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@autistic-ankou.bsky.social
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nonbinary, neurodivergent, haunted. they/them.

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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 4m
I mean, did this movie have even a single wombat in it
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 3h
yellow hat guy up front is like "oh my god that hand is almost as big as mine are"
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 5h
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 19h
okay, it is not all that easy to do the classic white-bandage-wraps mummy look and not have it just look cartoonish, but yknow what, that's a pretty good mummy, kudos to Ken Bald
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Lee Draws Stuff @leedrawsstuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Spocktober 2026 - Day 3 - Classic TOS Spock "He was much more than the Science Officer for the USS Enterprise." - Charles Bolden, NASA Administrator, 2015 Read more on Patreon (leedrawsstuff) #spocktober #spocktober26 #startrek #spock #llap
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
...right, it's definitely Data responsible for that, not like, the people that programmed the chatbots to exploit well-known patterns of human behavior c'mon man
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ELIZA effect - Wikipedia
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tea is for toby! | PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE demo out now! @teaisfortoby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
every loop, a new medical condition. you've got 16 hours to get it diagnosed. caduceus, a disability yuri horror vn about endless cycles of medical trauma, is out now for free! - investigate your symptoms - convince your doctor - shape yourself into the perfect patient - find a way to escape
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ladies and gentlemen of every gender, allow me to present to you: stripey
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
famous nepo baby Clark Kent
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Jonathan and Martha Kent - Wikipedia
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
jeffrey katzenberg has done many a thing, but the thing I always think of is the story about him flipping out at the animators on The Black Cauldron after they had to explain to him that no, they could not in fact edit and re-cut an animated film like a live action one
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
nyt gonna take recoil damage with all this struggle
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh dear, I take it Gavin didn't watch that Mythbusters episode
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
PORTLAND, OR—Admitting that he was completely at a loss over what he could possibly add, NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll told reporters Monday that he was struggling to improve upon the raw sexuality of th...
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
to be that gullible about something so obvious is DEEPLY embarrassing, especially for folks whove positioned themselves as 'deeper thinkers than most, who see all sides.' tromp has proven they were just wandering through life as endless marks with their own homemade t-shirts that say 'big smart boy'
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
aside from anything else, sternly announcing "hey gamers, we expect you to RESPECT our game" ahead of your extremely massive game release does seem like a fascinating choice
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Douglas Adams: life seems harsh and cruel. i feel all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain Barker: i got great news for you! Barker: the treatment is simple Barker: the great humorist douglas adams is doing a reading tonight. go see him. Adams: but doctor
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Steven Boyett: what's this? do we have a skunk fucker in the house? Frank Belknap Long: get outta here, mundane, & take your fursecution with you! Brian Jacques: [squeaking] fursecution! fursecution! Boyett: ooo fine! Boyett: you win this round Boyett: but senator tuberville's gonna hear about this!
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Wholesome Games @wholesomegames.com · 24/09/2026
MR. RECORDS combines shop sim and rhythm mechanics to tell a story about doing what you love! 🎶 "Meet George, an old dreamer with an extraordinary gift that lets him transcend through music. After a lifetime of standing still, he breaks free from routine and opens the store he always wished for."
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Picard management tip: If you've recently turned into a monster, go take a vacation.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026
August 2026 saw another sixty-nine cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimes committed by Trump and his administration. #LestWeForgetTheHorrors buff.ly/tl8KxXX
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Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: August 2026: Atrocities 1211-1280
August 2026 saw another sixty-nine cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimes committed by Trump and his administration.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
Jesus: *rises after three days* God: (while reading newspaper) well look who decided to join us
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Rob Beschizza @beschizza.com · 23/09/2026
The time is nearly perfect for a movie about the famously chaotic and dramatic 1976 production of Star Wars, starring Ewan McGregor as Alec Guinness and Hayden Christiansen as David Prowse.
Ewan McGregor looking a lot like Alec GuinnessHayden CHristiansen looking a lot like Dave Prowse
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rose: anyway this girl now has to deal with her mom and her new stepmom being dancing cannibals Rose: she can mull on that while sitting for long periods of time gazing out the window of a bus Rose: kinda like a filler episode of evangelion Franz Kafka: those are my favorite Rose: uh huh sure right
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
"I really like free speech. I love how I get to say anything I want, and it’s totally fine, no problem. I don’t like when you do that, though. I only like it when I do it, or when people do it the way I told them to do it. That’s when I really like free speech." buff.ly/grNcahK
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I Like Free Speech So Much That I’ve Decided It’s Just Mine Now
“I like so many things about free speech. I like that my friends on TV can say they want to kill homeless people and then keep showing up for work like nothi...
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anj @forecastoctopus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
couple de kelley sketches
black and white sketch of a deforest kelley headshotgreyscale sketch of deforest kelley as bob kirby in “variety girl”
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"include catnip to boost engagement" well you heard it here first folks
a large flat purple cardboard box containing a MEIJER GRAVEYARD CAT SCRATCHER, showcased with a siamese cat photoshopped onto a corrugated cardboard scratching pad with a frame, backdrop and arch done up like a cartoon cemetary. "Corrugate provides healthy scratching habits" and "Includes catnip to boost engagement" the box says.
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
really taking the ol bsky "are you surprised" energy to new levels here, huh
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We don’t want thunder; we want rum
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's nearly nine in the evening, and nobody's coming to save us.
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Ben Fleuter @benfleuter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Bee Wizard - A short comic about a little guy with a big destiny.
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's a quarter to six. Fuck.
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a photo of a big gray cat with a sticky note that says BEAST OF GÉVAUDAN on his side, taken approximately .5 seconds before he tried to eat the sticky note
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
these guys keep thinking that using sci-fi terminology to describe mundane things will make the mundane thing more impressive instead of being equivalent to putting a sticky note that says BEAST OF GÉVAUDAN on your housecat
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Starfleet Design 🖍🖖 @starfleetdesign.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The alt text here contains my favourite bit of wormhole trivia.
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
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elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH? 
folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE? 
supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE? 
slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ngl Shiv you would have an uphill battle running here but here's an insider tip: promise total annihilation/banishment of Halyomorpha halys, the brown marmorated stinkbug, and the state will unite behind you
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Aliette de Bodard @aliettedebodard.com · 18/09/2026
Rotfl
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
"I make the rules now, and you mustn’t defy me!" — President Donald Trump
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Anguished, Screaming Trump Bans Father’s Ghost From Press Room For Silently Pointing At Him
WASHINGTON—Forcefully closing his eyes, grasping his head with both hands, and repeatedly screaming to be left alone, a visibly anguished President Donald Trump was observed Thursday banning the ghost...
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm really tired guys
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
'oh so you want china to beat us' bro what the hell do i care leave me to the humble life i am trying to build for myself
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ngl Mr Thomas Jonathan Ossoff sir I am not feeling super great about sticking with the "no politician would dare to do x" model
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nice means of production. Would be a shame if anyone were to seize them
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Krista D Ball is Canada's Spooky Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That's enough RTing people. Bottom line: A bunch of Americans are upset that Canadians are treating blue state Americans exactly how blue state Americans have always treated red state Americans. 🚬
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
wait so he has a ghost guide dog...but in like a regular harness? is he just walking around with an apparently empty guide dog harness like the hearse with the ghost horse outside the Haunted Mansion?
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
no way man, Robbie Rotten HATED Trump
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My man looks like a mobster who's just been pantsed by Bugs Bunny
Pete Hegseth, looking like a cocktail you found the morning after a party
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