Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I always knew you were an excellent human, OT. Let the chap chill in velvety, bog roll softness and you have a nice alfresco piss 😘 010
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Arse fuck, been ages and I totally forgot Alt text fig 1 Karl Marx Communist Manifesto Fig 2 a big ass diamond ring, like dead nice. White gold. 2120
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 18/09/20262 years since we went mental. Still love him, drives me mental, best friend, massive breath of fresh air, everyone should have one of these, cannot recommend enough 🥰 Ps enjoy the gifts we bought each other. I bought the book, he bought the fucking diamonds fgs 😭 22620
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Fab, real wide world shit aside natch 😁 will be back soon x 130
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Just popping in 😘 Be back again soon, not going to sulk forever x 020
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 18/05/2026This is possibly the most stupid reply I've seen on this thread, and the competition is stiff 070
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Both Manchester and Liverpool voted to remain by a larger % than London Who exactly the fuck do you think you're calling an idiot, gtfo of here with that shit 050
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Oh happy birthday to the legend himself, I hope he has a wonderful day 🥳 000
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Labour lost my vote. Greens got my vote *instead*. If Labour were worthy voting for, then I'd still vote for them 110
Reposted by Emu HpBaby octopus @mancalled.horse · 16/05/2026"But if Reform win the by-election they will have 1.3% of the seats in the House of Commons and democracy is doomed!" Ok, so why is it up to the party with 0.8% of the seats to do something about it rather than the party with 62% of the seats? 1326
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026But Sue? He's a man! You're a woman! So obviously it's fine to tell you your opinion is wrong 020
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Lol if I limit replies, I usually limit to ppl I follow so this very same thing can't happen I'm deffo going to check on who it is though, you're an excellent yardstick on who is block worthy 😁 120
Reposted by Emu HpLee @leewilliamdesigns.bsky.social · 15/05/2026When bitter, washed up ‘actor’, I mean extra, James Dreyfus hates you, you know you’re on the right side of things. James desperately trying to claim Zack Polanski is no friend to the community because he’s not a rancid anti trans person like James. 1214121
Reposted by Emu HpJimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 15/05/2026It's so funny that literally nobody wants Wes Streeting but he's zooming around with his haircut as if it's a done deal 2133
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I dont want any nonsense offuv anyone *however* my husband must shower me with gifts and treat me like I'm a kobe beef cow for the entire day 040
Reposted by Emu HpSimon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026"ZACK POLANSKI SUSPECTED OF BEING THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE NAME CHANGE FROM JIF TO CIF" 0172
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I mean, yes. We all know this is accurate too but you absolutely cannot argue in good faith that starmer has in any way righted a sinking ship. Its just nonsense. 110
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026If he had 'righted a sinking ship' then labour wouldn't have just taken the kicking they just did at locals would they 100
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I think that the periodic uncontrollable sobbing is probably quite beneficial to my pelvic floor 😭😭😭 110
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Poverty and deprivation in white majority areas is absolutely key to the success of the far right innit. Blame The Other, we see how badly educated some of these poor fucks are, recipe for success and a breeding ground for rw radicalisation 010
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Don't think they lost their minds tbh. I find that's how their minds always were. Salford is disappointing but a lot of the old guard red wall wc solidarity never actually was anti fascist, it was about yt poverty, they're fully taken by the Rupert Murdoch cookie analogy as The Sun et al tells them 110
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026YES BABE but also there's still too many of us that hate reform to let that shit slide inspite of what nazi fucks in bits of salford and like idk north mcr would let happen 110
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026static.klipy.comNikki GrahameAlt: Nikki Grahame 'Who Is She' meme A tiny little furious white girl in a bikini is sitting in the Big Brother diary chair, vexed af, gesticulating like billy-o (as my nana would say) saying WHO IS SHE If you don't know what I'm on about, you should catch this shit up. Excellent original telly before everything was ruined, and still higly watchable Ps she's died now #ripNikkiGrahame, you were a we star 140
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Quite a surprise to me, I've never seen this dude in my life 100
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Oh fr I think he'd be better than ks but yh wouldn't be exactly doing the wowing lots of ppl who were all #gtto were exactly hoping for 010
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026There are few people that physically repulse me as much as this man He's like what if snakebite vomit but kind of sentient 120
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Tell him I, as a ginger adjacent, went to the Caribbean in August and lived, twice Plus, the Iti's *adore* a ging. He'll be beating them off with a stick 000
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026*killing myself* trying to get higher than 93 rn Might try some er relaxants 010
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026He'd win in Rusholme though. As much as large amounts of us are fucked right off w starmer/current labour, there's enough staunch reds that think he'd make the changes they want to see I dont think he'd quite do that 110
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I think I read somewhere that ppl who can draw a perfect circle are like psycho killers or something so I'm happy to report I'm 7% off that when I've had several brandies and half a bottle of lady petrol mino.mobi/draw 290