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very functional person @emojicity.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Holding my girls extra tight tonight
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
me: gimme all your mash him: did..did you just say- me: mash. omg i did him: lol me: started to say money, then cash jumped into my head, i've never done this before sorry him: np my dude, take it from the top me: gimme all your coney fuck
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very functional person @emojicity.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
i only started data science-ing like 3 years ago. my pfp is because i took a pic of a motherboard out of an old pc my dad was getting rid of and i liked the aesthetic but i lost the pic and i just googled one similar. i was waitressing full time at that point
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very functional person @emojicity.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
my code actually works fine I just need more of it
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very functional person @emojicity.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
i'm gonna post here I swear
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very functional person @emojicity.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
reading reviews of mt everest
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
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very functional person @emojicity.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
everyone please give me one (1) lotto number. DO NOT look at the other numbers, it has to be pure. you can pick 1 - 45 inclusive
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very functional person @emojicity.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Guess I'll just make my own cottage cheese then
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dame @dame.is · 10/02/2025
i feel like not enough attention is being paid to the video game symbolism in kendrick’s performance…
an overhead shot of kendrick’s performance showing that the stage looked like a playstation controller
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very functional person @emojicity.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
feel like going for a walk for maybe 20 kms or maybe 5 days idk
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
"no rapping tonight" why? "you rap about blood meridian everytime, it's embarrassing" ok [after one beer] uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda euclidian
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futur 🔹 @futur.blue · 09/12/2024
why do they call it app view when you view the app posts view app read the posts
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
(two minutes after sitting down) Oh shit dude I think that's Godot lol, see ya. (Confidently getting into wrong car
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I’m sick of the Louvre gatekeeping access to great works of art. They should let you borrow the Mona Lisa for the weekend
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very functional person @emojicity.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
look but don't touch. is that anything?
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Kira_isa @shadowedkira.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Plot twist: This chicken isn’t here to surrender, it’s here to negotiate. The audacity. The drama. The boldness of walking into the lion’s den like, ‘We need to talk, Colonel.’ Honestly, this is the energy I aspire to have in life. 🐔🔥
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 20/11/2024
[introducing girlfriend to my family] me: this is my girlfriend janine janine: hi wife: what the fuck
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very functional person @emojicity.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
can't even be woke now. due, of course, to woke
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very functional person @emojicity.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Skeets is bad but Bluesky is also a terrible name
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Bryan Cheong @bryanc.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
did u practise 2day
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
What if we kissed under the King Kong Nipple Bamboo Tube Slide?
Two playground, light-brown tube slides that kind of look like bamboo extending from the chest area of a large-ish King Kong statue.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
For sale: ship of theseus Condition: used, like new
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Never forget that when Seoul, Korea removed the Cheonggyecheon expressway in 2003 and replaced it with a restored stream, 1000 acre park and improved public transit, not only did it transform the city’s public life and economic success, but the car traffic got better. The traffic got BETTER.
Expressway before removalStream and park after
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
WATCH: The BEST public art is MORE than just art — it’s functional too. This really smart integrated art in a recent project in central OSLO draws you in, supports both place-making and way-finding, and reveals all the mid-block nooks & crannies that you might NEVER know about without that art!
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
An academic study found that on July 13, 2024 — the day Musk endorsed Trump — there was a systemic change across Twitter resulting in massive increases in reach for Musk and other accounts supporting Trump. This should be a scandal.
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Bec @bec2222.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Instagram is all videos now and I miss the days when my photography had a fighting chance of being seen. So here’s an Oregon waterfall from a few years ago.
Waterfall pouring into a clear pool of water.
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very functional person @emojicity.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I'm at least a 50% better person for having listened to this
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Not a fan of the "skeets" terminology either, which is why I prefer to call my posts "les petites morts."
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very functional person @emojicity.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
do you ever hit post and you kinda know it's a bad idea but you do it anyway?
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I hate when boxing announcers say a boxer is "down for the count." I don't care that he loves Dracula I just want to know who's winning.
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Frogboi 🫒 @frogboi.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Masked Witch
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Rohit @strangeloopcanon.com · 16/11/2024
BREAKING: Jake Paul's next matchup confirmed against Joe Biden
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Paul Gaughan @googan.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
The last Photo I took.... Hopefully the first of many more over here on Bluesky...
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Keep your friend's clothes but keep your enemy's toaster
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very functional person @emojicity.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
my right thumb hits the post button when i scroll. my left thumb hits the refresh feed button when I scroll. otherwise perfect no notes
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very functional person @emojicity.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
need more cheeses
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very functional person @emojicity.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
indoor hammock
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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
There's a very good moon out there tonight. Definitely worth a look if you've got clearish skies. This is a Tulip Tree decorating the full moon. 🌿 #NativePlants
A full round moon with a lacy pattern made by tree branches covering it
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
you was in the club without clarity of purpose
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
You look like you enjoy using one ply toilet paper
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Miz Blue (Melanie) @bluebookworm.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Watching cabinet appointments getting announced like…
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‏ deepfates @deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com · 14/11/2024
They're called tweets
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Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 15/11/2024
Has anyone made the "postrats leaving a sinking ship" joke yet?
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zestular @zestular.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
first date idea: January 1, 1970
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