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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

2 years since we went mental. Still love him, drives me mental, best friend, massive breath of fresh air, everyone should have one of these, cannot recommend enough 🥰 Ps enjoy the gifts we bought each other. I bought the book, he bought the fucking diamonds fgs 😭

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Baby octopus @mancalled.horse · 16/05/2026

"But if Reform win the by-election they will have 1.3% of the seats in the House of Commons and democracy is doomed!" Ok, so why is it up to the party with 0.8% of the seats to do something about it rather than the party with 62% of the seats?

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Lee @leewilliamdesigns.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

When bitter, washed up ‘actor’, I mean extra, James Dreyfus hates you, you know you’re on the right side of things. James desperately trying to claim Zack Polanski is no friend to the community because he’s not a rancid anti trans person like James.

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Zack Polanski may be gay, but he's no friend of gay rights. His fanatical embrace of the 'TQ+' means he'd demolish lesbian-only spaces and push gender theory on young, gay kids. Gay, straight or hexagonal, Zack is bad news, says James Dreyfus
https://buff.ly/ugAHqAE

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

It's so funny that literally nobody wants Wes Streeting but he's zooming around with his haircut as if it's a done deal

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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

"ZACK POLANSKI SUSPECTED OF BEING THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE NAME CHANGE FROM JIF TO CIF"

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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I think I read somewhere that ppl who can draw a perfect circle are like psycho killers or something so I'm happy to report I'm 7% off that when I've had several brandies and half a bottle of lady petrol mino.mobi/draw

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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Well fuckadoodledoo @andyburnham.bsky.social this would be very not a brilliant idea, don't do it (also where tf is makerfield)

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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I see nothing undignified about brandishing bananas Cc @paperghost.bsky.social

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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I hate it for all of us that this is completely true and I'd bet my house on this happening

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Chris Pomfret @chrispomfret.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

We need to make Nazis hide again.

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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I just think we should start recognising ducks and calling them ducks now instead of being surprised after the quacking & the waddling turns out to be a duck.

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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Would be good if performers, musicians, writers, and other creative workers insisted on organisers not using genAI for advertising festivals, shows and events they're taking part in, in solidarity with visual artists, because it's absolutely everywhere at the moment. We need to stick together!

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Sir Balthazar Wobbly @sirwobbly.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Somehow this appears to have flown under my radar, but it has popped up on the BBC news site. Congratulations to Tor Pingree on becoming mayor of Worcester! @worcestergreens.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

Musician Tor Pingree announced as Worcester's youngest mayor

Worcester's new mayor says she is

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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

It appears I overslept as its now autumn

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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Oh my heart bleeds for them and all their racism Fuck em. I hope it happens again and again and again

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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

makes a surprising amount of u-turns and appoints more close associates of paedophiles than you'd expect from a competent person, doesn't he?

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ƬӇЄ ƝƛMЄ ƇƛƝƝƠƬ ƁЄ ƁԼƛƝƘ @correct.technical.li · 13/05/2026

So if they're using aliens to distract us from the Epstein Files, is this technically Alien vs. Predator?

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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I've had enough. I've gone to bed.

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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

the little-seen poppussy

a curious looking poppy decal on the side of a white van next to an england flag

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Hierophant Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Wes Streeting is a bland, lying, genitally-obsessed godbothering fascist bigot who has no qualifications or background in health care, data security, privacy, or any of the other related issues he so confidently shits out opinions on. The fact that people are considering him for PM says a LOT

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BOOsky Eldritch 🖤👻🦝 @tenredpencils1.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

see yer da’s having a normal one

A white van decorated with many strange icons and incantations. The images include of course: poppies, England flags, angry emojis and bulldogs. Phrases include: ‘if you tolerate this your children will be next’, ‘Ave got a rat in me kitchen’, ‘no tools left in van as all at number 10’ and ‘don’t look back in anger’

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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

If I was Wes Streeting, I'd probably have gone to the loo and then hung out in a corridor for a bit to make it look like I'd not just had my arse handed to me

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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

DAN NEEDLE DO KING CHARLES TAX CHALLENGE I dare you.

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Lee @leewilliamdesigns.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

A reform councillor clashed with Mothin Ali about immigration and she didn’t like that he mentioned far right racism. Apparently affronted by such things she took to her Facebook to declare it’s outrageous. Reading the replies, many of her fans say he should be ‘sent home’ Where to? Sheffield?

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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

They successfully managed to stop me and most of my neighbours and friends from ever voting for them again so I guess that's one way they were successful

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The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Oh it's so much worse than I realised They're removing sleep features and badges and inserting AI Free features get bumped off in favour of "premium" ones Anyone got any suggestions as to replacements?

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Roger Reynard @rogerday.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I was this year's old when I realised that kriton in Red Dwarf is

The Admirable Crichton. A pretty shit film which was presumably meant to show us oiks our role in life

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Baby octopus @mancalled.horse · 12/05/2026

Labour *could* have in their first week in power lifted the section 30 order and allowed the Scottish gender recognition act to gain royal assent. Labour *could* have in their first week removed the Tories' dying-gasp ban on lifesaving medicine for trans kids. Labour chose to go the other way.

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Andrew Guilford (a werewolf) @andrewguilford.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

The UK ranked 22nd in Europe. We were ranked 1st in 2015. Shameful

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Natalie Bennett @nataliegreenpeer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

If North London is your patch, and you're now, after the spectacular election results, wanting to find out more about green thinking, well I've got an event for that next month, at the wonderful @owlbookshop.bsky.social owlbookshop.co.uk/product/nata...

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Adam_Y @modernistpunk.com · 11/05/2026

Tune in to Starmer, where Starmer talks about Starmer and what Starmer stands for and what Starmer will do, despite Starmer not having already done, on Starmer at Starmer time, make or break, Starmer today. Starmer.

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Natalie Bennett @nataliegreenpeer.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Worth waiting for: @lewishamgreenparty.bsky.social don't just win control of our second London council, but win comprehensively: Final count is 40 Green councillors and 14 Labour Congratulations!! www.salamandernews.org/lewisham-ele...

salamandernews.org

Lewisham elections live: mayor and councillor results

Live reporting on Lewisham's election for mayor and councillors

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Stone Cold 𓅃 @bisexualmorpheus.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

The Labour diehards are fighting amongst themselves…

Abdi Duale @AbdiDuale_ • 16h
Some of us spent the week helping get councillors elected. Some of us chose to have a meltdown on Twitter.
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TL; DR: We can take Labour into single figures if we stay the course. x.com/AbdiDuale_/ sta...
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Mate, you lit the fuse. Thursday's rout was a direct consequence of your vote to bar Andy Burnham. You gave the Greens a seat, credibility, momentum, voters and now seats and councils.
Accepting personal and political responsibility is the least the party can expect of you.
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Presumably, given how terminally online you are, you have seen the results in GM. Almost certain that we would lose a mayoralty by-election.
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

they have no idea that Nigerians can vote here do they

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Casmilus @casmilus.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Reform UK have now had years to fix their vetting problems after Nigel whining that "it's an Establishment stitch-up". So when you see that next chart of them having 500 MPs in 2029, ask for the graph of how it will be shrinking rapidly in the first month as they expel all the Dave Flagnazis.

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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Pigeons learn faster than UK Labour

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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Ah a big happy birthday to an absolute smasher @theblueststar.bsky.social Have a wonderful day my darling xxx

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Cobie Cipher Triangulation Agency @cobieef.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Starmer Stans: Disappointing results for the Greens. The Green wave didn't occur. Greens: Sitting there with their best ever results after less than a year of Zack Polanski being leader. Labour: Worst ever results, massively hated across the country. 😂

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Cllr Sam Easterby-Smith @samsterby.com · 09/05/2026

So yesterday I got elected as the new #GreenParty councillor for Old Moat in Manchester. 💚 I genuinely didn’t expect this, thinking that I’d come a good second, but as it turned out I ended up with a majority of 640. #LocalElection2026 /1

Mandatory selfie with Hannah Spencer MP. We are grinning happily. I’m wearing a blue floral pattern shirt, a green rosette, and am bedangled by lanyards. She is wearing a green waistcoat and spotty shirt. In the background, a big hall with tables set out for counting votes.

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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I’m a foreigner who has contributed to a trans woman being elected to the Scottish Parliament. I hope it gives Nigel the night terrors.

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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

@wokeoaf.bsky.social It's in finally 2026 local election results | Trafford Council share.google/3EpnbjZSTxCH...

share.google

2026 local election results | Trafford Council

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Sue Cowley @suecowley.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Labour need to stop splitting the vote like this and step aside to avoid Reform getting in. 😉

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