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@erikonymous.bsky.social
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
you one of those True Scotsmen?
from Jacobin's About page: 
Jacobin is a leading voice of the American left, offering socialist perspectives on politics, economics, and culture. The print magazine is released quarterly and reaches 75,000 subscribers, in addition to a web audience of over 3,000,000 a month.
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that meme of the televangelist bowing his head and praying "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dude, no
The famous Andrew Lawrence tweet from October 2018 that goes:

Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views

Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes?

Con: LOL no...no not those views

Me: So....deregulation?

Con: Haha no not those views either

Me: Which views, exactly?

Con: Oh, you know the ones
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The GOAT
Weird Al projected on a big screen behind his band as he’s walking through the crowd
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three frames from 30 Rock. In the first Dennis Duffy says "One word: coffee." In the second he says "One problem. Where do you get it?" In the third frame, Liz Lemon replies "Anywhere! You get it anywhere!"
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the self-eating fox from Lars von Trier's Antichrist who says "chaos reigns" except in this case he's saying "mediocrity reigns"
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tim Robinson in that I Think You Can Leave sketch where he says "He can hit. He can hit you."
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Old David Kaib tweet that says “You are not helping your cause” — a person who opposes your cause
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Here at the Economist, we hate liberals. Also we accuse our opponents of 'illiberalism'. Take us seriously!"
David Kaib's semi-famous tweet: "you are not helping your cause" - a person who opposes your cause
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
sorry, but my man Noah Webster agrees with OP:
The Merriam-Webster dictionary definition of soft drink (noun): a usually carbonated nonalcoholic beverage
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
David Kaib's famous tweet that says "you are not helping your cause" - a person who opposes your cause
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yeah, you could say I'm hardcore #KHive
screenshot of Famke Janssen playing a character named Kamala, a mutant empathic metamorph, in the TV series Star Trek: The Next Generation
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tom Petty sitting up in the Mad Hatter's get-up from his music video for Don't Come Around Here No More
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
famed filmmaker George Lucas holding a microphone as if he's naming a Jedi in the quoted post
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
ok but what about a baguette with one of these babies?
diagram of an atlatl spear thrower showing a hand using the thrower to throw an atlatl or spear slash dart
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Jeff Winger sitting next to Britta Perry at the study group’s famous table. It’s looks like he’s speaking, possibly even saying the quoted post
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Morty from the TV show Rick and Morty pointing his finger at an offscreen character and saying You son of a bitch, I'm in
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Love when the childless accuse parents of not teaching their children manners. Buddy,
Jack Nicholson doing the Kubrick stare from The Shining is how it feels knowing that you're trying so hard to teach your children manners but also children have agency and they just kinda do whatever they want anyway and all your efforts to teach them to act civilized in public are for naught
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Madonna singing into a microphone from her music video Rain circa 1993
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
omg she admit it: www.ibanet.org/historic-jus...
excerpted from link: The decision gave Bush the electoral votes he needed to win the state and, consequently, the presidency.

The decision was especially contentious for O’Connor, whose husband reportedly announced to three witnesses at an election night party that she wished to retire under a Republican president. Critics leapt on this as evidence of her political partisanship and O’Connor remains prickly about the issue now. ‘Look, you
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You're all giving this attention sex worker exactly what she wants here. Block and Move On
someone named Francesca Fiorentini, who we've all heard of, posts on BlueSky totally unprompted: I'm excited to be dragged into the pit of no return by the hogs on Bluesky for believing people make mistakes and can change. The SA allegations are awful. Please crucify me.
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
screenshot of Ruben Rabasa in that I Think You Should Leave sketch when he says to Paul, who loves his mother-in-law, "you yourself admit it yourself that you suck"
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
@whi66.bsky.social's bio which states "I am a Democrat. I appreciate good academic conversations that can constructively define and articulate the issues. Academic Constructive criticism is welcomed. I am on blue sky for normal debate without hate." The bio is imposed over his post telling a woman legitimately concerned about a recent SCOTUS ruling to "Stop whining" and includes a picture of an unknown person violently swinging at the viewer with the letters "STFU" as bottom text. You cannot parody how completely lacking in self-awareness the average Blue MAGA Dem is.
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
still image from the film No Other Choice (2025) with the lead character Man-su hoists a large potted plant above his head for reasons explained by the film
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This guy hates “smoothgroin” politicians too:
Dax Shepard in Idiocracy
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
—George W. S. Trow, Within the Context of No-Context (1980)
Wonder was the grace of the country. Any action could be justified by that: the wonder it was rooted in. Period followed period, and finally the wonder was that things could be built so big. Bridges, skyscrapers, fortunes, all having a life first in the marketplace, still drew on the force of wonder. But then a moment’s quiet. What was it now that was built so big? Only the marketplace itself. Could there be wonder in that? The size of the con?
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
anyone else up half the night with terrible indigestion?
a famous panel from an X-Men comic with a close-up on Scarlet Witch's nose and mouth, as a tear streams down her cheek she says "no more hibachi"
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Absolutely unhinged screed against White leftists considering Bass has been accused by Black leaders of BLM of selling out Black communities by increasing funding for the LAPD even as their payouts for excessive force lawsuits have cratered the municipal budget www.laprogressive.com/los-angeles-...
screencaptured skeet: MAGA Leftists hating on Mayor Karen Bass because she's a Black politician that's connected to the NAACP, the Congressional Black Caucus, and the Black community and not bitchass Bernie is what we've come to expect from those colorblind white supremacists.
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Oh sorry the best part is someone brought this guy to hang
Yours truly posing with an English bulldog named Alfie
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Yeah, because anyone really invested in Star Wars *or* sports is a loser.
an anonymous skeet that says Glup Shitto is the Star Wars equivalent of someone saying sportsball
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
a "fell for it again" meme but this one is based on Cole Thomas's "The Course of Empire: Destruction" painting with fell for it again awards instead of smoke billowing from a sacked Rome
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It's called "consent of the governed," Tone. The UNs' Universal Declaration of Human Rights sez "The will of the people shall be the basis of the authority of government." So when you hear some jabroni use the Balfour Declaration in defense of the nation of Israel you know that's some Zionist bullsh
Michael Imperioli as Chris Moltisanti in HBO's The Sopranos. He's wearing a black leather jacket and sunglasses indoors while holding a lit cigarette Italianly to make his point.
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
a still from the "is this allowed?" Vine where a loser points his finger at a couple kissing in front of him and says "what the ... is this allowed?" (it's me, I'm the loser now)
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The first panel of the Garfield comic where Jon drinks dog cum at the vet. Jon says "'Have a cup of coffee, Jon.' Why, thanks. Don't mind if I do."
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The "Are we the baddies" meme from Mitchell and Webb with Mitchell in the Nazi uniform but instead this one says "Are we the Great Satan?"
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman saying "It's terrible! She has beautiful eyes and her hair smells like cinnamon!"
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
screenshot of Homer Simpson at Moe's Tavern in the popular animated sitcom The Simpsons saying "Can't someone else do it?"
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
that one Naomi Wolf tweet where she says "No! No!!"
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Well that's certainly the inane, fart-huffing rationale of the type of "serious" journalists who got us into this mess, but just maybe giving committed propagandists a regular platform to spread disinformation won't get us out of it?
Javier Bardem as Anton Chigurh in No Country for Old Men. He has a bad haircut and he's saying I f the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
was searching my inbox for something and accidentally happened on a racy love note from an ex from like 2009
A still from the movie In the Mood for Love showing the back of the character Chow Mo-wan's head as he whispers something into a small hole in a wall at Angkor Wat. We the audience assume he's whispering something to do with Su Li-zhen, who we believe he loved deeply but was unable to make a relationship with due to circumstances. Did they ever see each other again? Will the pain of losing touch ever subside? What exactly is to be done with these feelings all these years later?
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This is the kind of thing you project onto a medical drama when you let your cynicism rule everything around you.
And from my partner, paraphrased: the problem with the show is the patients are framed as parasitical, to paint the doctors as more noble for helping them. It feels self-congratulatory to  aligning yourself with those help such "undeserving" people, but it breeds resentment and contempt, too.
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Inside me are two wolves
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Brad Pitt as Louis in Interview with the Vampire with a little speech bubble aimed at the quoted post below
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
meme of Doogie Howser in Starship Troopers touching the big butthead alien saying It's afraid
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I'm not even a Bernie stan at this point, but if I'd covered his name here, would you have figured out that's who they're talking about? How can one man live in so many heads?
various skeets saying stuff like "I think Bernie has a lot of things to answer for, but one that often gets overlooked is how he convinced a whole lot of people online that they could 'be into politics' without ever having to actually learn how anything works" and "Bernie told them that politics works by wanting it hard enough & any failure to do something is just evidence of a lack of wanting it" and "apparently, Bernie himself never wanted it enough in the 4000 years he has been collecting a government paycheck. he lied to them about so many things. and we will have to live with that for a very long time" and "'just write it off' politics"
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Jesse Plemons in that meme from Civil War except he's saying "Okay. What kind of libertarian are you?"
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