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Gary Legum

@glegum.bsky.social

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Writer. Mope. I don't know what the hell you're talking about, Lucy, and I want you to shut up.

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Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 43m

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVn4...

Kids In The Hall - Daddy Drank

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Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 11h

As a Red Sox fan, I do not need this level of moral dilemma.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Savage.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My god.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

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Leons Getting Larger Airplane Moment

ALT: Leons Getting Larger Airplane Moment

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Far from the most important thing here, but it's remarkable how much Gingrich resembles a potato.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's like reading a transcription from a text-to-speech program that's gone haywire.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Golly, that's a shame.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The worst part of Rays-Yankees is that one of them gets to win.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I can't believe we screwed this up, we're usually awesome at killing people.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ah well. That streak mid-summer was so much fun, I can't even be mad.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A collection of Hegseth's speeches, what a treat.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A sign of how beat up the team is that the injury substitute is a guy who got two at-bats after coming over at the trade deadline before he broke his wrist and hasn't seen the field since.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

His entire personality is Dumbass High School Football Coach in an 80s Sex Comedy.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ho ho, a Simon of Trent crack, how edgy.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That's ironic, because Biden had to withdraw from Afghanistan by a certain time based on an agreement Trump struck and Trump wouldn't stop attacking him for doing so.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I saw Mo Tkachik using ZOG recently, and she's an editor at the American Prospect.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

People are confused, but it's very simple: his torso is trying to unscrew itself from his lower body.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Zero idea how the marketplace exchanges work for those of us who use them. None.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's almost a criminal act to make people bat against Cam Schlittler.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So Jack Smith anticipated this very moment and sent a body double or clone to the Maryland-Iowa game two years ago so he'd have an alibi while he met with Fani Willis to plot treason against Mr. Trump. Very crafty!

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

That's all of us for four years between presidential elections.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wow, MAGA, he's renaming it SI. You gonna stand for the president using Spanish?

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This day keeps getting funnier. radaronline.com/p/kristi-noe...

radaronline.com

Kristi Noem Files for Divorce From Husband Bryon After His Cross-Dressing Scandal Left Fired DHS Sec. 'Devastated'

Kristi Noem has filed for divorce from husband Bryon Noem months after his cross-dressing scandal was exposed.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

These conspiracy theories the right convinces itself are the truth always die the instant they meet reality anyway, but this is next level.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I dunno, in the last 25 years we've lived through 9/11, constant war, two stock market collapses, the Great Recession, and a pandemic that locked us all in our houses for months. And you can blame a great deal of it on Republicans being careless morons. I think I'm all tough-timed out.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is he seriously saying that people who use SNAP cards don't know how to budget, because I've got some news for him about how SNAP works.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

No no, David, you want people to go to movie theaters, not avoid them like the Black Death.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In a time of rapid and disorienting change, it's good to know that Conor is still a huge idiot.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Man, if ever a clip called for the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme...

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Honestly I'll be shocked if she can even spell the word book.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

THIS is the big 2 PM speech the White House has been touting? www.wsj.com/politics/tru...

Exclusive | Trump to Unveil Planned $15 Billion Iowa Steel Project

The announcement comes as the president is looking for wins ahead of a tough midterm election for Republicans.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He wants to sell what to who now?

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Imagine telling people you spent years doing this.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dallas LOLboys imo

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Jesus Christ, Jake, have some dignity.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, the fucker."

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. But I've never heard of Choosin' Texas, which I assume is the name of a town or possibly some sort of tourism slogan.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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The Simpsons: And Let's Not Forget Old Gil

ALT: The Simpsons: And Let's Not Forget Old Gil

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is so fucking stupid that it made my eyes bleed.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Iran would like to open the Hormuz Strait, but the US controls the Hormuz Strait so it's a bad deal. Got it.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It's possible Kimberly Guilfoyle lacks an ambassadorial temperament.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Streisand it up, my dudes.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Okay, I'll bite: what's a TV show?

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*extremely jack benny voice* No!

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Worst Low publicity shot I've ever seen.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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Bill Nighy as Viktor in Underworld: Abomination

ALT: Bill Nighy as Viktor in Underworld: Abomination

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Man, he's giving @horsedisc.bsky.social some competition.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I kind of can't get past that giant gilded mirror being right there.

Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

$200 million for her site and she couldn't be bothered to hire a joke writer?