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Emily Richardson @emjric.bsky.social · 4h

We didn't need a 45 minute Uncloaked tonight. #CelebrityTraitors

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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 4h

"I'm here because I sniff out liars for a living" is a bold play for a host of the Today programme #CelebrityTraitors

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Robert Dallas Gray @robertdallasgray.com · 4h

you cannot kill acaster and let rajan live. it is against god

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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 4h

Ross when someone touches him #CelebrityTraitors

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Emily Richardson @emjric.bsky.social · 4h

No serious person would save Amol over James. #CelebrityTraitors

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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 4h

oh, he's PIIIIIISSSSSED - put it in an IV drip and hook it to my veins #CelebrityTraitors

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Steven Perkins @stevenperkins.bsky.social · 4h

always fun to see what roles the celebs envisage themselves in: Ross clearly thinks he's the protagonist, Amol totally reckons he's the Trusted Narrator #CelebrityTraitors

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Robin ✨🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✨ @msrobinhosking.bsky.social · 5h

This is like an acid trip already #celebritytraitors

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Shahan Miah @shahanshahan.bsky.social · 5h

I've just declared myself as a traitor by mistake #CelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors

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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 5h

I CANNOT COPE WITH THIS

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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 5h

🎵 Don't be suspicious🎵 🎵Don't be suspicious🎵 🎵Don't be suspicious🎵 #CelebrityTraitors

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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 5h

“… I’m also 10% psychopath.” You’re under-counting there, Amol.

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AliQuack @aliquack.bsky.social · 5h

I already want to murder Amol Rajan #CelebrityTraitors

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Emily Richardson @emjric.bsky.social · 5h

Why is that young musician lad dressed as Emily Gilmore? #CelebrityTraitors

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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I love that the U.S. government now has ideas so dumb that the fact checks are simply “yeah this isn’t a parody, it’s real”

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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 20h

"An ambulance was seen arriving at the prison where Pike was to be executed and then leaving. Medical aid was being administered, according to online federal court records." The utter absurdity of the state trying twice to kill someone and then calling an ambulance. We must end the death penalty.

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Tennessee inmate still alive after being administered two lethal injections, her lawyer says

Christa Pike, 50, was 18 when she murdered a classmate. She would be the first woman the state has executed in more than 200 years.

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026

DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT

I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.

Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold

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Emily Richardson @emjric.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Nonogenarian at church lunch: No, I don't like Nigella: she sounds like she's orgasming every time she speaks. Curate: That's why some of us like her!

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Raahimisgod Nigella Lawson

Alt: Raahimisgod Nigella Lawson

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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables

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Emily Richardson @emjric.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Honestly, where to begin Google...

Google Maps button reads "Report a problem on Garvaghy Rd"

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Emily Richardson @emjric.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The reveal of Lucy's T Rex made me uncontrollably belly laugh. 🦖

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Emily Richardson @emjric.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Youth Bible Study was great. Really great questions, but my quote of the night was "oh yeah, I know what happened. They ate the fruit and their clothes fell off".

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Emily Richardson @emjric.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Trump talking about Scotland Yard foiling an indecent in Gloucestershire. He actually thinks we live like this...

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Basil of Baker Street's Sassy Pose

Alt: Basil of Baker Street's Sassy Pose

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Emily Richardson @emjric.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Staff WhatsApp saying the dead pigeon has been cleared away from the church doors. That will make the Pet Blessing service tomorrow more ambient.

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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He imposed Shania Law

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mcc @dryad.technology · 25/09/2026

Why is billionaire-owned media suddenly coming all at once with pieces against drinking fluids. What is this manufacturing consent for. Is it building toward something. Should I be afraid

@wsj.com‬
You don’t need to make drinking water a part-time job since too much of it doesn’t have any real health benefit.

@washingtonpost.com‬
Is asking someone to leave the beverages at home for an interview as fussy as reminding a lady to wear pantyhose or a gentleman to ask before lighting a cigarette?

We assembled a team of Post staffers across the newsroom — and commenters — to find out:

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“how can i, a target of multiple assassination attempts, get my name on the building where someone was famously assassinated” he pondered without a hint of foreboding

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Emily Richardson @emjric.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I have never wanted anything more.

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Emily Richardson @emjric.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just did a Rona test I feel that shitty. It's clear, though so it's just REGULAR lurgy.

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“Trump TV” is being launched at 7pm EST today after all the major TV news networks pulled out of the White House. This is state sponsored media. You will only see, hear and read what they want you to know. It won’t be the truth. It won’t be journalism. It’ll be 24/7 propaganda.

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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Roses are red Their stems are quite narrow

Daily Record headline: Drunk woman steals 45ft ferry while shouting 'I'm Jack Sparrow'. Subhead: ALISON WHELAN drank Lambrini and ate poisonous nightshade before boarding the ferry and drifting up a river on the tide.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

google search used to be like sending an deep sea diver off to search the ocean for buried treasure and now it’s like haggling with hundreds of angry men at a crowded bazar, all offering you slightly different versions of what you didn’t ask for.

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Emily Richardson @emjric.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm good for a freaky time, thanks... #totp

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

One of modern civilisation’s great moments. THE SWEDISH CHEF RAPPER'S DELIGHT

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Emily Richardson @emjric.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Lloyds are using Urban Cookie Collective's The Key, The Secret on a podcast ad to promote their 1996 mortgage rate and it makes me SO ANGRY. Everyone knows it came out in 1993....

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Emily Richardson @emjric.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Organising a neurodiversity conference and then trying to gently encourage people to remember to book their tickets...

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Rev Peter W Nimmo @peternimmo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Was it Elon Musk?

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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

David Walliams, the Jared Leto of children's books

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Emily Richardson @emjric.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just hurt myself laughing at Nina Conti gleeking. #Taskmaster

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Emily Richardson @emjric.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Oh I TOTALLY misread the Meryl Streep news and thought she'd been cast in an Asian role.

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tri-Sarah-tops @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

oh noooo

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Sam Wilson @samwilson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

For those in the Church of England: To find out who's standing in this year's #Synod elections who is committed to equality in our Church (not just limited to equal marriage) do check out the Inclusive Synod candidates here and share with friends and colleagues togethercofe.org.uk/elections/

togethercofe.org.uk

INCLUSIVE SYNOD ELECTION CAMPAIGN – Together for the Church of England

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Emily Richardson @emjric.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Asked to write about Dolly P for the church magazine and I'm just OVERWHELMED.

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I just want to say this is an all-time great headline

It was east London’s hottest lesbian bar. Then a straight builder from Essex was forced to run it

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