Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 13/06/2026BREAKING: Court rules the Kennedy Center is to be renamed to The Joe Biden and Donald J. Trump and The John F. Kennedy Center 020
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 12/06/2026My Puritan ancestors would rightfully regard the AI doing my job for me as a demonic spirit 010
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 13/05/2026It's unfortunate that recreational ketamine's reputation has been tarnished by Elon Musk 010
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 02/02/2026Punxsutawney Phil finds himself in Epstein files; six more weeks of winter 000
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 28/01/2026The big tech experience is spending all morning discovering that you need to use Bludgeon HFC Init tools for the Metastable migration w.r.t. the Zombo Lite rules Then you find the documentation for the stack and it's a My Little Pony picture and a message saying the page has moved 020
Reposted by Dan Nouementxlr8harder @xlr8harder.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I'm here to share news of the X dot com the everything app clown fire. Nikita copied Bluesky's starter pack feature but made it worse by centralizing curation without understanding any of the communities involved (i mean, how could he?) 6612
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 22/01/2026All music streaming services should have two sliders: novelty and obscurity. Cranking up the first should give you more new tracks and cranking up the second should give you deeper cuts. 080
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 22/01/2026Someone who never responds to your requests is an "ask hole." 040
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 22/01/2026What just happened? Was there a mass exodus? Was I tagged somewhere? 6291
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 13/01/2026Did you hear about the guy who bought some Moogs from the '70s and, in doing so, paid for the synths of his father? 060
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 11/01/2026Both the dating and the job market feel so cursed because technology has drastically reduced the cost of applying. 120
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 11/01/2026Found a good person on online dating. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to do with all that time I used to spend going on online dates. 130
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 08/01/2026I turned down a job working on steam engines. It was a mist opportunity. 1131
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 08/01/2026Forget meeting her dad, the real trial is meeting her rescue dog 010
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 22/12/2025I told my brother about this comic I had ChatGPT draw and he said I have too much free time 020
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 11/12/2025Groundhog Day is a movie about an empty man who breaks out of his life of crime, mayhem, and nihilism by sleeping with his coworker 010
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 10/12/2025The existence of Madlibs implies the existence of Angry Conservatives 250
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 10/12/2025Very soon, "not writing like an LLM" will become a class shibboleth 010
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 04/12/2025Man, these AI generated recaps are getting harsh 140
Reposted by Dan NouementMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/11/2025Autocorrect has become our worst enema. 329124482470
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 30/10/2025My parents in Texas said they read a good book on AI and they'd send it to me 060
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 28/10/2025When styles from 2017 are looking noticeably dated 220
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 25/10/2025My uncle is a really good lead guitarist who is in a band with the Aerosmith drummer and was invited to play with Foghat 2221
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 24/10/2025I mistook "allowed" for "aloud" and was accused of being homophonic 010
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 24/10/2025I want to go to a tech conference and assert I'm a trans-HUMANT-ist (not trans-HUMAN-ist). Sorry guys, I'm not interested in enhancing humans, just being a nomad and herding goats. 030
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 24/10/2025I wish I could just capture all of my favorite moots still on X and bring them here 010
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 24/10/2025Reasons to date: ❌ Companionship ❌ Intimacy ✅ Finding someone who can accurately tell you the ways you're screwed up 010
Reposted by Dan Nouementneutral @neutral.zone · 24/10/2025Unlike the masturbatory fever dream of Roko, this one already exists. It’s here now. It’s simple: You must strip cost, friction, and redundancy now, or you lose to someone who will. 2284
Reposted by Dan Nouementneutral @neutral.zone · 23/10/2025sloptimization: solve just enough of the problem that the output is usable for its context class 182
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 23/10/2025Never argue with a defensive lineman. He'll never take accountability for ANYTHING. 010
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 16/06/2025Idea: make a podcast with friends but don't publish or even record it 050
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 28/01/2025This sounds like a Goo Goo Dolls song lyric > You can't fight the fish that ain't comin' > Can't ye see the world where you stand > When everything looks like the white whale > I just want you to know I'm Ahab 030
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 20/12/2024Found this old video of my dog listening to me play piano. I swear to God she's enjoying it and even waiting for the chord to resolve at the end. 050
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 06/12/2024The world is an overstuffed toy box and we are spoiled children too jaded to appreciate the toys 160
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 05/12/2024We see so many terrible reddit posts about relationships. Here's a fantastic one (on love). 2213
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 27/11/2024Foreign adversaries worried that Bluesky is not well suited to corrupt the minds of our youth 0130
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 27/11/2024The craziest thing about meditation is you'll just be about your day and realize happiness is just an internal state you can visit whenever you want, and your problems spring from the poorly fitting role you're playing which can easily be discarded 1220
Dan Nouement @nomanautomata.dneu.baby · 25/11/2024"This social media site is an echo chamber" is a separate issue from"this social media site is a battlefield." I would like to see a site that is neither an echo chamber nor a battlefield, but X is doing is a worse job than any other site I've been on because it boosts controversy. 090
