flamingos don’t even give birth. They’re BIRDS.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/10/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Going Postal
Moist had worked hard at his profession and considered himself pretty good at it, but if he had been wearing his hat, he would have taken it off right now. He was in the presence of a master. He could feel it in the hand, see it in that one commanding eye. Were things otherwise, he would have humbly begged to be taken on as an apprentice, scrub the man’s floors, cook his food, just to sit at the feet of greatness and learn how to do the three-card trick using whole banks. If Moist was any judge, any judge at all, the man in front of him was the biggest fraud he’d ever met. And he advertised it. That was . . . style. The pirate curls, the eyepatch, even the damn parrot. Twelve and a half percent, for heaven’s sake, didn’t anyone spot that? He told them what he was, and they laughed and loved him for it. It was breathtaking. If Moist von Lipwig had been a career killer, it would have been like meeting a man who’d devised a way to destroy civilizations.
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Rosie Amy 🏳️‍⚧️ @comicsamy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Fullmetal Mean Girls Day, to all who celebrate.
Shot from Fullmetal Alchemist.
Edward's opened watch with "Don't Forget 3.Oct.10" engraved on the inside. Shot from Mean Girls.
Cady (Lindsay Lohan) sat in a class and telling the boy in front of her "It's October 3rd"
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Duggertron @duggertron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I did a Beast War Reposts appreciated as ever #transformers #beastwars #transformersart
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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Esser-Z @esser-z.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bleach really messed up by making the lead Ichigo instead of Kenpachi TBH
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey guys! I'm Burke, he's Hare, and before we get into today's unboxing video, we just wanna talk a little about today's sponsor, Surfshark
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026
Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And once again, real harms imposed on real people must be set aside until after real damage is done in order to privilege the unproven right of Trump to impose those harms
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Grant White @grantwhite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Doing public service on Bluesky by sharing this teaser for the new Kyle Gordon song which drops tomorrow:
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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The snails They destroyed their cage Yes YES The snails are out
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
meanwhile on reddit: OP's brother can't find an attorney willing to represent him in his case where he tried to kill his last attorney
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u/weddingcake34 • 2d
Criminal Defender Attorneys Refusing to take
My Brothers Case
Criminal Law
Location:
I'm not condoning my brothers actions but just tryin to figure out some options. My brother was arrested for felony assault causing injury against his criminal defense attorney in another misdemeanor case. The attorney is a pretty well known attorney in the area I guess. Now we are finding that other lawyers wont take his case which I understand is his fsult but what are our options if he is found too financially stable to get a public one? He has been in custody for months.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Movie recommendation for tonight, Kung Fu Hustle I'm always adamant that the best parodies have a love of what they're parodying, and nowhere is this more evident than Stephen Chow's glorious and manic send up of Kung Fu movies. It's impossible to not have fun watching this.
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Comedic Slipper Whooping Showdown
Alt: Comedic Slipper Whooping Showdown
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This all needs to be illegal
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
really enjoying this gif. please, join me for a drink
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Foxnoctom @foxnoctom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let's go exploring!
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Tom Shapira @tomshaps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So funny that Larry Hama got someone at Hasbro to sign-up on this script for their Toy Soldier Commercial Comics
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 23/09/2026
Had an "Old Man Yells at Cloud" moment about restaurants not putting where the fuck they are on their Instagram pages
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/09/2026
please...for my birthday...like to charge, repost to cast...
tmnt logo saying this could be the day it happens
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 26/09/2026
brother ignatz where the hell did you get those sausages from
this bittern's got way too many snausages
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Esser-Z @esser-z.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bisexual Crash Dummies! 🎶
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of the worst things about streaming with ads is no humans appear to be in charge of placing the ad breaks. Even shows which originally had ad breaks, where there was an obvious break in the narrative for it, don't have the ad breaks put in those places now
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026
Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation
Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s forbidden content but i have watched this video of the AI songs a man made for his mistress after murdering his wife being played in court maybe 20 times today. It is one of the most compelling things i have ever seen
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 26/09/2026
Danielle Smith has lost the mandate of heaven
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Jim Milligan @chronopunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New logo generator dropped. You know what to do. pixelframe.design/cyberpunk-20...
A yellow square with the words “Fix Your Hearts Or Die” emblazoned across it using the same visual language as the Cyberpunk 2077 logo.
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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it is actually a problem that employers are Like This, job market, all that, but I wouldn't actually want to work somewhere that automatically dq's applicants if they brought a mundane drink that would be acceptable to consume while working
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's been a big problem in Project Zomboid modding lately where people are vibecoding assets which, in a game with Sims 2 graphics, have an absurd number of polygons. Like bam, a 2 million polygon coffee cup, in a game with again, Sims 2 graphics. www.reddit.com/r/projectzom...
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From the projectzomboid community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the projectzomboid community
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Esser-Z @esser-z.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Given the proclivities of many trans women, someone could make bank by combining laser hair removal with being a dominatrix
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