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You know the one. Or maybe you don't? IDC, not my problem. erikbryan.bandcamp.com/album/surfac…

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Electric Kool-Aid Bechdel Test @i-rohl.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
The pundit class's notion of "free speech" is predicated on a division of humanity into those who *participate* in debates and those who are the *topic* of debate, where treating one of the former as if they were one of the latter is seen as the direst of all threats to "free speech".
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 8h
People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version.
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 5h
the girl reading this?
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The Quigadook @quiggy.itch.io · 14h
it's so fucking grim that the two types of ads twitch gives me the most these days are army recruitment ads and ads for a veteran help line
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 6h
If anything the directly elected representatives of the people (Congress) has more power to say what the law is and should be than any unelected government official.
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Kelly² @anarchakelly.bsky.social · 7h
I want the Democrats Republicans are so scared of.
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 10h
Yeah, I'm basically a sucker for big creative swings on the big screen.
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 10h
Once again raising the question: what parts of being alive, exactly, do these people enjoy?
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Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them) @jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 12h
Okay I've seen at least 2 posts today that describe Jim Bakker as "having an affair with his secretary" or "getting caught banging his secretary" and just...no. He got caught paying her off because he and another preacher *violently raped her*. That isn't an affair, or a simple "sex scandal".
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 11h
Rise had a few moments of levity, imo, that felt a little closer to the vibe of the original? But that first reboot was no fun at all. I don't know why they keep trying to grimdark one of the most delightfully silly horror franchises considering all the no fun horror series they could choose from.
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 13h
re: "Malfoid": There's a subset of the far right that will make a trend of eating dogshit on camera if they think it will offend the sensibilities of liberals To which I say, eat up! Don't let the squeamish libs keep you from making this trend your whole brand! Please die on this particular hill!
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 14h
I'm just gonna bookmark this for future reference when Dem pundits complain about how the party has trouble communicating its message to voters. The reason you keep running into trouble with your branding isn't campus radicals. The reason is that your opponents purchased all the media outlets.
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i spent my thursday night sculpting 20 creatures so they could sing @themountaingoats.bsky.social. is that okay with everyone
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 15h
This week Fox turns 30. MAGA now owns CNN and CBS News. Liberals have no interest in media investment. We’re fucked.
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 15h
thanks, now I'm thinking about buying one too
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 15h
you say this as if *my* death threats meant nothing to you!
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Mom for Ghoulberty👻 @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Master Shake: 'Look at him and tell me there is a god'
ALT: Master Shake: 'Look at him and tell me there is a god'
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On Friday some friends and I saw Kevin McDonald of Kids in the Hall do a standup set. He isn't a standup comic, so it was mostly him telling stories from his life, mostly concerned with his time in KITH, but he was still extremely funny. Please go catch him on tour.
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the Corinthian, a serial killer with silver hair, mouths for eyes and three winning smiles
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A billion dollars is the socio-political equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work as ruthlessly and diligently to prevent the acquisition of the former as we do the latter.
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"If" lololololol
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuck him and fuck NBC News for continually platforming this ghoul
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For real. Trumpism/MAGA was not a break from previous iterations of the Republican Party, but a predictable culmination.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i feel like it would be very easy to draw a link between the pedo speaker of the house the republicans repeatedly covering up for pedos jeffrey epstein and donald trump but instead the media still treats the GOP like its a normal party
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love him
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"commission me" -heron @thxnywy.art · 04/10/2026
mc groovy boots #art
a digital neon image of a mushroom wearing boots and sunglasses
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
one of the main differences between Stancil and Jain is that Stancil has some redeeming qualities
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dude, no
The famous Andrew Lawrence tweet from October 2018 that goes:

Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views

Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes?

Con: LOL no...no not those views

Me: So....deregulation?

Con: Haha no not those views either

Me: Which views, exactly?

Con: Oh, you know the ones
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this reveals SO MUCH about legacy media
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We're not suffering a breakdown of the social fabric because we've lost the ability to have reasonable disagreements with each other; we've lost the ability to have reasonable disagreements because some people are trying to deliberately rend the social fabric.
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He also wrote “Lonely Boy,” a highlight of the Boogie Nights soundtrack.
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You have to be a particularly stupid baby to believe the GOP has ever cared about “color-blind meritocracy” oh wait it’s Chait yeah that tracks
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TIL the same dude (Andrew Gold) wrote both “Spooky, Scary Skeletons” and the theme song to the Golden Girls.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 04/10/2026
Alll of this. I started my career in construction, working office jobs alongside people who worked trades. Know how many 60-year-old guys I saw working as bricklayers? Doing demo? Zero. How many 50-year-old roofers there are? Zero. One reason unions fight for high wages is because careers are SHORT.
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well now I’ve got my night planned
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve cut more than one close friend loose bc he was being a creep to women, so I really don’t understand why some people act like cutting loose a parasocial media figure who isn’t even a part of your actual life is so hard.
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_d...
en.wikipedia.org
False dilemma - Wikipedia
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
If the whites were to get rid of the rest of us it would be nothing but peace, quiet, and harmony until 45 minutes later when they start the hair color killings
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good film? No. Great flick? Yes, and staunchly pro-immigrant.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love people who have Fuck ICE or Fuck Trump or Fuck the IDF or Fuck Billionaires in their bio who then defend AI companies
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, Herbert’s politics were, uh, something. His focus on ecology really seems to come from a small-c conservatism though. But yeah, he really abhorred populism especially in the service of the oppressed.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am so tired of Jonestown being a stock reference for “haha, you’re in a cult.” 918 people died, most against their will, and still it has become shorthand for how stupid you think someone is. It's the McDonald's hot coffee incident of mass death — universally referenced, entirely misremembered.
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We need like a thousand articles about the "White Man Question" because something absolutely needs to be done.
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The Best of All Possible Oaves @erikonymous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Define “experts”
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 02/10/2026
It’s always one dumb bitch pretending to be two dumb bitches telling each other “exxxaaactttllyyyy”
Smelly pervert pedophile Michael Tracey having talking to himself with a burner account
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