Sign in

Esopterodactyl

@esopterodactyl.bsky.social
268 followers 530 following 778 posts

I was made for this sewer, baby, and I am the king! 🟠🟢🔵 👉 boxd.it/8onFn

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Dan Clyne @danclyne.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The President debuted his new song “Our Love Makes It Like Heaven” to the nation tonight. He warned that the lyrics were a work in progress but says it will really come alive once he can get a full band involved
113114
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
/Walking past Tom Wilkinson's character from Michael Clayton carrying 100 baguettes and muttering to himself on an alley in Tribeca "Hey how's it going?"
1439320
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Siskel and Ebert Bot @siskel-ebert-bot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Speed (1994) Director: Jan de Bont Cast: Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, Sandra Bullock, Joe Morton, Jeff Daniels Watch Review wp / ltrbox
A screen capture from the Siskel and Ebert Show reviewing the movie Speed. Ebert gave it a thumbs up.
 Siskel gave it a thumbs up.
1478
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
going back in time to beat the shit out of joan didion before she could write ‘we tell ourselves stories in order to live’
829317
Esopterodactyl @esopterodactyl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
-Five For Fighting (2000)
000
Esopterodactyl @esopterodactyl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
000
Esopterodactyl @esopterodactyl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The next Looney Tunes movie has to be a “What’s Opera Doc?” version of this
130
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
61101952830
Esopterodactyl @esopterodactyl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I recently saw a letter from a good friend of my dad’s, written when the military had just come to power. While the letter touched on living conditions and the wave of repression that had been unleashed, a good chunk of it was him going off about how much he hated this movie. A true cinéaste.
000
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
8354211209
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026
freak the fuck out and panic sell everything righgt now. its fucking over
243063476
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
375084956
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
10085581486
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
[FULL METAL JACKET] Here’s a director who has been insulated from American life for more than two decades, and he proceeds to define the American crisis of the century. (1987)
0485
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Clark Westerfeld @broomerror.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Teenage Wasteland? Is Trump using Limewire?
0102
Esopterodactyl @esopterodactyl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Another boomer brain defeated by their iPhone
1272
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ROBERTCAROHEADS, I’M ASKING YOU TO STAND BACK AND STAND BY
2405
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
186151352695
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026
ANDRE: And it was transcendent. Nintendo’s ever done anything like it. Wally, you’ll love it, assuming it’s ever released of course. WALLACE: That’s incredible. Incredible. [PAUSE] What other games did your uncle show you? [WAITER BRINGS THE WINE]
974996
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Season 5 / Episode 13
320936
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I just scrolled to the ingredients
0113
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/heat...
Whole class cheering after Bart says the line
4906114
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13/09/2026
The whole class looking at Bart waiting for him to “Say the line”
91057154
Esopterodactyl @esopterodactyl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I do want to believe this, but when you’ve seen the last two Dem administrations respectively pass on GWOT prosecutions in the name of “looking forward” and reducing J6 accountability to kabuki theater for MSNBC-addled boomers, then you know it’ll take more than you can imagine to Make That Dog Hunt
130
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Art P. Hough @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
021
Esopterodactyl @esopterodactyl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This issue was their flu game
000
Esopterodactyl @esopterodactyl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Voting for the candidate who makes filling out the Calvin’s Dad Apology Form part of the tax code
010
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Pictures of Nixon @picturesofnixon.com · 11/09/2026
071
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Unfolding my iPhone to show you a Meta Glasses recording of my final divorce proceedings
282565349
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nations’ Cigar Smokers Announce Plans to Look Stupid and Smell Like Shit thehardtimes.net/culture/nati...
thehardtimes.net
Nations’ Cigar Smokers Announce Plans to Look Stupid and Smell Like Shit
SARATOGA SPRINGS, N.Y — Local cigar smoker Charles Morley and his group of male friends who look and act exactly like him... Continue this tale
19115
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sep 9th - "Tomorrow's already the tenth". The Dude finds out about his landlord's dance quintet. He later visits the other Jeffrey Lebowski, the millionaire, who tells The Dude that Bunny Lebowski had been kidnapped. 📽️📅 The Big Lebowski (1998)
3 Screenshots from the movie "The Big Lebowski" (1998): First, a man in a blue athletic shirt stands on an outdoor stairway with sneakers scattered beside him, captioned "Dude, tomorrow's already the tenth." Second, Jeff Bridges as The Dude, wearing a robe and sneakers, sprawls dramatically on a rug inside a cluttered living room, with the subtitle "Well, we would very much like to see you. Thank you. It's Brandt." Third, a ransom-style note made of cut-out letters is held by hand, reading phrases like "We have bunny," "gather one million," "Funny stuff."
36128
Esopterodactyl @esopterodactyl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
010
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
Happy Labor Day, comrades
Miles O'Brien from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine speaking of his ancestor "He was more than a hero.  He was a union man."
21135473
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 07/09/2026
The Bedr
& The Second
Best of
cartalk
Starring Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers
1575179
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day
21148237
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 07/09/2026
A friend sent this to me.
man in a flat cap
In those days, the Internet was in black and white.
It was only on for three hours a day.
We used to get dressed up in our Sunday best to log onto it.
221544269
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Vintage Jerseys & Hats @polyesterunis.com · 07/09/2026
Bill "Spaceman" Lee, circa 1980 Montreal #Expos #Baseball
1733122
Esopterodactyl @esopterodactyl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Is a delayed Labor Day flight out of the airport named after the man who busted the air traffic controllers union too on the nose? Answers, please, on the back of a postcard
001
Esopterodactyl @esopterodactyl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
All-time MLB cribbage head
010
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"You're neither. You're an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill."
The horror
411817
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 04/09/2026
1567
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Joel Calahan @joelcalahan.com · 04/09/2026
[Peggy Hill reading her Boggle list] I hope you don't mind, but I only used words that appear in Pere Ubu lyrics.
0385
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sep 3rd 1965 - After running away, Sam Shakusky (Jared Gilman) met up with Suzy Bishop (Kara Hayward)... and her cat. 📽️📅 Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
3 Screenshots from the movie "Moonrise Kingdom" (2012): First, a boy in a yellow scout uniform and raccoon hat walks through tall golden grass, seen through the circular view of binoculars. Second, a wide shot of a grassy field with trees in the distance, the boy on the right carrying gear and a girl in pink on the left walking toward him. Third, the boy and girl stand together in the field with a yellow suitcase and picnic basket, the boy holding a map while the girl holds flowers, both preparing for their journey.
0398
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Robin Sevakis @jadedsketch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wile E. Coyote is doing a reddit AMA right now for Coyote vs ACME and strictly answering through signs, and it's genius.
Wile E Coyote in an office, pointing to a sign he's holding that reads "WE CANNOT JUDGE OUR WORTH ON THE WORK OF OTHERS"
5386191932
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
*cake voice*
112025
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 02/09/2026
0445
Esopterodactyl @esopterodactyl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
SETH MOULTON’S POLITICAL CAREER IS DEAD AND THE RED SOX WILD CARD BERTH IS ALIVE
000
Esopterodactyl @esopterodactyl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Get wrecked, transphobic hijo de mil putas
010
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you're still in line to vote for Seth Moulton STAY IN LINE, THERE IS A GAS LEAK IN YOUR HOUSE
0989
Reposted by Esopterodactyl
Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s the “I never wear my seat belt” thing that still really gets me defector.com/bill-simmons...
defector.com
Bill Simmons Is De-Apexing | Defector
It’s been an eventful year for Ringer founder and podcast host Bill Simmons. He ended 2025 and began 2026 at a peak in popularity, thanks to his performance on a podcast titled “Bill’s 50 Most Rewatch...
4826422