Reposted by emudevBen Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ruin a book by adding a word: Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Thatcher 101780121
Reposted by emudevTalia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 11/10/2026Small island kingdom's state-owned propaganda arm censors woman's pro civil rights message 2053761312
Reposted by emudevIGN @ign.com · 07/10/2026The Dungeons & Dragons and Magic: The Gathering teams at Wizards of the Coast have just announced they're unionizing. In a letter of demands, the union has urged Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast leaders to stop pushing generative AI. bit.ly/4hMhPzG 6774352282
Reposted by emudevjess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners. 1087684000
Reposted by emudevCthulhootie & the Blowfish @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie 912640290
Reposted by emudevNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a... 162795616
Reposted by emudevfishttp:// @fishttp.website · 02/10/2025all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd 72362774
Reposted by emudevcalizaybak.bsky.social @calizaybak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hard to believe this guy lost two elections in one night huh? 13726
Reposted by emudevHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Carney is truly the Reagan of Canada. A calming, paternalistic figure in a period of apocalyptic uncertainty who galvanizes the economy with short-sighted right wing fiscal policies. And like Reagan, every disaster that Canada encounters in the future will be traceable to his administration. 482470549
Reposted by emudevcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go 123145092811
Reposted by emudevM @malvartinez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026At a party given by a billionaire on Shelter Island, Kurt Vonnegut informs his pal, Joseph Heller, that their host, a hedge fund manager, had made more money in a single day than Heller had earned from his novel Catch-22. Heller responds, “Yes, but I have something he will never have … enough.” 113726
emudev @emudev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026should be 20% of the length or less so i can only watch the last quarter where they get to the point 040
Reposted by emudevvideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 06/09/2026shadowrun, magazine screenshot, snes (1993) archive.org/details/Vide... 019743
emudev @emudev.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It's maybe 50/50 with his foreign policy whether or not I'm gonna be pissed off or genuinely pretty pleased (ie work w American investors vs deals with Europe & Asia). Mixed bag. But fuckin hell his batting average for domestic policy is pretty rough. 100
Reposted by emudevThe Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/202625 years 43136222798
Reposted by emudevtunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place. 426174333862
Reposted by emudevdwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026[0006252] Snakes have too many lungs 04612
Reposted by emudevbig bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time 215167564232
emudev @emudev.bsky.social · 07/09/2026OK, but how much effort went into the mamdani head on the original image? (effort put forward by one of the ghouls at the post, I might add) I think we all get your point, it's just kind of dumb 010
Reposted by emudevNeovagina Evangelion @gammarae.design · 04/09/2026The AI companies love it when people believe this. The "rogue agents" are cyclical scripts that just reprompt themselves in an environment that's poorly secured enough that a scraped method from stackexchange archives lets it run curl remotely. Call it what it is: publicity+corpo illegal behaviour 210944
Reposted by emudevPyperkub @pyperkub.bsky.social · 31/08/2026From the @doctorow.pluralistic.net archives Wilhoit's Law. I laughed, because I had to. pluralistic.net/2025/08/26/s... 010127
Reposted by emudevThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’ 422669606
Reposted by emudevcorpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Chani: tell me of the dressings of your home world Paul: well you got ranch, buttermilk ranch, peppercorn ranch, balsamic vinaigrette, green goddess, thousand island- Chani: what is this ‘island’ Paul: don’t ever interrupt me 3925122
Reposted by emudevDale Smith @journodale.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Absolutely done with American Democrats over in the Bad Place posting about how they "stand with Mark Carney" and so on, but they're still going to whine about our boycotts and do nothing about Trump. Oh, maybe they can hold another "No Kings" rally on a Saturday! That'll show Trump! 611232
Reposted by emudevFubar 🇨🇦 @captainfubar.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The mild distaste I have for Quebec politics leaving my body when I found out Trump threatened Quebec culture and the French language during trade negotiations 312037259
Reposted by emudevAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I've met pro-Putin Europeans and Canadians, they're even worse than pro-Putin USians or 3rd world posters; they've had real educations and can process information much faster but somehow ended up being absolute fucking losers while being given the citizenship by birth lottery. 1923221
Reposted by emudevStina Womack @trickpixel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I first thought Gates was vaguely bad, then understood him to be a philandering shithead, but TIL he's actually a murderer. All billionaires exploit. We need to eradicate them. (By which I mean tax them into non-existence, not something more nefarious.) 15118
Reposted by emudevRev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 13/08/2026so The Tragedy of the Commons really was just The Tragedy of You're A Dick all along 13710
Reposted by emudevGraeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 13/08/2026“I wonder what Bjork is up to these days” 45914
Reposted by emudevnora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 07/08/2026i think training a machine to assist you in writing with a calculated "average voice" is inherently fascist 126837
Reposted by emudevREAR NAKED COCK CAGE @dogihad.meangirls.online · 07/08/2026I'm still considering Mitch McConnell dead I don't have to recognize that shit 1576
Reposted by emudevDelilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Getting real sick of slop midwives pleading for a 'respectful discussion' of AI as relates to the arts. Your use of AI to 'make art' is not respectful. It benefits from stolen art, destroys the planet, and does not make you an artist any more than someone driving 26.2 miles is a marathoner. 13979279
emudev @emudev.bsky.social · 03/08/2026For some of the people who got brainwashed by this leather-faced dipshit, yeah, maybe it's a trauma response. But RFK Jr wasn't traumatized. He's just a monster. 020
Reposted by emudevThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 03/08/2026Canadians overwhelmingly demand wealth tax after Kevin O’Leary says it will make him move awaythebeaverton.comCanadians overwhelmingly demand wealth tax after Kevin O’Leary says it will make him move awayOTTAWA - Pollsters report a split among Canadians over the idea of higher tax on the assets of wealthy individuals, though support skyrockets after noting that Kevin O'Leary has vowed that he will res... 44970451682
Reposted by emudevJonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 02/08/2026It's nice to be reminded how our news media reported the outbreak of a global pandemic as "the scientists say this, but the people who aren't scientists say this, who knows where the truth lies, the debate goes on" and then millions of people dropped dead. 112439
Reposted by emudevannette hegel @erstelinie.bsky.social · 01/08/20261/5 I love how people are all "omg, Tobi Lütke is an asshole" about his latest "only rich people should get the vote" stunt. He has been a fascist PoS for a long time. A quick thread: 173
Reposted by emudevFio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 27/07/2026We were poor growing up so we had to buy abridged manga. I only got to read The Gist of The North Star 6044071448
Reposted by emudev𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 26/07/2026when I get mad at a stupid comment online 42139734
emudev @emudev.bsky.social · 26/07/2026oh christ I didn't even read far enough for "laundrettes that offer to fist you" barforama 000
Reposted by emudevGwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I stared at this headline a full minute trying to imagine a reasonable explanation. And then it turned out to be literally actually the picture that had first popped into my head 10382106
Reposted by emudevGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10/04/2024remembering the greatest interview of all time 1382712086
![Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?
Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.
You’re right, that does sound grim.
Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.
I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qnyq7wies2uc56bzqmfz4q25/bafkreief4hu7c6hd6ymgqnsaejlaipfuj7fq4ka2tkix72pionkb3dkkdy)
