iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

excited for the trade reporting on SINNERS to evolve into “sure, it’s a big hit with great reviews and an A Cinemascore…but what if it HADN’T been? the only movies that should exist are sequels to the Cod Shit franchise”

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Chris @jazzhandmedowns.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

So if my reading of this is correct—and I double-checked the math 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘦—anyone who is currently receiving premium ad revenue payments has been inseminated by Musk? bsky.app/profile/thes...

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Meeting a friend for brunch at 11, which means I have to wake up by 9 and can't lie in bed reading posts for two hours. Ughh, why is my life so hard?

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Hurt people hurt people; hamburger help people hamburger help them

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hp bitchcraft🦑 @ellekaminiroyale.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

uncle has immeasurable swagger what a cool dude

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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

They should invent a holiday season that’s relaxing

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hp bitchcraft🦑 @ellekaminiroyale.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

2025 is going to be exhausting - just sleeping through january might be the strategy

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hp bitchcraft🦑 @ellekaminiroyale.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

franz kafka would have had a time in the midwest

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

When I climax I yell out, "MY MICROPLASTICS!"

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hp bitchcraft🦑 @ellekaminiroyale.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

gramps isn't getting through the first 5 chapters

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hp bitchcraft🦑 @ellekaminiroyale.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

tobin bell is a treasure and the franchise suffered without him

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Maia McDonald 💫✌🏽 @maiamcdonald.me · 27/11/2024

This is a great opportunity to share one of my favorite independent websites, ita.toys, a personal style blog and Japanese fashion archive that has some of the sickest graphic design and coding work I've come across online, made by some who goes by "Ferro."

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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Not sure what possessed me to make this

The infamous "loss" webcomic, usually depicting someone bursting into a hospital and working his way through. The characters have been replaced by the "reverse bimbo" meme girl, going from more "ordinary" to more sexualized as she movez

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hp bitchcraft🦑 @ellekaminiroyale.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

practicing disappearing behind moving vehicles like a wizard

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22/04/2024

sometimes when it gets really quiet during the day, I am reminded of when Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg were supposed to fight each other to the death

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Ireland has a bit of a history of colonizers using starvation as a weapon

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hp bitchcraft🦑 @ellekaminiroyale.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

no that was me doing the inflation of popularity, sorry drake

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hp bitchcraft🦑 @ellekaminiroyale.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

who up skeeting

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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

that famous image of george bush receiving the news about 9/11 but he's sitting at the hot ones table with some sauce on his mouth

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hp bitchcraft🦑 @ellekaminiroyale.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

this is like ratatouille except with a worm

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 23/11/2024

Good morning

IF RFK JR TRIES TO GET RID OF DIET COKE I WILL MAKE
JANUARY 6TH LOOK LIKE A CUB SCOUTS MEETING

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/11/2024

i think it’s pretty rude when MAGA types join the site just to antagonize. i dont bother you at your klan meetings

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

My best Gorka tweet, lost when I nuked my account there: Wife: What is a Sebastian Gorka Me: Imagine if Mr. Potato head got a doctorate in racism from a spätzle factory

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Linda McMahon’s on-screen pro wrestling character isn’t the problem with Linda McMahon things like this are the problem with Linda McMahon:

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Tom Taggart @taggartart.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Just when you thought it was safe to go in the bookshelf again ...

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Jake Flores @feraljokes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Hawk 2A bear arms on that thang

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Nefarious Filth Bird 𓅾 @sasquatch.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

It's all tied together and don't let them trick you into thinking it's for safety

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I briefly put principles and values aside to make a saltier, crankier case for leaving X: Elon Musk is uniquely insufferable holapapi.substack.com/p/x-out

holapapi.substack.com

X Out

A salty, cranky case for letting Twitter die

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

obsessed with this because putting on a bald cap instead of shaving your head is less like solidarity and more like “this is what you look like to me”

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hp bitchcraft🦑 @ellekaminiroyale.bsky.social · 20/11/2024