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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Making a 90s playlist. Can I put two Offspring songs back to back?

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I’d vote for whatever presidential candidate vows to put a 5 year moratorium on celebrities in Super Bowl commercials

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

The most unrealistic part of the movie Heat is when the fire alarm in the hotel is pulled people panic and run, instead of staying in bed and saying “goddammit I’m trying to watch Frazier”

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Just realized BJ from Righteous Gemstones was Craig (Craig?) from Veep. Really important I put this out to my many followers

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

I bet those people who live in tiny 200 square foot houses hate it when you say “neat fort”

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

New Pope something something Pope Classic (I’m kinda tired)

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

All Seans, Shauns, and Shawns need to get together and pick one

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

The pronunciation of “asterisk” needs to be tought over a full semester of high school

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

“Less of a question, more of a comment” “Less of an answer, more of a punch in the face”

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Whopper Jr, Jr Bacon Cheeseburger, and Son of Baconator all suggest that burgers be fuckin

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

You: what’s the difference between cleaning and washing? Me: you fool. you absolute simpleton

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Never been a “long time no see” kind of guy. Gonna start giving it a go

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

6’5” guys don’t get to dance at concerts. You got a lot of other advantages in life. but at a show you just got to be still, dude. People behind you are trying go get a good sight line based on where you are. What are you even doing in the front anyway?

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Martika’s Toy Soldiers could be a good karaoke song but you’d have to decide what to do with the “won’t you come out and play with me” part. Would be cool if the crowd did that part but you’d need their buy-in right away

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Some monkeys are friendly, but other monkeys are dangerous. Use caution when around monkeys.

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I wonder what happened to the Oneders

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

Is the correct plural “Marty McFlys” or “Marties McFly”?

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 12/10/2024

The “I’m ready to go to dinner but my wife still needs 15 minutes” beer is a fantastic one

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 20/09/2024

I’d be able to kill John Wick. You just got to want it more.

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 13/09/2024

I think a good idea for a tv show would be a doctor who’s not afraid to shake things up and play by his own rules

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 28/08/2024

Was in the Norwegian fjords last week. Every day I kept saying “there’s no way this is actually a real place”

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 28/06/2024

Played Me First and the Gimme Gimme’s Country Roads on touch tunes at a bar. Next person played Simply Red’s Holding Back the Years. The transmission on that touch tunes machine is fucked forever

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 25/06/2024

Been on since January. One follower, guess I’m doing this right.

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mikesjerven.bsky.social @mikesjerven.bsky.social · 03/03/2024

Listen, if I’m telling you Tarzan Boy was sung by Baltimora there is no reason to doubt me on this shit

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