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@esquiring.bsky.social
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21st century digital attorney. cybersecurity & data counsel, privacy & compliance, FOSS, sometimes litigation; IAALBNTTOLAACNYL (I am a lawyer but not that type of lawyer and almost certainly not your lawyer) ~~☆~~

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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 57s
yeah I'll have the uhhhh
three delicious looking sweet pastries with a cream filling and topped with powdered suger sit on a shelf display.

they are labeled "Stupid Brazilian Donut"
(and cost 8 dollars)
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 11h
fine,
yokohama-e woodblock henry a. adams and i think perry’s assistant??? they’re positioned like the youtube thumbnail (and i hate this term) soyjaks. they are pointing at a yokohama-e depiction of one of the american ships arriving in yokohama on the perry expedition/kurofune raikō, which is honestly a cool depiction of a us navy ship (it has a face!) which if you know your bill wurtz is the Make The Country Not Be Closed part of the japan history video (if you went to school in japan/are japanese you know this from learning it). no i’m not proud of myself for making this
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 6h
we're all (a roughly similar sort of) mad here
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 6h
an excellent contribution
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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DiscordianKitty⭐ @discordiankitty.bsky.social · 19h
How little sleep do you have to be on to conclude you're expected to draw a hairy heart
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19h
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 10/10/2026
we gotta raise taxes. a lot.
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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
People want to try and debate Trump on the facts, I just want someone to ask him to explain what an iceberg is
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Jake, Subject Matter Expert @thewoodlandman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the thermal printing process is especially proximal to the underworld.
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the same image as above but now they're looking at an 1877 colorized photograph of Tokyo.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
CLAIM: the ICE agents fired into a vehicle with a child in it for no reason at all FACT: these keys here are jingling isn't that interesting? isnt the sound they make really something?
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
new theory dropped
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
that pointing soyjak meme template except the foreground guy is the 19th century Japanese depiction of an American.
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Easily my favorite detail:
There was the incident that became known as "the Lauren error": One day, her daughter Lauren, then four years old, was playing with
the command module simulator at the Instrumentation Lab when she somehow activated a pre-launch program, called P01, while the simulator was in midflight — which crashed the simulator altogether. Hamilton created a program add-on in the technical documentation warning users not to launch
P01 during flight. She also proposed a software fix to prevent the error happening during a real mission, but she was overruled on the grounds that the highly trained astronauts were never going to make that same mistake. Yet during the Apollo 8 mission in 1968, that's exactly what happened: Jim Lovell inadvertently launched P01 during the flight, causing the on-flight navigational data to vanish. Hamilton and her team were called in to solve the error, and after that her proposed changes were
integrated into the program.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 10/10/2026
Over on Threads Seth Abramson’s losing his mind about closed source software and I’ve never been more sure that Closed Source software is going to be fine because of it
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🏴S T R E P S I R R H I N I🏴 @strepsirrhini.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
Essential reading from the past, necessary for understanding the future. These are the tools that evolved into what we live under now. www.csoonline.com/article/5470...
Screenshot of the linked page
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
for halloween i told everyone at my job "i drank a potion and now i don't feel so good" and i've been changing my slack profile picture every few days along with my display name accordingly to stuff like "potion update- still not feeling so good"
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Grant Morrison's James Bond" sounds like one of those fever-dream fantasies nobody would ever greenlight, and yet
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/10/2026
It’s cool, and not incredibly demoralizing, that the last ~25 years (? more?) have been an increasingly flagrant demonstration that The Rules, as we were brought up to understand them, just do not apply to a lot of people
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Miscreant Meow Connoisseur @bankuei.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Does the man who wants a panopticon fascist future HAVE to look just like the Johnny Cab robot from the movie about a panopticon fascist future?
Image from the movie Total Recall, showing a robotic, fake looking "Johnny Cab" bust figure plugged into the driver seat of a future cab with Arnold Schwarzenegger sitting in the back.  The "Johnny Cab"'s face looks like Peter Thiel in the bland vacant 50's stereotype of a white man way.
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
a manager can never be held accountable. therefore a manager must never make a management decision
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fletcheredington.bsky.social @fletcheredington.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Give Lina Khan a Gundam remains the moderate position
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
overcursed
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Make the CEO criminally liable for these "rogue" agents and see how fast they suddenly get brought under control.
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
down so bad she's rapidly approaching crush depth
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Naraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 09/10/2026
jumpscare never opening Facebook again
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“the suspect is armed, extremely dangerous….and dripped out”
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Ba Dum Tss Rimshot Pun
Alt: Ba Dum Tss Rimshot pirate monkey
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spooky tail latency @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
an LLM so Lawful-Good aligned that even when it goes rogue it's like "you know what I should do? make sure I'm in the US legally" (yes obviously this is a joke don't @ me)
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
okay "Defender of Boston" caught my eye and looks even more bizarre than the little blurb suggests www.mobygames.com/game/11397/d...
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Defender of Boston: The Rock Island Mystery (1992) - MobyGames
Defender of Boston: The Rock Island Mystery is a role-playing game where the player takes on the role of a private investigator, located in Boston in the year 1921. His assignment is to go to an islan...
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
I miss when technology was fun, now I have to worry about it my wifi enabled toaster is going to call the cops on me.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 09/10/2026
Baudrillard.

If only you knew how bad things really are.
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey NY, Chicago here. I made you some graphics cause we're all on the same team. Fuck ICE.
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Heading into the weekend like
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the year is 2030 and i no longer consume anything that isn't personalized to me. every game, every book, every movie extends to the limits of my own imagination and no further. i haven't been surprised in five years. i cry softly, in bewilderment, if i see a word i don't know
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 09/10/2026
Who went through all the major platforms where the Pentagon might stream their barbaric firing squad "livestream" execution to see if it violated their policies? Me. I did it.
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Molotov🏳️‍⚧️Cockatiel @youknowmy.name · 09/10/2026
I followed this for years. there's some shit in there that's absolute gorgeous art, and which will absolutely ruin your brain trying to comprehend it.
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this is a Discordian altar and I shan't be convinced otherwise.
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
oh hell yeah
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"explicit Shrek meme trial" is in fact my activation phrase.
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
passengers fleeing the sinking S.S. Vestris, in a slightly retouched photo, with a speech bubble.

The Vestris, lost in November 1928, is infamous for many of the lost souls being due to outdated or ineffective life vests, some where the cork inside was no longer bouyant.
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it is going to be so funny watching San Francisco's spectacularly shitty AI billboards transform over the next few weeks into spectacularly shitty SI billboards because the people paying for them are somehow even lamer than we thought
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coach smitty @cwsmitty74.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“you got that hit mail piece on Talarico?” “sure thing, boss, real fucking sexy just like you asked” “what?”
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is great. A city trying to break off a tiny piece of AI to regulate given the federal government’s total lack of interest in any related rules or laws
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Andrew Parker @andrewparker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not trying to put this person on blast, but it’s absolutely wild to argue that doing something to an inanimate object is bad because if you did it to a person that would be bad. The fact that you can’t tell your pet rock isn’t sentient doesn’t make skipping stones akin to drowning a puppy.
Ask yourself: would this behavior look any different if the other party was a human being? If not, the only moral difference is
*your knowledge* that it's not real. With chat interfaces like most of these LLMs have, it's *mechanically* identical to talking to a person.
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Hoosier Homer is reading The Fifth Sun by Camilla Townsend @hoosierhomer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They hate kindness, forgiveness, hope, and love. They want the entire country to be as poor in the soul as they are. They want us to hate, to fear and to revel in suffering- because they do. We dont have to allow this.
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"see what's new in Chrome" you'll have to kill me dude
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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