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elvenenchantres on pre-existing hellsite, eternal demigod. i will outlive all the social media sites t.mbjms.com/331727/4080/0?po=6456&a…

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
how does ohio boy vance keep walking right into the buzzsaw of one of the midwest's most Ancient Tribal Hatreds. dog no one in michigan cares what your OSU ass has to say
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
fantasy authors love a blight. up there with the old ways and calling mountains a spine
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
There's a Politico (lol) piece entirely about how Republicans' hope right now is that the polls are all way off and they only get a MILD wipeout and first of all it's full of a bunch of nonsense but the best part is how it ends on this incredible bit:
"The strategist also noted that the polling right now reflects a change in the electorate as profound as those seen after Watergate and 9/11.

“It would be so historically unprecedented you’d have to presuppose we’re staring down the barrel of a generational national trauma that no one is aware of,” the strategist said."
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Johanna T 👻 📚 @johannamation.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m obsessed
Poorly drawn cat in flower bed
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Be careful out there
Check your Halloween candy carefully. Someone tried to hide the Cretaceous-Paleogene boundary layer in mine. Snickers image with the KPg boundary
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/10/2026
[Scrungly tuxedo kitten framed by autumn leaves against a teal sky. Text: "YOU FOUND THE AUTUMNAL SCRIMPUS", "PASS HIM ALONG FOR A SEASON OF GOOD LUCK".]
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Randy Au @randyau.com · 13/10/2026
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hey California! Be careful this election because the big money creeps are trying to trick you (again).
There's a trap on your ballot in California. Here's how to get past it.
1. Prop 40: 250 billionaires pay with they owe so hospitals, schools, and food assistant survive the federal cuts. Vote yes.
2. Props 41 and 42: paid for by billionaires to cancel prop 40. Vote no.
3. Tell one person, because the confusion is the plan.
Yes I'm 40. No on 41 and 42.
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weird menace and excessive bloodletting @gemmafiles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Frank Herbert supposedly saying “we don’t need AI, we need witches”. It’s a Dune joke, son.
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I realize it often feels like nothing matters anymore, but a comedian going on SNL and calling women whores— calling the ordinary women he sees at the gym *whores* — because of their clothes matters to me. It’s really gross, and I’m glad Levy said something.
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your CV? Academic: the Recession Interviewer: and this one? Academic: COVID Interviewer: and this one? Academic: mass state funding cuts Interviewer: and this one? Academic: admin trying to replace my field with chatbots Interviewer: and this one?
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Natty🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🏐🏈🐕🐴📎 @grillnatty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is from Danny Trejo’s daughter. I couldn’t figure out how he got involved with it. Looks like Shapiro duped Trejo, which isn’t surprising. I won’t watch the movie
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The only thing this headline lacks is the phrase, “in a chainsaw-involved incident.”
After 500 trees fall at D.C. golf course Trump wants remade, foes ask judge for halt
Preservationists said they were told the East Potomac Golf Links operation went "faster than anticipated" and "hundreds of additional trees" are now slated for removal.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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liv @elvenenchantress.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Creachurs of Barcelona
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 11/10/2026
The last half of this quote wasn't circulating nearly as much yesterday, but it's actually the clincher. God bless this brilliant, gifted, absolutely deranged man.
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Coming to the important realization that we, as a people, have been denied a world in which Dave Bautista gets to go to Toontown and get into hijinks with Roger Rabbit.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this fall, consider dressing like the man in gary bunt's paintings
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Man, when BMW says "that's too fascist for us"
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/10/2026
Nicholas Cage is on a generational run.
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Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
turns out the real National Treasure was the Nicolas Cage we made along the way
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
when i was a kid my teachers warned us not to click links on Wikipedia because it wasn't safe
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Clare Turlay Newberry (1903-1970): Cat Napping, before 1940
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liv @elvenenchantress.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I got to see one of my favorite directors introduce one of my favorite moves today 🤩
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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Alyona @ohmystars19.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Day 7 - Feast Last happy moment of the flashbacks, a feast on the Burial Mounds. #mdzs #mxtxtober26
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?”
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh brother.
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I got Forza 5 on the Playstation and my wife has been stealing it from me because she enjoys it so much. I walk into the living room this morning and see this
The Forza livery editor being used to apply a weirdly exactingly detailed depiction of the twin towers and the number ‘911’ to a Porsche 911
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BEGGING people to look up terms before using them for library social media. “BBW” doesn’t mean Banned Books Week
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liv @elvenenchantress.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#worktweets vp finally did the dreaded "let's come up with one way a week on how we can use AI!!" Suggestion'
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
an inclusive company that makes sure the victorian child ghost in your attic isn’t overlooked this holiday season
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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There is no such thing as a neutral AI product And if you are trusting them with your writing... I don't even know what to say to you anymore www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
theguardian.com
AI altering meaning of users’ drafts on issues from abortion to climate, study finds
Researchers say small changes in drafting could spread rapidly and create long-term shifts in public opinion
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
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Amy Rae Hill @amyraehill.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"The Stinky Cheese Man" book cover and picture of the Stinky Cheese Man who looks like Jupiter in quoted post, with bacon mouth and olive eyes that resemble the swirling clouds
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BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
my mom: yaoi.... that's, like, another name for god, right?
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Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 03/10/2026
Quick drawing of something I really enjoy.
Me coming home and greeting Brioche (a cat sleeping on a rolly cart) by saying "Brioche I'm home!" 
He sits up and you can see the left side of his soft round head is concave from where it's been squished against a pillow for several hours.
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liv @elvenenchantress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The only thing better than $7 rice roll is day two leftovers with egg and chili crisp
Rice noodle and chili crisp on a blue plate ohohoho
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026
Martin Luther speech bubble meme
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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we are levels of things going well not seen since the like Avignon captivity
Russian Orthodox Church Denies That Troops Lost Medieval Warrior Prince's Relics in Ukraine
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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