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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 10h

Gaze upon my visage, ye mighty, and despair!

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 14h

Damn your Bard's tongue cursed gift of prophecy! bsky.app/profile/bagd...

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 19h

Thank you, yes! It's right there! bsky.app/profile/ennu...

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

In comparison, Lurch, the butler from The Adams Family

Frankenstein's monster-esque man in a tuxedo

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

They're creepy and they're kooky Mysterious and spooky They're all together ooky The Addams family Their house is a museum When people come to see 'em They really are a scream'um The Addams family

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Okay, but the aliens are just out in the open now and we're just not going to talk about it?

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I would be like, That's mighty interesting, Tom, can you perchance think of anyone else who has also funded Hamas?

Google search showing articles by both
The Times of Israel
&
Wikipedia
showing how the Israeli government has facilitated funding to Hamas to keep less reactionary governments from taking power in Palestine

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Thank God the police successfully secured those •checks notes• eight grams of marijuana

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

And have you seen those ads? They have one that's just "Talarico is WEIRD!" They've got absolutely nothing. I haven't felt this good about our chances since the last time I later felt bitterly betrayed by our voters!

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

she loves her unicorn

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's really, really bugging me that I wrote Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead vibes rather than Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead vibes

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My retirement plan was to be dead by 30, and God did I ever foul that plan up...

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Evidently there was a Occam's Shave Cream sold in Australia within the range of 2013 or earlier to sometime before 2018, and people liked it for more than just the gimmick, but even that's gone now, too

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

England's war on Chumbawamba begins...

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Giving off Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead vibes

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

See, right there. Plethora is not an obscure word for anyone who's seen The Three Amigos

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I had no idea he was so multifaceted. It's really gratifying to see Ice Cube bounce back like this after his disastrous Amazon remake of War of the Worlds.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Morbius II Morbius vs Morbius in the Multimorbiverse

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The director's cut to John Carpenter's 1987 film, Prince of Darkness, goes hard

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You are the wind beneath my wings

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My wife is great, so this checks out

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The Tale of Despereaux, 2030 edition.

He said nothing in defense of himself. How could he? Everything his aunt and uncle said was true. He was ridiculously small.
His ears were obscenely large. He had been born with his eyes open. And he was sickly. He coughed and sneezed so often
that he carried a handkerchief in one paw at all times. He ran temperatures. He faintedat loud noises. Most alarming of all, he
showed no interest in the things a mouseshould show interest in.

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He did not think constantly of food. He was not intent on tracking down every crumb. While his larger, older siblings ate, Despereaux
stood with his head cocked to oneside, holding very still. “Do you hear that sweet, sweet sound?” he said. “I hear the sound of cake
crumbs falling out of people’s mouths and hitting the floor,said his brother Toulèse. “That’s what I hear. “No . . . ,” said Despereaux.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Kind of an obvious solution here, though...

Hotels.com
Top 5 star hotels closest to trump national doral golf course

TripAdvisor:

Top 10 closest hotels to trump national doral miami

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I feel as if... I was denied critical... NEED TO KNOW... information.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm 54 years old. I watched Star Wars growing up. I just realized Han Solo continued to call Leia "princess" & "highness" even after Alderaan was destroyed. "Ooh, can't take a little joke? Look at me, I'm princess of a destroyed planet! 2 billion of my friends and family are dead! Wah!..."

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

And make it look like a cat. Okay, and how do I do that? I don't know, just take some peyote and acid, and use your best judgement.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I dropped eight frozen chicken nuggets onto a plate and noted to myself that the random pattern kinda looked like a human, Then I put them in the microwave without disrupting the pattern, and kinda felt like a murderer as they cooked.

Eight chicken nuggets forming the shape of a head, arms, torso, and legs, on a plate

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Follow me for these and other relationship tips"

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

These judges need to execute some power and order their U.S. Marshalls to arrest ICE agents that pull this shit

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

ICE’s new tactic, witnessed repeatedly at the federal building in MN: when a detained immigrant makes a successful habeas petition, release the immigrant for a few steps outside the building… then tackle and re-arrest them, and claim the habeas petition has been honored and nullified

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh my God, it's everywhere! NO, DON'T RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH YOUR HAIR! Mr. President... how many times have we told you to let Ms. Harp change your nappy for you? You know she likes to save those for you in her diaper album.

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

At 5 minutes, 37 seconds in, he starts singing You drive me You drive me You drive me And when this song came out in 2010, all I could hear was Mitt Romney Mitt Romney Mitt Romney music.youtube.com/watch?v=AOHY...

music.youtube.com

Spaghetti Circus

YouTube video by Still Going - Topic

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think a winning strategy for Republicans going forward is that to win the war on Iran and lower gas prices, we really need to attack furry pilots in our cockpits

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My takeaway from this is, holy crap, never get on the bad side of that man's index finger

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If only they had the foresight to write it with Super Intelligence

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You're absolutely right, George Thorogood should have had the guts to stick it out with the original version instead of changing it to One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026