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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I've got to get freakier at home instead of only elsewhere

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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I hope this email finds you gettin your dick sucked, playboy

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Played tennis today, might end up on the TV fumbling a serve or two!

Sam in a sporty outfit holding a racket and looking through it like a lunatic

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 31/08/2026

"Give your nose a squeak and tell me what you hear" is an insanely good insult jesus christ

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tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

👏🏻all👏🏻karate👏🏻masters👏🏻are👏🏻perverts

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Beach day! I forgot how much sand sucks but the rest is nice so far

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I've got to get freakier at home instead of only elsewhere

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miss fern 🏳️‍⚧️😘 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

(affirming) i noticed you have new idle animations

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Multiple bouts of violent sobbing kind of day

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Some beefcake in the back of a car driving by definitely checked me out with a smile just now. Felt pretty good ngl ☺️

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

A long night dancing but my tired legs somehow survived (by taking my heels off halfway through). Dixie is unimpressed.

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Oh my god this scared me after spending the night dancing and munching glucose tablets. It's just because I had my arm weird on the couch arm and putting consistent pressure on the monitor like that throws off the readings. Came back to 7.8 after.

Blood sugar dropping from 8.4 to 2.6 in 10 minutes

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I am old and my muscles are weak and tender. I have destroyed myself. But I must go be queer at the pride parade and so I shall.

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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 07/08/2026

I was diagnosed with Crohn's Disease when I was 23. I'd just graduated law school, and it was the night before (well, really the morning of) when I was supposed to take the bar exam. I've told this story elsewhere, but basically I had my first bowel obstruction that night, and a surgical procedure,

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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 07/08/2026

kim kitsuragi saying “can you lock the fuck in”

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Going to the jizz bank for la petite mort-gage

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I got a shield? Doesn't feel quite right tbh...

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Did a queer dodgeball event and hung out with some really cool people after 😊 Great evening

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Freshly baked bread and chorizo chickpea stew, mmmm

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tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Hello! Been unemployed coming on two years now despite my best efforts to the contrary. seeking some funding to get to the dentist for the first time in 4 yeara following a mouth infection - medicaid doesnt cover dental visits. @kelestrian_exile on venmo

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Oh shit, oh fuck. My life's been such a colossal mess so this would literally be my first date.

HER notification:
Morgen: Oh, that could be fun

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Wait a second, this rejection stuff tastes bitter.

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I didn't do any piss stuff during my debaucherous kink week. Am I a piss poser? A pee pretender?? A piddle imposter??? I did ask someone to put a cigarette out in my mouth though which I got a great video from, so I got that going for me I guess.

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Hmmmmm, might cross the face-posting barrier on fet because I really want to share this video.

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

"Are you sure you're inexperienced?" - what a thing to hear from a woman after mutual trauma dumping and getting into it a bit

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

If an era can be a week then I am in my slut era

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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Gotcha

3 panel comic strip rendered in an old fashioned crosshatch style: In front of a crowd, a somber clown is imprisoned in a guillotine as the executioner asks: "Gotcha the Clown... have you any final words?" The clown responds, "Just one..." The body behind the guillotine crumples as a very tiny clown exits the head-hole. "Gotcha!" he exclaims. The crowd applaud and wave their hats. Even the executioner has to suppress a smile.

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I think I spoilered this, me in pasties at a blacklight party if you don't want to see

Sam in a party bathroom wearing fishnets, pasties and a skirt

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Good day 1 of Pride, too tired for more than that :)

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Ok, NOW I'm done packing for my Pride trip

A tote bag that says "Kinky Sh*t" on it with handcuffs

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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 13/07/2026

(EA SPORTS GUY VOICE) MEAT HOLE INFUSED WITH MENTHOL. IT’S FOR YOUR HOLE.

menthole dude wipes but now it says meathole

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

❌ Plain and busted ✅ Gay and suckable (the straw upgrade, duh)

Plain blue water bottle left
Pride water bottle right, with straw

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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 12/07/2026

DIVA 💅 DOWN ⬇️ FLIMSY 🍜 LINDSY 👵 Graham 👴 is on permanent 😭 RECESS 💀 today 📆 after taking 😳 a deep 😩 DICKING 🍆 💦 from 👏 a SEXY 🫦 ILLNESS ☣️ the senator 👴 from SOUTH ⬇️ CUNTOLINA 🇺🇸 💅 died 🪦 on FREE 💸 SLURPEE 🥤 DAY 📆 after a 👶 lifetime 👴 of SUCKING 🍆 😩 the life 💀 out of his 💅 CUNT 🍑 -STITUENTS 😏

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Caramel Coven @molluskwitch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Wife got jumpscared after seeing our trans fem vampire post out in the wild, this is the third(?) time someone has mentioned it to us as showing up outside of bluesky. We should honestly post more relatable vampire content again, tbh

Caramel Covens two posts covering the intersections of being trans fem and a vampire screenshotted on a subreddit called 'r/countwithchickenlady'

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

@tesarova.neocities.org (no I have not continued with the learning but still have the interest 😔)

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

KIM KITSURAGI - “We might need your help with something later,” he adds, suddenly regaining his confidence. AUTHORITY - As if he recalled that he's, in fact, a decorated police lieutenant, and not a naughty boy. ELECTROCHEMISTRY - The two aren't mutually exclusive.

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

It is raining heavily outside. I would like to go lay down in the grass for a good 20 minutes and just soak. ...Maybe some other day.

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tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Coming up on 2 years unemployed despite looking,applying, interviewing everywhere. live with my mother, dad passed away, mom has stage IV cancer. please help. @kelestrian_exile on venmo.

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Samantha Unseemly @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Waking up at 3am to low blood sugar and The Thoughts have found footing. I guess the melatonin I ran out of tonight was important at keeping those away.

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 06/07/2026