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don't yum my yuck

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
RIP to my man Jonathon Joss
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 21/03/2026
I love that Pluto’s sitcom section has a dedicated ‘David Foster Wallace Presents: The Real Infinite Jest Show’ channel playing all fifteen seasons on a loop, but I swear to god whenever I tune in it’s that same damn tennis episode.
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Game Boy Ain't Right @gb-aint-right.vampirefriday.org · 06/05/2025
A screenshot of King of the Hill stylized to look like the original Game Boy.
Hank Hill is standing in his living room looking angry. He says "No more dancing or any other Canadian tricks."
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We’re stuck doing deep textual analysis on Hasan Piker, a Twitch streamer, to discover if he said something offensive. Then the actual Secretary of Defense is gleefully picking out random Canadians and mocking them for being overweight, and it’s like “Well Trump will be Trump!”
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crash test dumbass @erthan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
learning vowels in elementary school and getting to the "sometimes Y" part with no further explanation is crazy
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/plea...
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crash test dumbass @erthan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
downloaded Threads, everything seems normal there
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crash test dumbass @erthan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Kenny Logouts
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is more helpful information than any Canadian politician is putting out. Mark Carney is posting videos about how important pipelines and partnerships with energy companies are while over 800 fires are burning across the country
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crash test dumbass @erthan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
holy shit... holy fuck
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Rogan: marmalade…that’s like jelly? Paddington: marmalade typica- Rogan: that’s what fucks me up, people and dogs having different words for things Paddington: no sir I’m a bear Rogan: we had a Dr on that said bears evolved from dogs finding mushrooms, it’s one of those things that blows my mind
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Rachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
comment I’m seeing often in my Prairieland coverage that the libs trying to ignore the case should think thru pretty fckin seriously: “if you get 50+ years for protest where nobody dies, what’s the difference?” the best way to encourage nonviolence is not by ignoring injustice bc a cop was injured!
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himbobottomus.bsky.social @himbobottomus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
—exerpt from ‘When The Fascists Kept Getting Stronger’ Bertolt Brecht, Poems of the Crisis Years, 1929-1933
Comrades, do get it into your heads, this 'lesser evil' which
Year after year has been used to keep you completely out of the fight
Will very soon mean having to stomach the Nazis.
—exerpt from ‘When The Fascists Kept Getting Stronger’
Bertolt Brecht, Poems of the Crisis Years, 1929-1933
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crash test dumbass @erthan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
we don't actually have to call elon musk a trillionaire! it makes no difference to anyone's life to acknowledge his made up net worth!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
He’s so busy hanging out with them that he needs to name their characters thins like Piccolo Haberdasher and Drink Sodaman, he doesn’t have any time left at that point
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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
LET WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES
Screenshot of a Twitter post. Text reads "Fact.philes @know.more

32-year-old woman pleads guilty in Canada's first-ever "DoorDash psychological warfare" case - sent her ex 1,847 orders of exactly one lemon." 

The image is a mugshot of a white woman
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
hope you brought urine!
A doormat in target that says how you brought wine in cursive but it really looks like hope you brought urine
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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
look. is everything more expensive now? yes. but you have to look on the bright side too. now every time you open a computer, it doesn't work
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crash test dumbass @erthan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
i think matt johnson is now more famous for saying "obamna" than trump is
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crash test dumbass @erthan.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
men hate reading caption. grocery shop
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Destroying our social safety net to enrich domestic oil production and international arms dealers is so bleak
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crash test dumbass @erthan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
oh look major website/service is down again i bet it has nothing to do with forcing their engineers to use ai
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
ELON: christopher nolin is desocrating Homer the Odyssey just to qualify for woke oscars award.. only thing he care is industy clout CHRISTOPHER NOLAN (looking at a bunch of clocks he's modified so they're all going at different speeds): haha yes.... hell yeah...
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crash test dumbass @erthan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
There's a major civil rights protest taking place in Selma, Alabama, right now in response to the SCOTUS decision that weakened the Voting Rights Act and the ongoing attack on Black Americans’ political power (video: defiancedispatch/IG)
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crash test dumbass @erthan.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
the reading rainbow theme song is bullshit you can't fly twice as high as anything
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crash test dumbass @erthan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It feels like no one has told me to deck the halls in 6 months
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Some of yall still don’t get it, each ape can use two OpenClaw-inspired agent slurp juices internally powered by its Muse Spark model per NFT
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The shifting of goal posts toward "you can't say you don't like me, it's illegal not to like me" by tech people is in some ways the saddest thing I've ever seen and in others the most infuriating waste of our collective time and energy imaginable and a truly grotesque intrusion on our lives.
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crash test dumbass @erthan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
VC stands for Valley Cilicon I think?
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Adam Macqueen @adammacqueen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
SHAFT
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
It’s the freakin weekend
Data and Riker chilling in a trailer and blasting cigs
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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Computers don’t tell you this any more because it’s no longer true
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crash test dumbass @erthan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Shouting into the wind on here, really
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crash test dumbass @erthan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
*Jason Derulo voice* Touché Amore
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crash test dumbass @erthan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Every AI company is like "give US your money and we'll build the torment nexus RESPONSIBLY, unlike everyone else." But the torment nexus (AGI) will never exist so they have to keep adding power with increasingly diminished returns just to make it seem like they're getting closer.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/04/2026
i love websites especially when they’re designed for you to enjoy being on them
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crash test dumbass @erthan.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
In high school my friends and I would use "I will ruin your life through MySpace" as a threat when someone was being annoying. I never thought the internet would be the total downfall of society.
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
“Everyone from Walmart to your local bodega will need to maintain a presence in Fortnite to stay relevant” is so profoundly stupid I’m just glad I have the documentation to prove someone legitimately believed it.
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crash test dumbass @erthan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I'm tired of having 5ft tall dudes who dress like an 18th century coal miner telling me I shouldn't wear slim denim.
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crash test dumbass @erthan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Me when it's sunny: this is normal and fine Me when it's raining: this is going to be the weather for the rest of my life. I will never be able to go outside and stay dry ever again.
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crash test dumbass @erthan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Lies of P being the "best" non-Fromsoft Soulslike really hammers home how much better From is at making this type of game.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The Grink
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 31/03/2026
bilboification
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crash test dumbass @erthan.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Remember bubble gum toothpaste but not bubble gum flavoured toothpaste like bubble gum that came in a tube like toothpaste does
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crash test dumbass @erthan.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I don't like that TV is capitalized. If I ever saw someone spell it TeleVision I would block them.
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crash test dumbass @erthan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Most machines are built from parts
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