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Your friendly neighborhood Eli

@elithek.bsky.social
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Stardust. Golden. Billion-year-old carbon. Born & raised in the U.S. Moved to Ireland in 2024 (permanently I hope). The world is better when we let people be who they are & don't crap on their joy. If you're planning to follow me to DM me, don't bother.

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 8h
This whole Senator Schmitt thing is a reminder that no matter how corrupt these assholes are, it's wholly surpassed by their incompetence.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 2h
If your had told 19-year-old me that I'd live to see the day when Flavor Flav is the voice of reason and responsibility...
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 15h
Ice Cream is absolutely lunch, it gives the body essential carrageenans and guar gums
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 14h
Did you know that in Caldwell, Idaho, you cannot take a picture of a person with a prosthetic limb? You have to use a camera.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the world is a rough place these days, but there are tiny glimmers of light everywhere if you know where to look for example, my sister just texted that their youngest decided to take up the trumpet and was honking away all evening in the garage, driving them nuts, and that did bring me real joy
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Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wait... so Doc Hopper's French Fried Frogs Legs was communion?
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I always will have been saying that Myq had been ahead of what used to will be his time.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Donald Trump is so crude, stupid, and lowbrow, he has no appreciation for the majestic beauty of our national parks. If a place doesn't have gaudy gilding, flashing neon, and ringing cash registers, he doesn't see worth.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it…
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Seinfeld: George Costanza - You're Damn Right It's Me!
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[Life] is a tale told by an idiot Full of sound and fury Signifying fuck all
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Live. Laugh. Later."
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Road Runner on a Cliff Edge
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name Damn Heights
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Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There should be nor’easter candy
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My dad had a reasonably sized, unbound collection of vinyl records by the likes of Benny Goodman and Ella Fitzgerald. Some of them played at 78 rpm. So, no. He did not have "a giant binder of burnt cds."
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Time Warp
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some people who know me would guess The Breakfast Club. To them I say...
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Princess Bride: You'd Like To Think That!
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF
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Ferris Bueller: Never Had One Lesson
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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
INCREDIBLE HUMAN BODY FACT OF THE DAY If you took the veins, arteries and blood vessels out of your body and laid them on the ground end-to-end in a single unbroken line, you'd feel extremely foolish and then you'd die. Follow me for more science facts.
Photo of the Earth.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Post something random, or you'll have an awful October
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why was it called the Clean Air Act and not The Decimation of Smog?
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Th*s p*st h*s *st*r*sks *n *ll th* wr*ng fucking pl*c*s.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Asking the real questions
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He didn't put "insufferable jackass" in his bio, so he has to put it in his posts. Either way, it's thoroughly communicated.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Obviously, one thing we've learned in the last 8 years is that this is *exactly* how the meeting that resulted in Gritty happened.
Posted by me on FB, 25 Sept 2018

FLYERS PR GUY: So we want to come up with a new mascot. Anyone have any ideas?

METH-HEAD JOHNNY, THE DISAPPOINTING INTERN: I used to have recurring nightmares about a crazed, homicidal Muppet.

FLYERS PR GUY: Go on.......
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would begin every response with "This build off something Stephanie said earlier..." This requires that there be nobody named Stephanie in the group. I might have to use a different name.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good luck finding the stage
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This sucks I'm on a plane to Vegas and the pilots just ran outta the cockpit in squirrel costumes and whatnot #FurryInvasion
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Drop some NUMBERS
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Katie Katkat Counting
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I like to rhyme I like my beats funky I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me waving goodbye to summer 🖤
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Damin Toell Says Get Out
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me with my BlueSky mutuals
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Ren & Stimpy: Happy Happy Joy Joy Dance
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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
theory: E.T. is a race of aliens searching the universe for ways to get fucked up evidence: -the first scene, an E.T. grabs a plant for their ufo greenhouse to check if it gets them high -E.T. drinks a bunch of beer -E.T. goes on a bender and is found covered in cocaine in a creek bed
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But who originated the idea of sending all his loving to you? Beatles derivative af.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wretched Hive Of Scum And Villainy: The Socioeconomic Factors Underlying Mos Eisley's Troubled Past (And Future)
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I once "shopped" (didn't end up buying anything) in the store where this happened - Dunnes on Henry Street.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When the Flyers'/Sixers' arena changed from First Union Center to Wachovia Center in 2003, everyone kept calling it by the previous name because it's very Philly for the arena to be the F U Center.
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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Analysis of market trends over the last 10 years shows a high probability of increased demand for figgy pudding in Q4 of 2026
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My two brains
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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Apropos of nothing, those mad Roman emperors obsessed with glorifying themselves while everything is falling apart sure are a historical lesson.
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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Please forgive me. #comedy #jokes #yomkippur #funny #standupcomedy 📸: Sam Lee
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm in the second group, and I'm sure as hell in the 3rd group.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I hate that this is the most obvious evidence, but here it is
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Daniel Lafleur Baron de Cadillac @lafleurmtl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We will be back Soon Be prepared
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Should probably have a pic of RFK Jr for 8
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
qtp with a female character you love ❤️
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Leslie Knope on Friends, Waffles, and Work
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
medicalize a sequel: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Constipation
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Several people in the comments asking "all at once?" Nobody asking "in a row?" It's a shame that younger generations are not familiar with the classics.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Speaking of one i - does a modern pirate wear an iPatch?
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