Reposted by Elizaemily s. @emily.news · 18/06/2026UI means user interface and UX means user exerface 452435431
Reposted by ElizaRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I've decided to reframe my self-indulgent behavior as part of a vast and timeless battle against pain and human suffering. so when i sleep for eleven hours, I'm not being lazy and undisciplined, I'm striking a blow in the global struggle against injustice. 321780145
Reposted by ElizaIt's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡) 2461150
Reposted by Elizajosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Maybe it's maybelline.. but perhaps it's perhapselline 202007442
Reposted by ElizaSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/04/2026VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie] 4958961550
Reposted by ElizaJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/04/2026the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there 705105947
Reposted by ElizaWelcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Does chanting from ancient tomes written in prehuman languages count as reading? 921673
Reposted by ElizaNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 11/04/2026One of the Artemis astronauts stood up immediately after splashdown and started collecting his carryon bags even though he was seated in the back row of the capsule. 273818487
Reposted by ElizaRachel W. Martin @rwmartin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written and I think it’s important to credit our sources. 02525592
Reposted by Elizathank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 10/04/2026me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all 123266755
Reposted by ElizaNick Slawicz @ellingtonelms.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually. 5479721845
Reposted by ElizaJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 02/04/2026"i have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working." The Astronauts truly representing us all up there. 11959081423
Reposted by ElizaDanielle Blake @abradacabla.bsky.social · 02/04/2026In space no one can hear you Teams. 121823280
Reposted by ElizaSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 29/03/2026SESAME STREET EXEC 1: kids love bright colours, so how about a bunch of humanoid puppets in red, green, blue, orange, yellow SESAME STREET EXEC 2: ooh what if the yellow one had a head like a banana? SESAME STREET EXEC 1: I love it, yes. banana head DIVERSITY HIRE GOTH: there should be a vampire 162124456
Reposted by Eliza Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Seen tacked to a community board on my walk 90119783518
Reposted by Elizaweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example: ❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK ✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole 443873923
Reposted by Elizamerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 15/03/2026friend: remember being kids and playing outside all summer me: yeah and how we all had a secret personal mantra we would constantly repeat to ourselves to ward off bad things from happening friend: what me: i mean how we all had water guns 545243
Reposted by ElizaThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/03/2026Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are theonion.com/trump-mitch-mcconnell-… 835306749
Reposted by ElizaKevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 08/03/2026we have saved daylight but at what cost 502441421
Reposted by ElizaOregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Branch manager branching out 161310348
Reposted by ElizaRachel Charlton-Dailey @rachelcdailey.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather 423324997
Reposted by ElizaFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026mike tyson's full name is mike thank you son 121025173
Reposted by Elizamark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art. 202324373
Reposted by ElizaOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 23/02/2026have to endorse this important message. the mango flavor distribution runs from "mild upgrade on cantalope" to "proof of the existence and boundless love of God" 882255318
Reposted by ElizaKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 09/02/2026When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts 190102621330
Reposted by ElizaWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 04/02/2026This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10 451254834045
Reposted by ElizaWelcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 02/02/2026*me, playing a stupid game* yeah but I bet the prizes are really smart though 0339137
Reposted by Elizaxarph @xar.ph · 23/01/2026We got kpop demon hunters and bluegrass vampire hunters the same year and they were both excellent 1345
Reposted by ElizaSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 22/01/2026I had no idea they had that kind of technologytheguardian.comScientists discover emperor penguin colony in Antarctica using satellite imagesColony of about 500 birds seen in remote region where they face existential threat due to global heating 191083130
Reposted by ElizaJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 22/01/2026It's Tetris. The answer is Tetris 21558
Reposted by ElizaMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/01/2026it’s a real triumph of the human spirit when you’re still able to cry despite being on multiple mood stabilizers 28102771
Reposted by ElizaJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 15/01/2026oh I'm cooked? I'm washed? well joke's on you. cooking and washing are important household chores and I take them as a compliment. 1691124
Reposted by ElizaLiV!!! (cmm open!) @livousart.bsky.social · 09/01/2026spider punk #BRart #art 2747791397
Reposted by Elizamankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 09/01/2026"lock in" sorry but i'm so locked out i haven't even started the questline to get attuned 2794
Reposted by ElizaWelcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Unfortunately, my New Year's Resolution is 240p 1270101
Reposted by ElizaSoren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 27/12/2025They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab 3870431849
Reposted by ElizaWelcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Happy birthday, if it's your birthday. If it's not your birthday, please print this out and look at it on the right date. 528791
Reposted by ElizaWelcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Tonight’s the night we disguise ourselves and threaten our neighbors for candy! 318046
Eliza @eslyce.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Oh my god your coaxing voice/technique is so similar to my middle school/high school best friend's! 030
Reposted by ElizaBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/08/2025All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives 303485770
Reposted by ElizaMarjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 21/09/2025Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart 202803906
Reposted by ElizaRick Riordan @rickriordan.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Started my morning giving some notes on one of our scripts. I got to read some dam jokes. They were dam good. IYKYK 025616
Reposted by Elizamankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 16/09/2025garlic??? vampires should be allergic to a vegetable that sucks. i vote celery 2819325
![laminated flyer pushpinned to a community board. we see a photo of a coyote, and the text reads:
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG?
[photo of a coyote]
DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE.
OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???:
—NO ACTION REQUIRED
—IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!)
-HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT
-LET HER COOK
—NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL GET OVER YOURSELF BABE;)
—KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS
-(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY)
—YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bzvkcciljsphlgnk7iraf26t/bafkreib6gagplfpduin7jjpqa7lo2zvoe72gjycjdkrngtsxhyfytzoypa)
