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Your friendly neighborhood Eli

@elithek.bsky.social
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Stardust. Golden. Billion-year-old carbon. Born & raised in the U.S. Moved to Ireland in 2024 (permanently I hope). The world is better when we let people be who they are & don't crap on their joy. If you're planning to follow me to DM me, don't bother.

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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 16h
A few pics from today's visit to Dublin Harbour's Great South Wall. #Dublin #Ireland 1 - Looking along Great South Wall. Poolbeg Lighthouse, at the wall's end, is in the distance. The great headland of Howth is beyond, across the harbour. 2 - Looking across the harbour towards Howth. (cont.)
A stone walkway leads out to sea. A small lighthouse is barely visible in the distance, at its end. To the left, across the harbour, is a large headland.Looking across a harbour to a large headland in the distance. Large rocks are in the foreground.Looking across a bay to land in the distance. Sun is coming throhg a cloudy sky and reflecting on the water.Looking across a harbour to land in the distance.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 23h
View from a walk around a local park. What you see on top of the hill in the distance is the chimney of an old, defunct mine, seem up close in the 2nd pic.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taking her shopping in England?
A store called Pound Town, promising "everything for £1"
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Post something random, or you'll have an awful October
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Obviously, one thing we've learned in the last 8 years is that this is *exactly* how the meeting that resulted in Gritty happened.
Posted by me on FB, 25 Sept 2018

FLYERS PR GUY: So we want to come up with a new mascot. Anyone have any ideas?

METH-HEAD JOHNNY, THE DISAPPOINTING INTERN: I used to have recurring nightmares about a crazed, homicidal Muppet.

FLYERS PR GUY: Go on.......
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You might want to get that polyp checked out
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My two brains
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Saw this sign at the Pride parade in Dublin last year.
A protest sign reading "Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos."
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
A sign inside a bus indicating upcoming stops:
Springfield Heights
Newtown Business Ctr
Newcastle Hospital
Rathmere
Colley Row

Other information on the the sign (and another just like it in the background) indicate that the picture was taken at 09:53 on 16 July (2026, tho the 26 is hidden) and that it was 22⁰C.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Same
Sleepy orange cat curled up on a blanket-covered couch
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Doc Severinsen was (still is, I imagine) quite a character.
Carl "Doc" Severinsen flamboyantly dressed as usual, in a flower-patterned suit jacket (plus the rest of the suit). A few members of NBC Orchestra are seated behind him, holding their instruments.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Listen, I'm generally not the "not all men" type, but I take umbrage with this as a blanket statement. I'll have you know that I exert a small but discernible level of control over my idiocy.
Screenshot of a Bluesky comment reading "men are out of control idiots!"

User name and pfp are redacted because it's not about who said it.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Post a picture that should be an album cover.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
By the sea, with this view - the only problem is how I ever get myself to leave. Bray, Ireland
A view down the coast where the sea meets the shore. A large, tree-covered headland is in the distance.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Literally just stole this from the comment directly above yours in my TL.
A bird attempting to drink from a half-empty* glass containing a pale green liquid, using a straw. The bird is labeled "me," the glass is "unsee juice." Below, it says "(((big sip)))." Not sure why that needed parentheses. 

*half-empty because the topic being discussed has me pessimistic af
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Generally a fair point, but how did this guy get this roll?
A guy in a bread costume?
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I had no idea I was engaging in such an exotic-sounding activity this weekend when I visited the Martello tower where Stephen Dedalus and Buck Mulligan stayed.
A Martello tower - a round, squat, two-story stone tower with a parapet roof (tho you wouldn't know most of that from this outside view. A modern building has been attached at ground level. The view south from the roof of the tower. The parapet wall is in the nearground. Many homes and other buildings can be seen along the coast. There are low, rounded mountains in the background. 

Fun fact: In Ulysses, James Joyce writes that Bray Head - one of many headlands along Ireland's sea coast - is visible in this view. It is one of the very few inaccuracies in his descriptions of Dublin and surrounding areas.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Can you believe my parents allowed this blasphemous atrocity in the house during my formative years?
Album cover of Goin' Coconuts by Donny and Marie (Osmond)

A woman in a white dress and a man in a white suit are dancing(?) on stage in front of a backdrop of several coconuts.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I still can't believe I get to live here. Dalkey Island, Dalkey, Ireland
The very rocky coast of Dalkey Island, in the Irish SeaNear the edge of Dalkey Island, looking across the sea to a headland in the distance.The very rocky coast of Dalkey Island under a clouded sky.A small, rocky island in the Irish Sea, with a headland in the distance.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
She boymodes as convincingly as a vulture (cow)boymodes.
Classic Far Side cartoon by the inimitable Gary Larson. In a desert scene, a group of vultures stands in a circle. We assume they are feasting on a deceased creature. One is wearing a long coat and wide-brimmed hat, and says "Hey! Look at me, everybody! I'm a cowboy!... Howdy, howdy, howdy!"
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Nice sunrise this morning
The sun, under a cloudy sky, starting to peek over a distant, tree-covered hill.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Post you from a different era in your life
A young adult me escaping from a hideous, likely* people-eating monster on a miniature golf course

*one eye, one horn... I mean sure, he was neither flying nor purple, but I wasn't gonna take any chances
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
No cheating. Post your lock screen.
A phone lock screen featuring a picture of the old flue chimney from the Ballycorus Lead Mine atop Carrickgollogan near Dublin Ireland.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Everyone else was tense, but
A lorry with "Peter Green Chilled" on the side of the trailer
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Well...
A man inside a commercial rubbish bin, talking to a young boy who is outside the bin - "Oh man, I wish. Dumpster brand trash bins are top-of-the-line. This is just a Trash-Co waste disposal unit."
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Tolka Valley Park, Dublin, Ireland River Tolka runs through the park. I'm sure the grassy and native growth fields around the walking paths are lovely when it's green, but everything away from the river and pond is struggling due to a lack of rain lately.
A fountain in a pond. Flowering bushes are in the foreground. There are tall grasses on the far bank of the pond, with tall leafy trees in the distance.Several ducks on a calm riverLooking down a calm river, with leafy trees on both banksA walking path going down hill, with brown and yellow grasses (it hasn't rained in a while) and a few trees on either side. Some green trees are in the near distance, tracing the path of an unseen river.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Also, I'm not about to risk what this might cause in the algorithm, but there was also this
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Vancouver Canucks have had several logos/jersey designs over the decades. Their best is worse than anything* any other NHL team has worn. But the original logo they used for roughly their first decade is just... what? A sort of hockey rink-ish shape. And a hockey stick. That's it. (1/2)
A white ice hockey jersey, with green and blue trim around the bottom and on the sleeves. The number 2 is visible on each sleeve. The logo in the center is like a rectangle with rounded corners, blue with a green border around it. A hockey stick sits from the middle of the right side across most of the width.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you see this Post a pic from your device without explanation
A tram stop sign reading Baile an Locháin (Irish) and Laughanstown (English)
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Angel would have been a very different spinoff.
Former terrible MLB umpire Angel Hernandez, shown in uniform - home plate umpiring mask tucked under one arm - with his other fist held aloft. All fingers are tucked in, obviously leading to the assumption that he is responding to a player who has asked, "Hey Angel,  how many calls did you get right tonight?"
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You can keep your Dollar Tree
A store called Pounland
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Same, coffee maker. Same.
"Sorry!
I'm out of order right now
☕️
We're working on getting me fixed"
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
British people must be weak as hell if they pick this up and think "Wow, that's gotta be 5 pounds."
A 5 pound note issued by Bank of England. "Friends" star Sarah Ferguson's ex-MIL is pictured.
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I don't think ducks use this
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Me as Ned Flanders
A bespectacled man with a push-broom mustache, wearing a pink collared shirt and green sweater. He is smiling and waving pleasantly, as if to say "Heidely-ho, neighborino!"
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A man holding a protest sign:

What do we want?
Time travel
When do we want it?
It's irrelevant!
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
🚨🚨🚨 Important update! 🚨🚨🚨
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Apparently B.J. wanted to make sure Hawkeye knew about the Titanic. IYKYK
"Titanic 1912" spelled out in rocks, as seen from above
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Post an image or GIF from a movie that always cheers you up, but don't name the movie. Just the image or GIF. 🖤 "Take that ridiculous thing off!"
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
THE LACK ROOMS
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Your friendly neighborhood Eli @elithek.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July
A street sign in both Irish (Bóthar Bhaile Phamar) and English (Palmerston Road).
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