Sign in

Eliza

@eslyce.bsky.social
58 followers 36 following 22 posts

💜🤍🩶🖤

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Eliza
emily s. @emily.news · 18/06/2026
UI means user interface and UX means user exerface
452435431
Reposted by Eliza
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I've decided to reframe my self-indulgent behavior as part of a vast and timeless battle against pain and human suffering. so when i sleep for eleven hours, I'm not being lazy and undisciplined, I'm striking a blow in the global struggle against injustice.
321780145
Reposted by Eliza
It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
2461150
Reposted by Eliza
Li Chen @exocomics.com · 11/05/2026
treasure
2646931002
Reposted by Eliza
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Maybe it's maybelline.. but perhaps it's perhapselline
202007442
Reposted by Eliza
Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
4958961550
Reposted by Eliza
Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there
705105947
Reposted by Eliza
Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Does chanting from ancient tomes written in prehuman languages count as reading?
921673
Reposted by Eliza
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
One of the Artemis astronauts stood up immediately after splashdown and started collecting his carryon bags even though he was seated in the back row of the capsule.
273818487
Reposted by Eliza
Rachel W. Martin @rwmartin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written and I think it’s important to credit our sources.
02525592
Reposted by Eliza
thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all
123266755
Reposted by Eliza
Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
There is no McTry.
A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.
368222043731
Reposted by Eliza
Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
That’s Smee in the corner
famous music video with first mate schee in the corner
5752021008
Reposted by Eliza
Nick Slawicz @ellingtonelms.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.
A 'Dinosaur Smarties' Easter egg.
5479721845
Reposted by Eliza
John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"i have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working." The Astronauts truly representing us all up there.
11959081423
Reposted by Eliza
Danielle Blake @abradacabla.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
In space no one can hear you Teams.
121823280
Reposted by Eliza
Mitch Wolfe @whrwlfthrwlf85v.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Keanu Reeves as John Wick in John Wick 4
2053811432
Reposted by Eliza
Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
SESAME STREET EXEC 1: kids love bright colours, so how about a bunch of humanoid puppets in red, green, blue, orange, yellow SESAME STREET EXEC 2: ooh what if the yellow one had a head like a banana? SESAME STREET EXEC 1: I love it, yes. banana head DIVERSITY HIRE GOTH: there should be a vampire
162124456
Reposted by Eliza
Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Seen tacked to a community board on my walk
laminated flyer pushpinned to a community board. we see a photo of a coyote, and the text reads:

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG?

[photo of a coyote]

DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE.
OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???:
—NO ACTION REQUIRED
—IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!)
-HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT
-LET HER COOK
—NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL GET OVER YOURSELF BABE;)
—KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS
-(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY)
—YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL
90119783518
Reposted by Eliza
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example: ❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK ✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole
443873923
Reposted by Eliza
merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 15/03/2026
friend: remember being kids and playing outside all summer me: yeah and how we all had a secret personal mantra we would constantly repeat to ourselves to ward off bad things from happening friend: what me: i mean how we all had water guns
545243
Reposted by Eliza
The Onion @theonion.com · 12/03/2026
Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are theonion.com/trump-mitch-mcconnell-…
Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are
835306749
Reposted by Eliza
Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
we have saved daylight but at what cost
502441421
Reposted by Eliza
Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Branch manager branching out
161310348
Reposted by Eliza
Rachel Charlton-Dailey @rachelcdailey.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather
423324997
Reposted by Eliza
FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
mike tyson's full name is mike thank you son
121025173
Reposted by Eliza
mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.
202324373
Reposted by Eliza
Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
have to endorse this important message. the mango flavor distribution runs from "mild upgrade on cantalope" to "proof of the existence and boundless love of God"
882255318
Reposted by Eliza
Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
190102621330
Reposted by Eliza
WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 04/02/2026
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.
451254834045
Reposted by Eliza
Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
*me, playing a stupid game* yeah but I bet the prizes are really smart though
0339137
Reposted by Eliza
xarph @xar.ph · 23/01/2026
We got kpop demon hunters and bluegrass vampire hunters the same year and they were both excellent
1345
Reposted by Eliza
Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 22/01/2026
I had no idea they had that kind of technology
theguardian.com
Scientists discover emperor penguin colony in Antarctica using satellite images
Colony of about 500 birds seen in remote region where they face existential threat due to global heating
191083130
Reposted by Eliza
Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
It's Tetris. The answer is Tetris
21558
Reposted by Eliza
Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
it’s a real triumph of the human spirit when you’re still able to cry despite being on multiple mood stabilizers
28102771
Reposted by Eliza
Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
oh I'm cooked? I'm washed? well joke's on you. cooking and washing are important household chores and I take them as a compliment.
1691124
Reposted by Eliza
LiV!!! (cmm open!) @livousart.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
spider punk #BRart #art
2747791397
Reposted by Eliza
mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
"lock in" sorry but i'm so locked out i haven't even started the questline to get attuned
2794
Reposted by Eliza
Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Unfortunately, my New Year's Resolution is 240p
1270101
Reposted by Eliza
Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
3870441850
Reposted by Eliza
Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Happy birthday, if it's your birthday. If it's not your birthday, please print this out and look at it on the right date.
528791
Reposted by Eliza
Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Tonight’s the night we disguise ourselves and threaten our neighbors for candy!
318046
Reposted by Eliza
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives
303485770
Reposted by Eliza
Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 21/09/2025
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
202803906
Reposted by Eliza
Rick Riordan @rickriordan.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Started my morning giving some notes on one of our scripts. I got to read some dam jokes. They were dam good. IYKYK
025616
Reposted by Eliza
mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
garlic??? vampires should be allergic to a vegetable that sucks. i vote celery
2819325
Reposted by Eliza
Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
There is only one thing more cringe than “God Bless our First Lady. She, of course, is wiser than all of us” and it is “I am the U.S. Energy Secretary and I talk to ChatGPT about how to cure cancer.”
561977249
Reposted by Eliza
John @localcelebrity.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Holy crap. These are officially licensed with proceeds going to the Corporation for Public Broadcasting! #PBSisPUNK twocrowcollective.com/collections/...
twocrowcollective.com
PBS is Punk Distressed Tee
Official licensed merchandise. ‘PBS’ and the ‘PBS logo’ are trademarks of the Public Broadcasting Service and are used with permission. All rights reserved. PRE-ORDER INFO: This is a pre-order item, a...
5852982641
Reposted by Eliza
Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 14/08/2025
It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
684232389