The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ok so i want to watch traitors but can't watch it live & don't want spoilers - can we agree to use the hashtag so i can mute it 000
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026How does a country that has an insanely high homicide rate, manage to botch murdering someone? Give a pistol to the victim’s parent and get them to do it, if they want satisfaction so badly otherwise ban this barbaric judicial relic. 010
Reposted by The Corpse Formerly Known As MartnJames Marsh @jamesotron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026People who post screenshots from X have brain worms. 1122
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"You are a person, not a trash can full of money" is the most truthful sentence I will read today 010
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don't know why it's taken me so long to listen to The Pleasure Principle album by Gary Numan but it slaps more than the Tango guy 100
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026AI automation is the ultimate form of consumable pop music. It’s been the goal of the music industry - a product that costs nothing and rakes in 100% profit. There was pushback in the 90s when 80s synth was replacing bands but it’s been creeping back for a while now, with streaming slashing costs. 000
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 29/09/20269 games that made me who I am today. (more in alt text) 010
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Imagine the farmers' tractor blockade of Whitehall, but it's thousands of mobility scooters #triplelock 000
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'd solve my triple lock will-they-won't-they problem by simply dying when I hit 65 000
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I dunno, I'm cool with most pronouns, but I can't bring myself to call another human being "it" 000
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Call me old-fashioned but if you had five "potential terrorists" with "bombs" next to an RAF base, would it be prudent to NOT release them on bail? *inhales* UNLESS... 111
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Bluesky, alongside likes, shares and saves, should have a feature that lets you see how many blocks a post got. 010
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What I’m bringing to the job interview (Credit: @mrlovenstein.bsky.social) 010
Reposted by The Corpse Formerly Known As MartnBen Mitchell @bmitchellwrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Wonderful. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...theatlantic.comHow to Destroy a Lesbian BarThe scourge of COVID led to drive-by whinings disguised as activism. 011
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In an airBnB with the family and my brother-in-law, who has never been in one before, is cooking pork belly in the oven. The whole house stinks of burning pork fat 010
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This, but the trumpet player is liberals and TRUMP is the sound coming out of the instrument. 110
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026As a former short-term bar manager at a booze n burger stand in Leicester, the ban was just the footie. Rugby matches there were not subject to the same restrictions. IME footie fans were (mostly) shouty entitled lager drinking asses while the rugby lot were polite bitter drinkers 100
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026From purely ahuman point of view - as far as recouping your losses go, this is a daft idea because booze & cigs are the most heavily taxed consumable items going. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukTories would prevent long-term jobless spending benefits on alcohol and cigarettesThe proposals would also see benefits cut for people who are able to work but have failed to hold down a job. 020
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Is anyone else getting a dark sense of foreboding about what's happening? Like, it really feels like the shit is about to hit the fan and we, the fan, can't see it hurtling towards us. 210
Reposted by The Corpse Formerly Known As MartnEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend 5695383401
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Oh damn that happened at my school too. I can't listen to the song now without thinking twice 100
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I read the Facebook comments section. Never read the Facebook comments section. 000
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Found a can of chicken & mushroom soup in the cupboard that expired in January this year. Opened it, cooked it, ate it, seemed ok then after rinsing the can, noticed it was rusty inside and reader, it's been a good runstatic.klipy.comTam and friend outdoorsAlt: Tam and friend outdoors, throws up peace sign then vanishes 000
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I started with rubber keys, then got clicky for about 30 years and I gotta say that the non clicky ones are great for 1:46am posts that don't wake up the missus 000
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026static.klipy.comMichael Gove: 'People Have Had Enough of Experts'Alt: Michael Gove: 'People Have Had Enough of Experts' 010
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm gonna pop some tags Only got $20 in my pocket... 🎶 000
Reposted by The Corpse Formerly Known As Martntrees (spooky 🍂👻🦉) @treesofgreen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Republicans strive to make sure everything gets worse, while Democrats strive to make sure nothing gets any better. 527211
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Odd how early on there was wall-to-wall coverage of the war in Iran but now we barely hear anything and diesel's two quid a litre 000
Reposted by The Corpse Formerly Known As MartnLAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026 157154033921
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A propos of nothing, I've been reminded about Thrift Shop and it slaps 000
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You don't have to get into a political debate to find out what side they're on - just ask them if they'd open for Ed Sheeran 020
Reposted by The Corpse Formerly Known As MartnSMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This isn't a metaphor. Just a story about a roach. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/roach-2 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com 10842241
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Just got treated to Cilla Black’s Alfie over the speakers at the market and now The Algorithm is playing Ed Sheeran like it’s trying to make me go postal 000
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Reminds me of times that papers have bought exclusive rights to stories and then sat on them indefinitely 000
Reposted by The Corpse Formerly Known As Martnyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks 442939628
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Petition to bring the thorn ( þ ) and the eth ( ð ) back into the English language 010
Reposted by The Corpse Formerly Known As MartnKieran McClung @kieranmcclung.co.uk · 17/09/2026Finished my last big training run for the Lincoln Half Marathon. I’m saving the 21.1km for the big day. Legs are killing and I can’t wait to get my evenings back, so if you could share this link, it’d make my day! And more importantly, raise money for SpecialEffect www.justgiving.com/page/kieran-... 1155
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is an absolutely wonderful watch - Adam's barely restrained excitement just makes this fascinating video even better www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BNK...youtube.comPreserving WWII’s Most Battle-Damaged BomberYouTube video by Adam Savage’s Tested 000
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I just had to explain what "mogging" and "maxxing" were to my son and I'm not sure this is how parenting is supposed to work 010
Reposted by The Corpse Formerly Known As MartnDocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 17/09/2026How your email finds me #art #cats #ExistentialCrisis 216459
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My iPhone4 works just fine but I can’t use it for anything more than a phone because none of the apps work. I hate buying tech products because I know that they’ll just brick one day and I don’t even get the choice to use my solid Ericsson T39m bc they’re turning off all the 2G transmitters 000
Reposted by The Corpse Formerly Known As MartnTheo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 17/09/2026wasting time should be mandatory 514150
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I think it’s the accounts who post Liberal memes without comment or alt text that are some of the worst on here. There’s nothing you can do to stop it appearing on your feed, other than block it when it happens. Yes, your president is a cunt, I don’t need to see his AI-filtered ass on a daily basis 110
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I want the UK gov to take this very seriously and honour the results of this clearly well thought-out and contingency planned referendum. Piddingxit means Piddingxit. 000
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026He's turned the weans against us 000
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026MAYBE if I was making Bezos money, but I'm broke af and need every penny so pardon me if I want to stay until the building closes 010
Reposted by The Corpse Formerly Known As MartnHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel 3365261328
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Not to sound ultra-capitalist but we had a market traders' meeting where I was pleading the case for there to be core hours where everyone's open (yes, stalls open late and/or go early) & another trader said "what happens when you decide you've made enough money for the day?" What is this "enough" 000
The Corpse Formerly Known As Martn @biggs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Had a skin cancer op this morning and I just want to say fuck cancer - all forms of it. It's ok at the moment but the anaesthetic is still in effect. Four bloody stitches for that wee bastard. 010