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Eli Anderson

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Eli Anderson @eliranderson.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
New Tame Impala song is bad but not in the way I thought it would be bad.
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I voted excitedly for Barack Obama bc I thought the bush admin would be punished legally and they weren’t even repudiated verbally
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
i think nba rookies should have to play their whole first season in a hat and suit. pay your dues and show some respect for the game
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
This is absolutely as owned as you can be as a hitter, I think. I guess a scenario in which you somehow catch on fire is worse but I haven't seen video of that.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Phone is a gateway drug that can even lead to use of phone
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Eli Anderson @eliranderson.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
The kick drum pattern on Yellow Submarine is very sassy
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
these are the only violent groups there and they found each other that’s so cute
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 11/06/2025
This is absolutely true. The only one who even comes close is McCartney, and his lows are nowhere near the Beach Boys' worst.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Apologies for the radical pinko commie talk, but I too think everyone in the world deserves health care.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
centrist: we need to focus on popular policy me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare? centrist: no haha not that policy me: ok so…gun control? centrist: no lol not that policy either me: ok which policy? centrist: oh you know the ones
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frozen reeds @frozenreeds.com · 03/06/2025
“This never before seen footage of a LIVE performance of Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band's 'Abba Zaba' from their 1967 album 'Safe As Milk' was released by INA, a French Media company, on May 30, 2025. The show was taped at Bataclan in Paris, France on April 15th, 1972.” youtu.be/V1bqBXfrxio
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Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band "Abba Zaba" LIVE 1972 (NEVER BEFORE SEEN)
YouTube video by Shorty Boyd
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 02/06/2025
Watching the McCartney Years DVD and coming to the conclusion that the main reason for the decline in McCartney's critical reputation, and his later revival, is simply that his facial expressions don't suit a man in his thirties.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 31/05/2025
MON MOTHMA: Many Bothans died to bring us this information LARRY DAVID: How many we talkin FUNKHOUSER: SHE SAID MANY, LARRY, THAT’S ENOUGH
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Danny Deraney @dannyderaney.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
58 years ago today, The Beatles released Sgt. Pepper. 5 months later, The Carol Burnett Show did a tribute with Carol, Gwen Verdon, Bobbie Gentry and Phyllis Diller.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
The kids in season 5 of Stranger Things
The no adults allowed sketch from Mr Show with a bearded Bob Odenkirk playing a 14 year old lad
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 31/05/2025
And then there are the *odd* songs.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Nandor the righteous
Kayvan Novak post about children being killed
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Standing up for the silent majority of voters who celebrate and treasure their right as Americans to owe $11,000 for getting rushed to the hospital on one of the worst days of their lives. It's called "being moderate" and it's how you win elections.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 29/05/2025
Debbie Harry is really funny (complimentary) in the context of first-wave punk/proto-punk. A bunch of leather-jacket street toughs and gawky weirdos, plus here's Marilyn Monroe for some reason
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frozen reeds @frozenreeds.com · 29/05/2025
Sorry for the extra stress, but your boyfriend and his weird pal are moping around in the flat again and it's giving me anxiety.
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Jacqueline Codiga (DJ horse jeans) @horsejeans.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Incredibly funny to make fans wait years and years for a proper Clipse reunion and then when they finally drop a song this is the opening line
[Verse 1: Pusha T]
Yellow diamonds look like pee-pee
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
but if i'm not allowed to feed artists into my artist killing machine it's going to be basically impossible for the machine to keep killing artists. is that what you want?? and before you answer keep in mind this is a very expensive machine
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Latent Print Records @latentprintrecords.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Big news for Harvey Danger fans! We've got the last copies of Harvey Danger's King James Version on 2LP colored vinyl. This recent Record Store Day reissue, comes from a fantastic collaboration between @barsukrecords.bsky.social & LPR! latentprintrecords.bigcartel.com/category/har...
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Harvey Danger
Browse all products in the Harvey Danger category from Latent Print Records.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I need about 20 thousand people to help me finish my giant structure in the desert. If you’re interested just follow that strong vibrational hum you’ve been sensing to it’s source
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Probably the right time to announce that I am no longer the head men's basketball coach at the University of Austin.
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Michael Tedder @mtedder.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Big news for everyone who spent 2003 saying "people say Joy Division all the time, but do you know who Interpol really sound like....."
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
Just learned about the existence of Joe Spreadsheet, the beefcake 80s spreadsheet software mascot a la Mavis Beacon
A hunky dude with huge forearms and a mustache doing some paperwork. His name is Joe Spreadsheet, and this is his software.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Your daily reminder that the U.S. Postal SERVICE is a service that is designed to benefit taxpayers and not a business that should be expected to turn a profit.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
If you knew nothing about Trump, this would be a reasonable/cheesy bipartisanship, and a way for Newsom to get a tax credit he wants. But also everyone knows Trump enough to know that he'll now be like "'Gay' Gov Gavin was crying for Mr. Trump's Help," You can't trick him into helping you!
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
John Olerud STUNS at the Mets Gala
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Eli Anderson @eliranderson.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Someone should buy me this I’m a good person and deserve to have nice things www.discogs.com/sell/item/33...
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Various - Dimensione Umana: LP, Mono For Sale | Discogs Discogs
Buy Various - Dimensione Umana - SR Records (6), SR Records (6) - LP, Mono - SP 121, SR SP 121, includes Strada Triste, Il Pupazzo, Citta Deserta, Dafne, Il Manichino, Elegia Per Un Fagotto, Dramma Ne...
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
It’s so unfair that these people are allowed to do all of the cocaine that they want but it’s illegal for the rest of us
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Stealth40k @stealth40k.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Nintendo paid homage to the 1991 Paul Rudd SNES commercial by bringing him back to make one for Switch 2. This is amazing.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
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Film Crave @filmcrave.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Ryan Coogler has announced that his next project will be a reboot of ‘X-FILES’. 🔗 youtu.be/Cy8cj17h3Xs?...
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=memX...
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Little Stinkers Ep. 5 - Locash "Isn't She Country"
YouTube video by Pat Finnerty
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Eli Anderson @eliranderson.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Song tile idea for a math-rock band: “35 Years of Fake Snakes”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
This product is so good that you don’t even mind when it leaks all over your refrigerator because it fell on its side and somehow manages to do it every single time you buy it. That’s just the bargain you make with this stern old woman
Lao gan ma chili crisp
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
ICE agent: We're looking for Thor Benson Me:
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/04/2025
they’re using a sample of me falling ass first through a snare drum in the new kendrick track. they’re calling it the song of the summer
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I had an instant and overwhelming "come ON" reaction to this shit. Rolling my eyes and gesticulating like Luka Doncic contesting a foul call.
A Cybertruck parked on the street with a big cursive GIRL DAD decal on the back.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
"I'm not mad or a corncob," says woman whose company is an insurance company specializing in tricking seniors and disabled people into buying crapass Medicare Advantage plans. "Put it in Business Insider that I'm not." www.businessinsider.com/business-own...
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I bought a Cybertruck for my business. After receiving threats, I paid over $400 to teach my staff self-defense.
Vanessa Voss, 42, purchased a Cybertruck last year to help advertise her business. Now, she's receiving threats and worried about her staff.
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
#OnThisDay April 14, 1996, Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers, when “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired on Fox. @thatbilloakley.com #TheSimpsons #SteamedHams
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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Schumer building a Time Machine to go back and scold baby Hitler.
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