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Emu Hp

@emuhp.bsky.social
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rascal 🐝 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇬💚 She/her Profile pic: white woman, blonde hair, close up of face wearing a colander viking helmet with bananas for horns Banner: a Barbie style font headline: 'the feminist agenda will kill us all'

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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I always knew you were an excellent human, OT. Let the chap chill in velvety, bog roll softness and you have a nice alfresco piss 😘
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Arse fuck, been ages and I totally forgot Alt text fig 1 Karl Marx Communist Manifesto Fig 2 a big ass diamond ring, like dead nice. White gold.
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
2 years since we went mental. Still love him, drives me mental, best friend, massive breath of fresh air, everyone should have one of these, cannot recommend enough 🥰 Ps enjoy the gifts we bought each other. I bought the book, he bought the fucking diamonds fgs 😭
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fab, real wide world shit aside natch 😁 will be back soon x
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just popping in 😘 Be back again soon, not going to sulk forever x
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bro hi ❤
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
@hedgehogsafety.bsky.social
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
@hedgehogsafety.bsky.social
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This is possibly the most stupid reply I've seen on this thread, and the competition is stiff
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Both Manchester and Liverpool voted to remain by a larger % than London Who exactly the fuck do you think you're calling an idiot, gtfo of here with that shit
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
...or a hitler tash made from mud at glastonbury
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Oh happy birthday to the legend himself, I hope he has a wonderful day 🥳
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I thought we cancelled her?
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Labour lost my vote. Greens got my vote *instead*. If Labour were worthy voting for, then I'd still vote for them
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Baby octopus @mancalled.horse · 16/05/2026
"But if Reform win the by-election they will have 1.3% of the seats in the House of Commons and democracy is doomed!" Ok, so why is it up to the party with 0.8% of the seats to do something about it rather than the party with 62% of the seats?
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
But Sue? He's a man! You're a woman! So obviously it's fine to tell you your opinion is wrong
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Lol if I limit replies, I usually limit to ppl I follow so this very same thing can't happen I'm deffo going to check on who it is though, you're an excellent yardstick on who is block worthy 😁
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Tf is a baconator
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This doesn't seem very Democracy-y of them
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Lee @leewilliamdesigns.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
When bitter, washed up ‘actor’, I mean extra, James Dreyfus hates you, you know you’re on the right side of things. James desperately trying to claim Zack Polanski is no friend to the community because he’s not a rancid anti trans person like James.
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Zack Polanski may be gay, but he's no friend of gay rights. His fanatical embrace of the 'TQ+' means he'd demolish lesbian-only spaces and push gender theory on young, gay kids. Gay, straight or hexagonal, Zack is bad news, says James Dreyfus
https://buff.ly/ugAHqAE
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Yes, it's for goods A ship like this shouldn't exist 😁
A fucking revolting cruise ship 'icon of the seas'

It definitely looks like it could be cake
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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It's so funny that literally nobody wants Wes Streeting but he's zooming around with his haircut as if it's a done deal
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I'd vote for you
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I dont want any nonsense offuv anyone *however* my husband must shower me with gifts and treat me like I'm a kobe beef cow for the entire day
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Boomers don't like being told when they're wrong mate
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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"ZACK POLANSKI SUSPECTED OF BEING THE MASTERMIND BEHIND THE NAME CHANGE FROM JIF TO CIF"
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I mean, yes. We all know this is accurate too but you absolutely cannot argue in good faith that starmer has in any way righted a sinking ship. Its just nonsense.
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Investigation is done buddy
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
If he had 'righted a sinking ship' then labour wouldn't have just taken the kicking they just did at locals would they
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It definitely isnt
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
How does twat grab you
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My guy, its *may*
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It was real I'm afraid, pickle
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I think that the periodic uncontrollable sobbing is probably quite beneficial to my pelvic floor 😭😭😭
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Poverty and deprivation in white majority areas is absolutely key to the success of the far right innit. Blame The Other, we see how badly educated some of these poor fucks are, recipe for success and a breeding ground for rw radicalisation
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Don't think they lost their minds tbh. I find that's how their minds always were. Salford is disappointing but a lot of the old guard red wall wc solidarity never actually was anti fascist, it was about yt poverty, they're fully taken by the Rupert Murdoch cookie analogy as The Sun et al tells them
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
YES BABE but also there's still too many of us that hate reform to let that shit slide inspite of what nazi fucks in bits of salford and like idk north mcr would let happen
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Nikki Grahame
Alt: Nikki Grahame 'Who Is She' meme A tiny little furious white girl in a bikini is sitting in the Big Brother diary chair, vexed af, gesticulating like billy-o (as my nana would say) saying WHO IS SHE If you don't know what I'm on about, you should catch this shit up. Excellent original telly before everything was ruined, and still higly watchable Ps she's died now #ripNikkiGrahame, you were a we star
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i support frankenstein action @rollerskater.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
quislings
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Quite a surprise to me, I've never seen this dude in my life
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I'm also drunk this evening
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Oh fr I think he'd be better than ks but yh wouldn't be exactly doing the wowing lots of ppl who were all #gtto were exactly hoping for
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Is it cake
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
IT IS????
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
There are few people that physically repulse me as much as this man He's like what if snakebite vomit but kind of sentient
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Tell him I, as a ginger adjacent, went to the Caribbean in August and lived, twice Plus, the Iti's *adore* a ging. He'll be beating them off with a stick
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Is that cunt not dead yet, why
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
*killing myself* trying to get higher than 93 rn Might try some er relaxants
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
He'd win in Rusholme though. As much as large amounts of us are fucked right off w starmer/current labour, there's enough staunch reds that think he'd make the changes they want to see I dont think he'd quite do that
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I think I read somewhere that ppl who can draw a perfect circle are like psycho killers or something so I'm happy to report I'm 7% off that when I've had several brandies and half a bottle of lady petrol mino.mobi/draw
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