Reposted by Emmet RyanIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 7hHi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent 9851571592
Reposted by Emmet RyanSFGATE @sfgate.com · 09/10/2026Two dinosaurs tied the knot at San Francisco City Hall yesterday afternoon. The bride wore a dainty white veil and somehow managed to carry a bouquet of pink flowers despite her famously limited reach. The groom, also a T. rex, let his natural charm speak for itself. 02613
Reposted by Emmet RyanAstronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026On the "Highland Chieftain" heading south back to Edinburgh after a lovely 4-day book tour around the 🏴North East and there is the most loveliest of dogs on board who is greeting everyone in turn. The whole train carriage is smiling. 🥰 21119
Reposted by Emmet RyanFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026I would die for the Weird Puppies at the Sacramento SPCA 54890125
Reposted by Emmet RyanLance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026New word: CLICKWALL. (n) The opposite of clickbait. A headline so unappealing, promising so little reward even by the standards of these things, that it is physically impossible to tap the link to the article. 5497128
Reposted by Emmet Ryanyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/09/2026victorian exploration missions be like hi yes hello i am admiral johnifer von planningfailure, meet my ships the HMS sinkable and the HMS hellfire, stocked to the brim with the best leaded goulash cans money can buy 1019136
Reposted by Emmet RyanNCC-60147-working on comms @ncc-60205.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I don’t have anything ready but it seems like a good time to post this ( 929464
Reposted by Emmet RyanAFL-CIO @aflcio.org · 07/09/2026The 8 hour work day. Workplace safety laws. Child labor laws. Minimum wage. These are workplace rights we have today because working people fought for them and won, and we’ll continue to fight for better for all working people. 25117
Reposted by Emmet RyanDan Schkade @danschkade.bsky.social · 16/10/2023Doctor Thirteen: the man who doesn’t believe in magic SO HARD it makes him partially immune to it 1241182
Reposted by Emmet RyanRegime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Hey you, yeah you, right there! Have you ever wanted to live inside of a Cheesecake Factory? St Louis has the home for you!redf.in1112 Olive St, St. Louis, MO 63101 - 2 beds/3.5 baths(MARIS as Distributed by MLS Grid) For Sale: 2 beds, 3.5 baths ∙ 10691 sq. ft. ∙ 1112 Olive St, St. Louis, MO 63101 ∙ $800,000 ∙ MLS# 24065288 ∙ This is your chance to own and live in a Downtown St. L... 1617323
Reposted by Emmet RyanSteven Goff @stevengoff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026With 9 points from 10 matches — and 1 win in that span — D.C. United back below playoff line and on course to miss out for 7th straight year — an almost impossible feat in playoff-drunk MLS. One playoff win in previous 10 years, 0 conference finals since 2012. Common denominator? 🤔 12558
Reposted by Emmet RyanJ.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I think DS9's "There's a secret conspiracy inside the Federation who thinks the ends justify the means and we have to stop them" is a very different story than every subsequent Trek's "There are badass superspies who are the real reason the Federation is still standing." 1156
Reposted by Emmet RyanPeter @tarrsk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I want you to try this, it’s a human drink. It’s called nounwine 0133
Reposted by Emmet Ryanjamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026left my minion gummy in the car and this is about where im at 1235218
Reposted by Emmet RyanBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026honestly, the fact that we have made it through the atomic age *without* another use of nuclear weapons since 1945 is a miracle we don't fully appreciate 562123284
Emmet Ryan @eryan0.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I was dying at the philosophy bits and *was not* expecting the sudden jump to Star Trek references. Well done. 100
Reposted by Emmet RyanStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Dark is low key the weirdest type in Pokémon because it represents the two basically unrelated concepts of magical night woo and asshole. So dark type moves are basically either "mystical twilight beam" or "kick 'em in the balls." 1018218
Reposted by Emmet RyanThe Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 26/07/2026Now watching one of the best spaceship movies without a spaceship.static.klipy.comRedoctober Red OctoberAlt: Redoctober Red October 2345130
Reposted by Emmet RyanShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/07/2026this hotel: take free candy this hotel: have this on the house this hotel: want a complimentary side this hotel: for toothpaste you must defeat our strongest employee in single combat 17108197
Reposted by Emmet RyanMetro @wmata.com · 19/07/2026In 1979, the Accessibility Advisory Committee (AAC) committee was established to ensure that older adults and people with disabilities have a voice in shaping Metro. The AAC continues their work over 47 years later, with six members from each region of the DMV. #DisabilityPrideMonth 0213
Reposted by Emmet RyanLynda Lopez @lyndab08.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Such a hot day. Needing la sombrita at this bus stop. 01058
Reposted by Emmet RyanFlightradar24 @flightradar24.com · 16/07/2026Investigators have released their preliminary report on the crash involving a LEGO 747 and Space Shuttle earlier this week. flightradar24.com/blog/flight-... 331037247
Reposted by Emmet RyanPalloma | COMMISSIONS OPEN @crowlls.bsky.social · 16/07/2026God I love him 26515
Reposted by Emmet RyanBlair Lorenzo / The Fox and the City @thefoxandthecity.com · 15/07/2026Some say V'GER is still roaming the outer boroughs. 1146
Reposted by Emmet RyanMicheál Keane @aexia.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Anyways, one of my five year olds recently explained the five genders to me: boy, girl, not a boy, not a girl and none of them 1450566
Reposted by Emmet RyanJamie K @crumpsalljamie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026it's interesting that all cultures have invented a game that involves two teams propelling an object into a goal, including that Afghan variant where the ball is a dead goat. 1143
Reposted by Emmet RyanBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026a surprisingly common view, this, but the beginning of standardization of American football rules, for instance, is in the 1870s, making it very close to association football (1860s) and rugby (1870s) 2939434
Reposted by Emmet RyanChatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 11/07/2026You do the reading, you build a thesis, you work up a few arguments, you find supporting sources, you review the reading to check you're not talking bullshit, you write it up. If you don't have at least four pages of thoughts on the topic by the time you start writing, this might not be your jam 4496
Reposted by Emmet RyanReconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 11/07/2026oh my god this proposed 1870s expansion of the Capitol actually kinda fucking rocks?? 1417611
Reposted by Emmet RyanBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/07/2026It’s New Foods Day for the Minnesota State Fair and this, to me, is the promise of America www.mnstatefair.org/new/food 504901853
Reposted by Emmet RyanProfessorMeredith @professormeredith.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I am once again begging people to understand that “women used to stay married” is not the same thing as “women used to be happy.” Usually it actually means “women used to have no money, no legal protection, no right to their own children, and a church lady judging them from three pews away.” 271611368
Reposted by Emmet RyanMatthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Watching the USMNT go out like this after the way Canada and Mexico fought for their lives really sucks. 2878890
Reposted by Emmet RyanArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 05/07/2026St. Francis Receiving the Stigmata, by Lorenzo Ghiberti, 1400-05, 📸 by Buda Mendes 41075117
Reposted by Emmet Ryancharlie @spacehearts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026my brother & his partner are telling me an insane story about this local deity called "st. rat" which is apparently a mosaic relief put up by some queers in seattle. the city kept trying to paint over it, but people would repeatedly just use acetone and remove the paint until the city gave up 10588262999
Reposted by Emmet RyanJason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 05/07/2026A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it. 265207493773
Reposted by Emmet RyanSimple Goblin 🏳️⚧️ @simplegoblin.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Google is cooked man 312333
Reposted by Emmet RyanMurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 04/07/2026It could be one more weird anomaly in this unending cycle of what the fuck. 07019
Reposted by Emmet RyanOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Cape Verde defeats Argentina via a 2-3 loss in extra time 7756221035