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Amelia Emeralysis

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
they just rebranded it. look closely, they changed the copilot button to a sparkly pencil. don't fall for it. install linux
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
In 44BC it took 60 senators to stab Julius Caesar to death. Crazy to think that nowadays, thanks to modern technology, he could be killed by one senator running him over with a snowplow
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Lily Alexandre 🛰️ @lily-is.online · 07/03/2026
My new video is out on YouTube now: "Why the New York Times Loves Stupid Questions" youtu.be/ztQJ7XGuPhc
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 06/03/2026
could a mentally ill tranny do this? *dissociates*
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Supportive mouse mom saying “couldn’t help but notice you’re a tranny, look at my daughter” while showing off a picture of a cute trans mouse girl (her daughter) on the phone
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
No no no Graham Platner isn't a nazi, he just got the tattoo and retweeted the guy and went on that podcast because he's very stupid. Don't believe the media. He's simply unbelievably dumb. A drooling nimrod. A gullible simpleton. A dunce! A dolt! Barely sentient! Anyway, you should vote for him.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 26/02/2026
it's not the issue of this story, but it is a transparent example of how the "cars are freedom" narrative is a complete farce. when the state controls your movement and can immobilize you on a whim, you are not free. car dependency is an arm of fascism for the car *IS* fascism and must be abolished.
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 26/02/2026
Many news outlets are reporting that some trans Kansans received letters warning that their licenses were being invalidated overnight. This morning, Evan Urquhart spoke with a trans woman who found out on Bluesky that it would be illegal to drive her car. www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
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Her License Was Invalidated For Being Trans — Assigned
“I wish I could convey to them that the people they’re hurting are real human beings,” says Juniper, 24, of Witchita Kansas.
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
"Just fucking transition already" in all its forms is necessary counterculture to the endless fucking eggslop that litters the trans internet. "When you wish you were a–" you are one. Transition about it. Quit romanticising the closet.
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mothman the wanderer @gnostichippie.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
that dreadful feeling in Crusader Kings when your ruler is crippled and dying and you're desperately trying to paint the map red before the inevitable
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/05/2025
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
the "stop doing math" meme except it says "STOP DRIVING CARS". the meme reads:
* PEOPLE WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ISOLATED IN CAGES
* YEARS OF CONSTRUCTION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for building ONE MORE LANE
* Wanted to travel large distances anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "TRAINS"
* "Yes please give me NO GREENERY. Please give me INFINITE PAVEMENT" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Civil Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the concrete and asphalt we built for them
(This is REAL Civil Infrastructure, done by REAL Civil Engineers):
? [Image of the infamously hideous Breezewood truck stop]
?? [Image of a gigantic mega parking lot with thousands of cars]
??? [Image of the infamous I-405 gridlock photo with tens of thousands of cars not moving]

"Hello I would like [Image of a graph of global surface temperatures] climate please"
They have played us for absolute fools
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Christopher Wade ✊🏿 @itsmechriswade.com · 17/12/2025
Gonna be real, you dont need AI at all. Not with references, not with ideas, not to help you brainstorm, nothin. Not in games and especially NOT animation. You dont need an ass-pat machine to help you and your brain. Ask someone who you trust to give you proper feedback without crushing you.
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Amelia Emeralysis @emeralysis.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
why is she holding her coke like that
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting next to Green, who has curled up into a tight ball, looking miserable.
Green: Would you still love me if I never got better?

Blue hesitates a moment before answering.
Blue: What a silly thing to ask.

Joining Green on the floor, Blue wraps himself around Green, who doesn't seem as sad anymore.
Blue: I would love you even if you got worse.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/11/2025
update: this is easily the coolest lego build I’ve ever done
the complete lego Rivendell with MOC base and light my bricks lighting
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
private schooling and homeschooling should be illegal
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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 05/11/2025
material 👏 conditions 👏 are 👏 more 👏 important 👏 than 👏 validity
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Bun-Hound @bunnibluntz.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Im hot btw, don't forget that
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Amelia Emeralysis @emeralysis.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
you think that military and government purges are far worse than genocide, slavery, and segregation?
A screencap from Smiling Friends where Charlie says "you kiss your dad on the mouth?" to Pim.
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Dahlia @wanderingdahl.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
your honor she’s clowning
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Reminder that if you're still totally unironically using those weird 4chan tttt trans terminology literally like most of the normal trans women you're interacting with are talking about you dragging down their mood and ruining the vibes behind the scenes
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Amelia Emeralysis @emeralysis.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
My only thoughts on the Platner situation is that having a nazi tattoo says enough about a person that it overshadows anything good that they could possibly say. He had 20 years to get rid of it, and he didn't. It's utterly and completely disqualifying.
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Amelia Emeralysis @emeralysis.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I did it! :D worth the 7 year wait 100%
A screen showing that Hollow Knight Silksong was 100% completed in 79 hours, 23 minutes, and 56 seconds.
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Amelia Emeralysis @emeralysis.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
it's my birthday yipeeeeeeeeee
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Amelia Emeralysis @emeralysis.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I got a haircut, how about that ^-^
A women with curly, reddish hair, glasses, and a grey shirt standing in front of a lesbian flag
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Amelia Emeralysis @emeralysis.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The cat does not concern itself with the death of white christofascists who would wish it dead
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Amelia Emeralysis @emeralysis.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Since he doesn't believe in germ theory I wonder how easy it would be to convince RFK Jr that phlogiston theory and energetics theory are both real
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Amelia Emeralysis @emeralysis.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
hey so my discord got compromised so ignore anything from me until further notice, thanks gang x_x
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Amelia Emeralysis @emeralysis.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
quite frankly i disagree
A steam popup that says: Grab a controller and kick back! This game needs a controller for best experience. So grab an Xbox controller, a DualSense controller, or really any kind of controller-looking device that can connect to your PC.
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Amelia Emeralysis @emeralysis.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
When you think about its immoral to NOT order door dash when so many pitiful creatures have snuffled around in the dirt looking for nuggies when I could SUMMON ONE to my VERY DOORSTEP with but A FINGER PRESS on my tablet
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 08/12/2024
I want a manga that uses Berserk's same insanely well crafted narrative structure and wonderful writing... ...but it's about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in a small village in the Alps.
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Mister Horrible @theuglinessmen.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide a glass jar into my rectum, it shatters immediately, blood pours out of my ass, it’s not clear what I was trying to do]
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Amelia Emeralysis @emeralysis.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Superman (1978)
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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
woman dying from typhus: please sir, i am so hungry, could i have, juist, one cheeseburger, rfk, enshrouding the carcass of a 17 year old transexual he caught in his web: theres fucking red dye 48 in it you stupid fucking bitch
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Amelia Emeralysis @emeralysis.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
"There are weeks where no chores happen, and there are days where all chores happen" - ADHD Lenin
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Adam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
The annoying spam texts destroying the Democratic brand: $678M raised through those spam tactics $282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies. $11M to actual campaigns (1.6%) The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.
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The Mothership Vortex: An Investigation Into the Firm at the Heart of the Democratic Spam Machine
How a single consulting firm extracted $282 million from a network of spam PACs while delivering just $11 million to actual campaigns.
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 28/07/2025
In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
"There are three kinds of magic," said Wizzler, handing us each a balloon. "You can control tigers, you can shoot tornadoes from your fingers, or you can fly by holding your breath. The color of confetti inside your balloon will reveal which kind of power you have."
I felt the panic rising in me. What if my confetti turned yellow, indicating that I was a Tiger-Talker? My family, a long line of proud Tornado-Fingers, would disown me. Could I ever return home, bearing such shame?
I tried to calm myself as I readied the ceremonial safety pin. Green, I thought, willing my hopes into reality. Please be green. 
I popped the balloon, involuntarily shutting my eyes. When I opened them, would I see the green I hoped for? The yellow I feared? What if, gods forbid, the confetti were blue? 
I opened my eyes, seeing shock on the faces of my classmates. Wizzler himself stared at me, wide-eye. Looking down, I saw myself covered in confetti... purple confetti.“I don’t understand,” I growled, my body trembling with pain. “I combined eighty percent Earth-elemental mana with twenty percent Fire-elemental mana (Type B), focused through a twenty-four-sided icositetragon made of yellow topaz. This, in conjunction with my blood type, star sign, sense of humor, and nickname, should have produced a blazing column of lightning to vaporize my enemies. Instead, it made a big bubble that smells like fresh laundry. Why?”
Skullgrumbler began to laugh. “You fool! You don’t even realize…” he squealed. “You’re facing east!”“It’s whatever you want,” explained Magemaster Grampledog. “Magic is just whatever you want.”
I knew he was speaking in riddles, but I couldn’t grasp his hidden meaning. “So the rules are…”
Grampledog lit a sliver of smokereed. “No rules. You say some words and you wave a stick and whatever you want just happens. You don’t even need the stick.”
His wisdom still eluded me. I stared into his face, trying to decipher what he was really saying.
“No, listen.” Grampledog snapped his fingers and his desk turned into a pile of chicken nuggets. “I didn’t even know that would happen.” His hat then came alive and began to yodel. 
“It’s pandemonium,” he explained. “It’s complete nonsense.”
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Amelia Emeralysis @emeralysis.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
mustard in mac n cheese is super good
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 22/07/2025
just a btw in case you are unclear "only a doctor can safely prescribe you hrt" is transmedicalism. that's what actual transmedicalism looks like
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Amelia Emeralysis @emeralysis.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Don't talk to reporters about DIY
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Amelia Emeralysis @emeralysis.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Superman was so fucking peaaaaak
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Dahlia @wanderingdahl.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
My pitch for the jimmy olsen show
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
not wanting to "do discourse" but compelled by conscience to say that Gavin Newsom accepting right-wing framing of gender-affirming care and trying to position himself as some Solomon of hard choices is bullshit. care is care. the people who need it and the people who provide it are the experts
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