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Tana

@tanasimensis.bsky.social
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Poom. Sometimes an Ethiopian wolf 40. He/they Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo. Sometimes I have thoughts. 18+ only. I horny post. PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com sofurry.com/u/TanaSimensis

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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 13h
When do pooms get a month :/
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Miyazaki sitting next to a table. It contained a cat laying down but I have superimposed a napping puma on it. He says "look how carefree she looks. You have no schedule"
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yea they do 😏
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Genuinely, this is what bothers me the most, it's fundamentally changed my relationship with art where I'm greeting it initially with skepticism and scrutiny, I never want to feel that way about art.
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Doogl @okdoogl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Create an account to purchase..." *close tab*
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brian talking to a wolf looking angel asking "am I dead?"

The figure says "yeah bro you tried to Out Pizza The Hut"
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ope. Must be cougar mating season cause I have been RILED up all weekend thinking about making more Cougs. 🥴
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Mick's Not So Secret Eclair @mickeytheretriever.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Harold and Taylor belong to @dotts.bsky.social
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All but one of the five cats I've had were taken in from the outside by folks. Know what none of them wanted anything to do with*? Going outside. They're all like "nah it sucks out there" *fletch used to like to frolic in the snow a bit so I'd go out with him a couple times per winter.
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🔞 Bug 🐌 @snailerpark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can't believe this creature is real.
Same as above but zoomed out a bit and he's grooming his chest
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why is his belly fur so pretty? Spots AND stripes?!
Underside of a tabby cat. It is white in areas, tan in others, and has black spots.
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
UwU what's this
Very old art of bunny version of me. It never caught on
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think it's funny that the big tea companies out of Britain have names that start with T Twinings, Taylor's, Tetley
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How bad could a one dollar one gram preroll be?...
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I had to use an inverse tangent and long form math at work the other day and I'm still upset about that.
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How is it that I've had 5 cats and not one of them would get hissy about belly touches. Two were pretty lukewarm on the idea but they'd let you. Meanwhile so many other cats will like, murder you at the mere suggestion of such an act, even to their cat parents. 🤷
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Oh so that's the ship everyone is always talking about.
A drawing of HMS Theseus (1896)
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
My only aspiration in life and I'll never achieve it.
Black and white photo of a ship captain holding a cat
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Amy Mode Activated 🪷 ᓚᘏᗢ ಇ. @activateamymode.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes. This.
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Not everyone can be a fuckable ungulate for you"

Puma arms crossed and upset sticker
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I wish I could put my hand on my brain and rub it like a horse's snout and say "shhhh shhhh it's okay girl yeah you're alright girl shh shh nice and easy" then feed it a sugar cube
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Press to activate cat
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Press to activate cat
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was a Santa Claus lap crier as a little kid and had to be told the truth at like 4 or 5 years old cause I was terrified of him
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I propose we drain Lake Michigan and move it to where Ohio is, creating Lake Ohio. This will benefit Michigan to Wisconsin travel and also eliminate Ohio. I see no downsides.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is how she asks for pets
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bread and circuses except the circus now has a pay wall and you can no longer afford the bread.
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
6 months ago I stopped drinking and hey, I somehow made it 6 months xD
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is how she asks for pets
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did my cat write this?
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cat who tries playing guitar but keeps accidentally clawing the strings
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
give this camera operator a hefty raise for this one lol
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kittens are so cute, am I right? I'm glad you agree! ...I can give you some if you want
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sometimes Reddit still has it
Brain dead looking Mitch McConnell. It is titled "Lions Defense"
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah the allegations that I'm actually a cat are slowly being confirmed.
am going to go absolutely insane. I grabbed one of those weird things of canned molasses bread while at the gas station yesterday. I can't find it. I know I had it in the car cause I remember it rolling around on the seat. But it's nowhere to be found. Looked all over in the car.
Looked in every room and cupboard. Looked in the fridge and freezer in case I was being dumb.
Just went through the trashl've been looking on and off since a bit after I got up lol
I found it!!
Now tell the class where it was!
••• 4:58 PM J/
4:58 PM J/
...on the coffee table right in front of me
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Pulsar @pulsarbird.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every Millennial was given one of these
Sketch of a hand holding a business card. It has 10 slots labeled "once in a lifetime event". Seven of them are punched out. The center of the card reads: one free Armageddon with completed card
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🌟Skai🌟 was @ EF @skiaskai.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
’What can I make for you?’
Deer bartender pouring a drink from a shaker looking at someone with flirty eyes 
Lockscreen commission
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
God I'm a nerd. I just went looking for biography books on quartermaster general Meigs who I think is an unsung civil war hero and because I think logistics are neat. (Found one btw)
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Post a picture from your locale to scare a republican.
Middle eastern bakery
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🥳
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Lord Fenrir 🔜 Howloween 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @lordfenrir.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mmm. Expensive slippery juice.
Underside of a car during an oil change.
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was just trying to find Castro district :/ this is homophobia www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_yk...
youtube.com
Mountain lion sprints away in San Francisco Outer Sunset neighborhood before being captured
YouTube video by KPIX | CBS NEWS BAY AREA
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
In my pajamas and on a leash. In my happy space.
A puma wearing diamond pattern pajamas looking out a balcony at some snow
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Can you claim squatters rights on an abandoned 19th century star fortress?
Outer walls of a fort Entrance to inner ring of fort Fort barracks taken from vantage of rampart Entrance to lower defenses
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